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@fancymcpantss
Unmute !
I've been tossing and turning unable to go to sleep thinking about some guy I hardly been seeing. My heart has that dumb flutter feeling while my brain does nothing but bring up scenarios of cute that will probably never happen. I miss him and I want more of him.
Ignore this, I wanted to write out my rant
Desperately Trying Not To Cry, ft. shane
headcanon: shane is a total crybaby, but only when he isn’t feeling depressed. emotions??? wtf to do with those??? he sure doesn’t know
also, meet my farmer, finn. they are tall and beautiful and they love to smooch their smol husband
Ur the only artist ive seen who truly knows how to draw alex... u capture his essence
Awhh that’s nice of you to say :’’’’ ) thanks
Have an Alex, on me.
How the bachelors react to the farmer telling them she’s pregnant !
(I’m so sorry, I try my best to stick to gender-neutral headcanons, even if i use non gender-neutral gifs or photos, but this one has been just stuck in my head for so long and unfortunately, there’s no way around this :’( enjoy anyways guys!)
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Shane: The farmer decides to tell him when they’re hanging out on the porch, watching the sun set. He has a beer in his hand, and reaches in the cooler to grab one. He offers it to her, and she giggles and raises a hand. “No thanks, Shane. I can’t drink anyways. I’m pregnant.”
Shane drops his can, the remaining beer spilling onto the oak wood beneath their feet. He braces himself against the railing, looking up at her in disbelief. She pulls the test from her pocket and shows him, two pink lines clearly on the test.
“Wait… What? Like, there’s a baby, MY BABY, inside of you?” He whispers, his eyes wide, staring into the dirt. She nods and tears of joy start rolling down her cheeks. He looks up at her, tears now flooding down his cheeks as a huge grin breaks across his face.
“I’m gonna be a daddy…”
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Alex: The farmer decided to just give Alex the pregnancy test while they were at the beach. She figured that since they went to the beach all year and it was their favorote spot, it would be perfect. When they got there, she told him she had a surprise and needed him to close his eyes.
“Alright, but if it’s a sea cucumber, farmer girl I’m gonna get you back okay?” He teased, closing his eyes and holding his hands out. She placed the test in his hands and held her breath.
“Open.”
He let his eyes fall on the test in his hands. Two lines. He stared at the test for a moment, then set it down on his towel. The farmer looked at him with tears in her eyes and smiled. He grabbed her and picked her up by the legs, spinning around and crying out triumphantly. She laughed and braced herself on his shoulders as he reveled in the moment, still cheering.
“YEAAAAAH! OH YEAH WE’RE GONNA HAVE A BABY! WOOOO!”
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Sebastian: The farmer decided to tell him by leaving a gift on his computer desk. Inside that gift was a heartfelt card about how much she loved him, a onesie, and the pregnancy test. When he found it, he brought it to their shared bed and asked her what it was.
“Just open it, honey. Trust me. You’ll love it.” She reassured him, kissing his temple as she pushed his hair out of his eyes. He cautiously pulled the card from the gift bag and read it, beaming the whole time.
“This is so nice, sweetheart. Thank you.” He murmured, pressing a chaste kiss to her lips. He pulled the onesie and the pregnancy test out and just stared at her.
“You’re pregnant?” He asked, so softly she could barely hear him.
“Yep. Just found out this morning.” She whispered through welling tears. A tear rolled down his cheek as he grabbed her and pulled her closer, then more tears followed. The couple trembled with silent sobs of joy and excitement as they embraced. He whispered almost frantically as he pressed excited kisses all over her head.
“Pregnant… My honey… Oh my gosh, a family…”
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Harvey: Since Harvey is the town doctor, the farmer decided to have him find out for himself. She had already taken a test that her childhood best friend had been so kind to drive out to her from Zuzu City just so that way Harvey wouldn’t find out before she did. She faked some nausea and stomach cramping, just to get Harvey to have her take some tests. He had asked her to take a pregnancy test with a laugh.
“This sounds more like a stomach bug than pregnancy but we just gotta be sure.”
She took the test and watched his face change as the result appeared on the stick. He looked up at her, face as pale as the sterile white walls around him.
“I knew already. I just wanted you to find out for yourself, Dr. Harvey.” She whispered, holding back a few tears. He sat down and ran his fingers through his hair, grinning like mad as he stood up to kiss her.
“Is this a dream? Oh goodness, honey I feel so light. So happy! Excuse my unprofessionalism but A BABY! Oh dear I better sit, I might faint…”
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Sam: (based off of the above comic bc this is SO something Sam would do) The farmer decided to tell Sam by leading him to drop a dad joke, his favorite. Sam was a little worried, as the farmer was in the bathroom for a while and looked pale when she came out.
“Hey honey, are you feeling alright? You don’t look too good.” He furrowed his brow, stepping closer to his beloved.
“I’m feeling nauseated…” she placed a hand on her stomach, even though she really didn’t feel nauseous at all. She was giddy more than anything.
“Hi mauseated, I’m….” Sam trailed off, realization striking him as the farmer cracked a slight grin, confirming his suspicions. He grinned, throwing his arms open wide for her. Both of them were teary eyed and embracing so tight, it was a moment he never wanted to pass.
“Dad?! I’m a dad! Ha. Haha. Nice joke, sweetheart!”
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Elliott: The farmer decided to put an ultrasound picture in one of his books as a bookmark and hand him the book as he got in bed for the night. She went to the kitchen to grab a snack and heard a loud ’whump’ from their bedroom. When she ran into the room, he was slouched over, book open, eyes closed. She realized what had happened and laughed, gently shaking him to consciousness.
“Elliott. Elliott, honey, wake up…” she whispered, giggling as he slowly regained his consciousness.
“Oh my goodness dear, I’m terribly sorry. I fainted.” He murmured, glancing down at the open book.
“I’m pregnant.” She reminded him, grabbing the ultrasound photo.
“Oh my goodness my dear, you have no idea how excited I am. A family of our own…” he murmured, presing a sweet kiss to her temple. “I’m so excited to have this.. a family.. I love you.”
Can you imagine if Junimos listened to you cursing in the farm and somehow picked up some bad words…… sfghdsnm
( feat my farmer Elijah who thinks he’s going insane )
[ original idea by undeadcourier who made this fallout new vegas comic with e-de and arcade that made me laugh so much X ]
[even more original post from the movie X ]
much like the Phoenix, a new dad shall rise from the sawdust reborn
“It was da birdie!”
Photos by Pony Salvaje
December 17th
I’M WEEPING
TURN UP THE SOUND IM BEGGING YOU
this is my favorite video! porky pig says son of a bitch!
ILLEGAL!! TAKE THIS VIDEO DOWN!!
and i think to myself…. what a wonderful worm
june has had enough
june strikes again
“I used to hate on other moms for the clothes that they wore. You know these fucking clothes that moms wear, all that cheesy-ass animal print and metallic shiny shoes. And now I see something that’s bedazzled in rhinestones, and I’m like, ‘Oh, that looks nice. I think I'ma get that!’"
Ali Wong: Hard Knock Wife (2018)