All The Words In My Mouth

I'm Jacob. I'm from Maryland. I like music, sports, reading, and anything with an engine.

[falsegeneralizations]

Sometimes your characters give up, and want to go off the deep end.

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What kind of night is it? Smash a plate of gas station nachos and dwell in absolute self loathing.

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I've officially reached my breaking point. I didn't know they stretched this far. Today I was up early enough to hear church bells in my back yard. I can't escape them. I somehow love them and hate them at the same time. They are an ominous tolling of time, but also a systematic put down of those that I love.

[falsegeneralizations]

I'm split between driving off into the sunset, and cooking an elaborate dinner for everyone I love

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Tacobell is bringing back potatoes, and now McDonald's is bringing back the orange drink. The world is healing.

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The vending company raised the price of pop-tarts. This bourgeois aggression will not stand; time to build the guillotine.

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If someone turned me into a llama Emporer's New Groove style it'd be pretty lit. Shed social and societal responsibilities? Cheers to that bro.

[falsegeneralizations]

Mood: Donnie's dad in Donnie Darko stifling laughter anytime Donnie "acts up"

[falsegeneralizations]

They call coors light silver bullets because buying a werewolf a coors would be enough disrespect to kill them.

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Sgt Frog is the Invader Zim of anime

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I'm back bitches. All the shitposts, all the time.

Bananas are a berry, God is a farce.

[glozirina]

[whenincambridge]

when someone asks what its like to be young these days

[warbyparker]

[thecatacombkid-deactivated20120]

Whoa. The MLA has officially devised a standard format to cite tweets in an academic paper. Sign of the times.

[davvvd]

ebooks, Horse. (horse_ebooks). “Leg Butt” 18 Nov 2011, 12:38 PM. Tweet.

[cephalotodd-deactivated20190310]

can u imagine being admitted to the hospital in house cos ur half-dead from the worlds most obscure disease and youre lying in bed dying and you cant even do that in peace cos every five minutes house’s little club comes back in to do another round of random tests while gossiping about their deep psychological issues and if thats not painful enough one of them is australian and you have to listen to that. and just when u think u can finally slip away gracefully some old dude comes in and switches off your life support and yells at you for not telling him you tripped on a loose floorboard and broke a nail when you were seven like just let me go bro. im done

[nayi9999]

Balance And Composure // I Tore You Apart In My Head

(my edit, not my photo)

[lyrics-and-music]

Yer Killin’ Me // Remo Drive