i know some goblins

some gremlins. some rats. some weird motherfuckers. some... fools, if you will.

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#6

Jade: I think I started learning Romanian

Chrys: you think

V: think

V: why are you not sure

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#5

V: Arthur, get up, Alex started a fire!

Arthur: How big is the fire?

V: How big is the- big enough!

Arthur: Ok, ok, fine-

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#4

Gilbert: you promise you didn’t get me spiders again?

Slappy: (from a distance) just open it.

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#3

Arthur, over the phone: Chrys? Both my hands are stuck in Pringles tubes. Yes, both of them.

Arthur: It's not important how I dialled the number, just please send help.

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#2

Gilbert: I'm sorry, but this time, I can't do what you've asked.

Arthur: What do you mean this time? You've never done what I've asked since I've known you.

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#1

Slappy: yeah i'll probably die alone

Waitress: i asked if you were dining alone

Slappy: oh. that too

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who said a nerd from 2012 tumblr, her long distance lesbian wife, some dumbass that kins a gay furry, a lingiusticssexual that seems like a vegan but is actually just from cali, their arsonistic wine aunt that probably shouldn’t be allowed online, an artist with a foot fetish, and two brothers with very different types of art complexes can’t be a family