[tripleabatterybuni]

Dennis isn’t necessarily loud when it comes to sex. Something about growing up in a religious household with older brothers and thin walls. But when Abbot is fucking him hard and fast in the bathroom at work, trying to get a quickie in, desperate for each other before they’re apart for twelve hours.

Well, Dennis gets a little loud.

Fucked out grunts, and whines spill out of him where he’s bent forward, back arched and arms braced against the half tiled wall. And when Jack starts hammering into him, slapping against his ass, Dennis barely chokes back a yelp.

They both freeze, waiting to see if someone heard. Before Jack slams back into him, muttering that Den is gonna get them found out. Enjoying the way that has Dennis clenching down around him with another pathetic whimper.

But he doesn’t actually want to get caught. He can’t imagine the HR nightmare that would be.

So Jack shoves his dog tags between the kids teeth. Rumbling hot and low in his ear that if Dennis drops them, or makes any more noise, he doesn’t get to cum until Jack decides he deserves it. Maybe some time next week.

Den get’s real quiet after that. And when he does cum, with Jack going soft inside him, and his thick hand reached around, working hard to get him off. Dennis squeezes his eyes shut, clenching down every muscle to keep from crying out.

Biting down so hard on the tags that he chips his front tooth.

Later, when Trin asks about it, he lies and says he broke it running into an ambulance door.

[starspaceace]

youve got the universe's top two yearners right there

[hucklenberries]

robby tugs dennis to his neck, crooning in delight when he begins to lap at his skin. "c'mon, puppy," robby says. "go bite for me. be a good boy for daddy."

he knows that he will be teased for this; that jack will see his new bruises and howl in laughter because you keeping a mutt, mikey? and it is exactly because robby knows that will happen that he keeps egging dennis on, using dennis' fixation to hook jack in—trying to see how much of dennis does robby need to dangle in front of jack until he breaks.

robby's always known that jack likes dennis, after all. that jack likes seeing what dennis does to robby. that he'd been jealous but the jealousy has now turned tepid, churning it into desire. so how much more could jack take? how much teasing and marks and bruises does robby need to show off until jack comes crawling to him, asking for a taste of dennis? of the two them?

[hucklenberries]

robby tugs dennis to his neck, crooning in delight when he begins to lap at his skin. "c'mon, puppy," robby says. "go bite for me. be a good boy for daddy."

he knows that he will be teased for this; that jack will see his new bruises and howl in laughter because you keeping a mutt, mikey? and it is exactly because robby knows that will happen that he keeps egging dennis on, using dennis' fixation to hook jack in—trying to see how much of dennis does robby need to dangle in front of jack until he breaks.

robby's always known that jack likes dennis, after all. that jack likes seeing what dennis does to robby. that he'd been jealous but the jealousy has now turned tepid, churning it into desire. so how much more could jack take? how much teasing and marks and bruises does robby need to show off until jack comes crawling to him, asking for a taste of dennis? of the two them?

[orderofoddfellows]

duh

[alexisneverokay]

how robby treats little dennis vs how jack treats little dennis.... daddy and papa have their differences in parenting style...

[femmecelworld]

coolest thing about Interview with the Vampire is everyone is literally insane. I am using the word ‘literally’ correctly; Louis has hallucinations so vivid he can feel the air displaced by them, Claudia has a kind of dysphoria that would terrify a greek god, Armand is so deep in psychosis he changed the world around him to match his own reality, Daniel is such a narcissist he taunts two powerful vampires without fear after they nearly killed him—

then of course, Lestat living out every entry of the DSM V

and you still have people trying to argue over who the ‘real’ villain is. my sweet summer child, free your mind and pick your favorite war criminal

[ariaste]

it's called the DSM-V because the V stands for Vampire. little known fact.

