False Facts

False Facts is the brainchild of Ben Kulp; you send him your false facts and he illustrates them.

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Cats, like asparagus, are grown on farms before being sent to adoption centers.

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context is irrelevant

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Senators are incapable of making informed decisions.

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Space Invaders was originally titled Space Immigrants in Japanese. When Midway adapted the game for English audiences, the name was changed to make it racist enough for Americans to enjoy.

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Peter Pan did not choose to stay young, he was forced.

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How to draw a lumberjack:

Step 1) Draw Seth Rogan with muttonchops and a connecting mustache.

Step 2) Give him a plaid shirt and an axe.

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If you didn't learn this in high school, I feel bad for you son,

I got 99 problems, but science ain't one.

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Mitt Romney's full first name is Mittens.

Also... Mittens... New Jersey called, it wants its fake tan back.

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The Grand Canyon is an optical illusion created by hundreds of well-placed mirrors.

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Nuns are only allowed to have sex with guys named Jesus.

I often pause and say, "this is probably really offensive" and then I post it anyway. Bring on the hate mail, I'm eager to hear what you have to say.