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Hayley // Aquarius // '99 // Trans woman

[emergency-broadcast-system]

[koiagain]

im going to fix my entire life

[fruitcakebro]

When?

[koiagain]

Like Um. later

[lamignonette]

[miraclemaya]

religious pervert: i came in my panties because of god

atheist pervert: material conditions caused me to cum in my panties

agnostic pervert: no one knows why i keep on cumming in my panties

[eebie]

i named them cruelty of the heart and sickness of the mind

[klapollo]

at planned parenthood and they're playing regular show

[klapollo]

[cutecipher]

"dude if you don't get this abortion benson is gonna fire us"

[shilohguesses]

I get scared when I look at women's asses because my best friend in high school was an electric eel and he would fuck with me whenever the teacher turned around

[gokusclit]

Take my hand Let’s lower the birth rate together

[orbsteeb]

its the year 2013 and you can 3dprint a dildo that is also a bong and Dennys has a tumblr and most phones have TWO cameras now, one on the front and one on the back and there is a nonzero chance that we will have a reality show set in space within 5 years.

it appears that gentle death still stands sentinel at the end of our lives and casts a shadow back over us as if he were interposed between us and a fantastic radiance but OTOH crowdsourcing has made it incredibly easy to buy a “minimalist wallet” made of aircraft-grade aluminium weave and hey

dennys has a tumblr, so you can keep up with dennys, and new dennys developments, in realtime

[notchie]

I'M GOING TO DO THIS TO MY BOOBS AS THEY GROW IN TO APPEAL TO THE MINECRAFT PORN CROWD

[van1llaskys]

[hitmyvape-deactivated20251006]

my swag centric lifestyle prevents me from engaging with your gay and lame stuff

[razerbackbitch]

[charl0ttan]

what if a christian baby got high and then had to go to church and you had to drive it because its high. wouldnt that be messed up

[mikufanclub]

[mrscancelled-1]

[hayleyhex]