[strawberryisscrumptious]

Grace must get very cool about many things very quickly statement

[grac3yn]

eva stratt they could never make me hate you

[goldenaltar]

concept: no astrophage au where eridians and humans still make first contact but like, properly. a whole diplomatic mission meeting in the middle of space to save travel time. stratt is humanity's greatest representation. the eridian equivalent is equally as scary and secretly soft. it's all very star trek.

but rocky and grace put the whole diplomacy thing in jeopardy by being too best buddy with it. like they're both really low level members of the mission. some engineer necessary for ship maintenance, and an obligatory molecular biologist they brought along in case they found more alien cells out in space. and these two guys like, somehow keep ending up hanging out essentially "at the back of the classroom." consistently left out of the actually important negotiations, and well, they're bored!

grace steals some laptops and starts jury-rigging his own personal translator for rocky, despite the fact that the official translation software is way quicker to learn and much more nuanced. rocky starts learning english, simplifies his eridian, and immediately starts mocking grace for needing the software. they start blabbing to each other about all the weird quirks of their respective cultures and advanced science their planets can do. the whole time they are ribbing each other about culture stuff. grace eats in front of rocky. rocky forces grace to sleep in a corridor somewhere so he can keep watch.

then stratt and the eridian leader find out and it's like

stratt: you. you've been meeting in private with a member of the eridian deligation?

grace: ... yyyes.

stratt: and you shared with them classified scientific documents?

grace: i... maybe gave him. a laptop. he's so smart! what was i supposed to do?

stratt: HIM? you've assigned male pronouns to a genderless species?

grace: he said he likes to match!

stratt: do you even know the name of this eridian?!

grace: i call him rocky :)

stratt: 😰

then on rocky's side of things it's like

eridian leader: sorry did you say you called the human after one of its digestive noises?

rocky: yeah :)

eridian leader: and. you've been telling it about how to make xenonite. one of our most vital trading resources.

rocky: yes yes, grace is very ignorant about basic chemistry 🙄

eridian leader: right. and you watch it sleep. despite the fact that all the human beings we have spoken to have described this as a cultural violation?

rocky: well he didn't like it at first but he came around!!

anyway both sides of the delegation are sweating profusely (metaphorically speaking) until they see rocky and grace in action and are like ohh! they're both freaks. we are not to blame for this. these two are just really bad at navigating cultural norms.

cut to grace curled up with rocky while he sleeps like a baby.

[comingaback]

what kind of undies the pitt crew wearing. this is for scientific reasons.

[huckleberrys-notepaad]

*ahem* HOW DID THAT GET THERE-

[skaylanphear]

Okay but teacher Grace on Erid having very little say in which kids get filtered into his class, though he is aware that the selection process is super specific and that most of the kids he gets are high performers with star academics and some even with influential parents. He isn't quite comfortable enough with Eridian culture yet to object to the selection process and make it more inclusive, however. That is, until he learns about the special needs kids.

Obviously, there are Eridian kids with special needs, and a few of them even filter into his classes. But one specific type of special needs kid has never shown up in his classes, and the only reason he even learned of the condition is because Rocky and Adrien's first pebble has the condition.

It's initially quite a struggle for them to deal with, and Grace sympathizes of course, because the child will apparently have huge learning and academic struggles and will likely never be able to live on their own. That is, until he learns the details of the disability.

Basically, it's a condition where the part of the Eridian brain that gives them their eidetic memory isn't fully developed, and so these kids just... can't remember things the way most eridians do. And in a culture where an eidetic memory is the norm, all things cater to that, so not having that is actually a massive disability.

But Grace is like, so... this kid just learns the same way a human does, or something like. Which is nothing new to him, though he is somewhat boggled at how much Rocky and Adrian struggle with their infant and their "slow" learning curve, even as far as initial developmental stages. Grace, on the other hand, simply treats the kid the same way he would a human infant, and Rocky and Adrien are impressed with his patience.

But, through this, it occurs to Grace that there must be other kids out there with this disability who likely aren't getting the attention and chances in life that they deserve, because Eridian culture is particularly hostile toward this disability, and actively views those with it as unable to function in regular society.

So Grace demands that a special course be put together where he teaches kids with this disability specifically. Rocky is hesitant, as most kids with this disability are home schooled and kind of... kept shut away. But Grace insists and as one of Erid's saviors, he gets what he wants eventually.

His first class is super small, maybe only three kids because so few parents were willing to advertise that their children have this disability. And because of the stigma around it, even those who agreed to it are super unsure and want to be present during the lessons, perhaps paranoid about the impression it will leave on Savior Grace, who is so accustomed to only teaching the most gifted students.

But Grace knows exactly how to deal with these kids. Some of them have varying degrees of function when it comes to their memory banks, which isn't so unlike teaching kids on earth. And so Grace is able to introduce all these tools and teaching techniques that were previously unheard of on Erid (though very normal on Earth) like having textbooks for reference with you at all times and having strategies that are less focused on memorization for understanding, and providing these kids with tools like calculators and teaching them the art of taking notes to look back on, etc etc.

