Sleepy Guy

A place for all the crap i like and some bad ideas. enjoy. 28. MDNI. Non Binary. Native American.

[sublimeinfatuation]

Hucklerobby! FWB

Dennis tells Robby anything they do needs to be completely no strings attached. He wont risk fucking up his future and he knows Robby feels the same. Its not like either is new to it, Dennis fucked before. Friends with benefits is the best option for their situation.

So the rules are as follows. No spending the night. No dates. No feelings.

Robby thinks its great, he gets this absolutely sexy, eager man who sucks cock and rides like he was made for it all without the attachment. He doesn't have to entertain him or try to keep him at arms length because Dennis refuses to get that close.

But thats not what he's used to. He is used to the month and a half rush of feelings, the dates, the long nights treating each other well. The first night Dennis leaves with a satisfied smile and a wink he spends an hour channel surfing to calm down. It feels wrong to just kick him out.

So he drags out the aftercare, he drags out the foreplay. He fucks him with his arms around his back because thats the only way Dennis allows himself to be held. Robby tries to scratch that itch while being used in just the way he used to love. He gets exactly what he wants and it kills him because now all he wants is Dennis.

[sunday-bug]

[imsobadatnicknames2]

I think it's really funny how the practice of bleeping out profanity is not only completely ineffective as a censorship tool, it's had the opposite effect of creating an environment where it's ridiculously easy to edit apparent profanity into footage that doesn't actually contain it. Like you can just grab any audio or video clip and bleep out anything and people will automatically mentally insert profanity in there it fucking rules.

[sublimeinfatuation]

Dennis has a thing for praise and flattery because of Dana. (Its all Platonic, anything said is out of playfulness.)

There was a few changes to the ED after her brief absence but her favorite was whatever happened to Dennis. He's bigger, he's tanner, his hair is longer and his style is more cohesive. Overall, she is blown away and just knows she has to mess with him.

"Whos this cutie?" She teases in that sweet way older women do. He flushes red all the way down to his neck and flees to his patient.

"When did Whitaker become a heartbreaker?" She asks Princess later and they watch him nearly drop his ipad, not used to receiving compliments.

"Have a good night, Trinity. Later, handsome." She teases sweetly when he leaves with Santos. Santos bursts into laughter when he can't even stutter a goodbye and just walks away with a small grin and a red face.

He's been self conscious his entire life but that night when he looks in the mirror he actually finds himself smiling.

[sublimeinfatuation]

Victoria Javadi getting crushes on men she works with because she's repressed any sort of desire to be romantic or sexual in lieu of pursuing her career. She has never really explored it. The crushes are harmless and she knows nothing can come of it so she views it as "safe".

The only one shes felt any real attraction to was Mateo and after he rejected her, she was knocked back into thinking she needed to suppress those urges again.

But now she knows what attraction feels like and she can no longer deny she has it for women.

[ladyignatius4]

It doesn't matter if you wrote 5,000 or 50 words today.

It doesn't matter if all you did was day-dream about your characters while staring at the ceiling.

You are still a writer and your progress is valid.

[superchat]

there was a great study a few years that went into the whole "ppl online are bigger jerks than irl cuz theres a virtual wall and no repercussions" and the researchers were expecting to see that be the case but it turns out that people who were really angry or argumentative online were also found to just be assholes in person and people who were pretty patient and nice online were found to be patient and nice in real person as well

and it just debunked that whole cynical idea that people will naturally be mean if theres no punishment for it

[superchat]

source another source

the researchers found that being online didnt make people more hostile, but that being online allowed already hostile people to dominate forum conversations, and the less aggressive people were much less likely to reply or engage, ending in just the aggressive people bickering at eachother

[brainstreams]

[wearegoingfuckinganywhereman]

[sublimeinfatuation]

Hucklerabbot!!!

Robby and Dennis aren't exclusive but they stopped looking elsewhere for anyone, with one exception. Dennis has a massive crush on Jack and he knows that sometimes Jack and Robby use each other as stress relief. He tries not to show his jealousy (envy) but a few words from Robby have him panting for every detail.

Jacks having a hard night. No work, SWAT won't allow him to volunteer at the moment, and nothing on the scanner. The perfect storm for restlessness. After an hour of attempting to find relief, ge finally says fuck it and heads to Robbys.

Normally, he'd come by unannounced and they would drink and fool around and have but of harmless fun. So maybe he puts some extra effort into looking good, works out a little to really show those muscles Robby loves.

He doesnt expect Dennis to answer the door. Dennis with his obviously disheveled state. His shirt on backwards and his belt is undone and all those curls looking like soemone ran their hands through them. His disarray has Jack half hard in seconds and he almost misses Robby pop up behind him, explaining they're waiting on food. Jack tries to leave but Robby doesn't let him, sensing Jack's arousal. Dennis wants to but he can barely think of an excuse when Jack looks so fuckable.

Robby spends the whole night drinking, watching them flirt and gawk openly, wondering which one would break first.

[melancholygirls]

I passed a flower shop next to a tattoo shop and at first I laughed because I thought it was ironic and then i freaked because IMAGINE YOUR OTP IN A FLORIST/TATTOO ARTIST AU

[stillalittlekid]

OMG I COULD TOTALLY IMAGINE THEM LIKE THAT IT WOULD BE SO PERFECT

[christ-with-a-why]

[melancholygirls]

I cannot BELIEVE a post I made when I was 13 is circulating! And also apparently started this trope? I thought somebody had the idea separately and it blew up that way😭

[sublimeinfatuation]

NSFW Hucklerobby

Dennis spends the night at Robbys after a stressed shift on the street team, he normally wouldnt but he needed extra confort. In the morning he dozes on a bed softer than any he's had in forever, smelling of his new boyfriend and with memories of the nights previous all in his head. Robby already went to work so he's alone.

Only robby isnt at work. He had the day off and Dennis was too tired to hear him say it the night before. He just went out for coffee and donuts.

So Dennis, who grew up with a large family and one bathroom, who shared a room with brothers then a roommate in college. Who knows no privacy is guaranteed, decides to indulge. He ends up jerking off to the memory of Robby fucking him.

So when Robby opens the door to the bedroom Dennis jumps up, using a pillow to cover himself, he screams at him to get out (a reflex). Panics to think of an excuse but all that comes is incoherent babble and screaming.

Robby, who helped raise a teen boy and knew it was a possibility one day goes into dad mode and apologizes, dropping the bag as he flees and slams the door to his own bedroom.

Dennis emerges and they both are too nervous to acknowledge that all of that felt like a dad walking in on his son.

[emmaharwoods]

SCHITT'S CREEK — 2.09

[fagulously-me]

Where my freaks at?

[sals-sonic]

I love you ao3, I love you dead dove, I love you dark and fucked up ships, I love you weird and unusual kinks, I love you porn without plot, I love you unapologetic violent fiction, I love you horror, I love you splatterpunk, I love you unreliable narrators, I love you morally gray characters, I love you characters with no morals whatsoever, I love you authors that write whatever you want, I love you authors who don't stop others from writing whatever they want, I love you readers with critical thinking skills, I love you media literacy

[writingdose]

as a writer, it’s very important that you know this: whenever you tell yourself “this will only be one-chapter-long” that is a lie. your brain is lying to you. it won’t, in fact, be just a short one-shot

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

reblog if you love ao3 exactly how it is and you don’t want it to “update” or change in any way♡

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

ao3 is not changing anything by the way! some people just want them to change for some reason. my guess is that these people just don't understand how the site works and refuse to actually learn how it works, so they blame the site because it's easier for them that way.