Suddenly, with all these tools that most Eridians don't need, these kids are learning at a much faster rate, and succeeding with the help of all their little tools. And because so many normal eridians are ignorant of Grace's actual biology, it's shocking to them that Savior Grace doesn't have an eidetic memory either (shocking to everyone but Rocky anyway)--that his brain functions quite similarly in capacity to these "disabled" children.

Once this news gets around, suddenly there's more kids in his special classes, and there's all kinds of discourse being inflamed because the real reason these kids can't live on their own or function is lack of support from Eridian society.

If Savior Grace, who is well respected as a genius in his own right amongst the Eridians, can function so successfully, they why can't these kids?

I dunno, I just think it's an interesting premise.

[pittlingnao]

Hucklerabbot in the future, Robby and Jack are retired because decades of working in ED has left them physically and mentally completely unwell

First realisation they are really old comes when Jack loses his balance once and falls to the ground and is unable to get back up, and Robby in effort to help him up, throws his back out and they end up having to call an ambulance

Dennis was worried sick, not just for their physical health, two of his most important people were old and not doing well, but he knew very well just how badly mentally they'll take all of this

Soon enough it's not just Jack and his balance issue but Robby too. The man begins to forget things, small and unimportant at first. 'Where are my glasses?' while they sit atop of his head. But then he starts forgetting dates and important anniversaries, something he's never forgotten before.

And then he gets hit with the Alzheimer's diagnosis and is devastated and so is Jack and Dennis.

Dennis would never admit to anyone out loud that he's terrified of losing them both, and that it'll happen sooner than he'd like, and that he's crying himself to sleep almost daily, staying awake long after the two of them fall asleep, trying to get as much time with them as possible.

But strangely enough, they make it all work in their own bubble, their own way. Robby is helping Jack with his balance and Jack is helping Robby with his memory.

Casual walks outside, Robby pushing Jack in his wheelchair while the man is pointing out places they've been to. "Remember when we..." "No, not really." "Well I do and you loved every second of it."

And although Robby doesn't remember it, he knows it's true because he knows Jack.

Until one day he doesn't know him, doesn't recognise him. Doesn't recognise Dennis either. Who are these two men and why are they at his place?

And then he begins to roam the place in middle of the night, rearranging things because they were not right and he didn't leave it that way. And it escalates, he begins to roam outside their house, and then forgets how to get home. Police brings him back and when he does remember who he is and where he lives and who his two boyfriends are, he's crying because these memory lapses are horrible and he'd rather be dead.

Eventually Robby starts to wander further, finding his place back to the PTMC and nothing is the way it used to be, nobody knows him, they see this old confused man roaming the hallways, until Dennis, the current attending, informs everyone Robby used to work there before the new generation took over and he's struggling to keep away even in his condition.

But he causes no harm and actually being back at the Pitt is great excercise for his brain because he's helping the med students with hard diagnosis.

It's slow, agonising watch but when it's time to go, it's time to go and Robby passes away at home, in his own bed, snuggled up to his boys and Jack follows him year later, leaving Dennis all alone and heartbroken but grateful for all the amazing memories they shared together during their lives.

And he'll always have something to remember them by, tattoo of Robby's Memento Mori and Jack's dogtags number.

[fancy-crush]

Alright break my heart then

[huntress1013]

Just....aaargh....they kill me

[boookthief]

[sublimeinfatuation]

Hucklerabbot First night together

Robby and Jack, after having Dennis over are in the kitchen naked, bodies sweaty and both covered in painful scratches. They share a glass of cold whiskey, not really thinking because that requires strength they don't have.

In the other room Dennis snores like he didn't just fuck the life out of them.

They thought he'd tap out. Thought he'd be begging. In reality he fucked like he was made for it and had a near non existent refractory peroid. They haven't had a night like this like this in years. Jack wipes sweat off his face. Robby takes a long drink.

"We're so fucked." One of them says and the other just nods.

[kingofclowningaround]

Jack Abbot .⋆♱

patron saint of dark humor

i literally love abbot so much, but you cannot convince me that robby and jack are not fucking or have never fucked once, there is too much sexual tension between those two men it’s driving me crazy, also the fact thats it’s canon that he does nude yoga at sunset kills me. i need there to be a night shift spin off where we see the insane shit they get up to, i love the pitt night shift