Imagine: Sherlock volunteering to be your guardian for career day at school
Author's Note: 1/20 for triple digits day, and I don't think I have written Sherlock before... or any Sherlock imagine? Hopefully I did it justice?
You stumble into 221B after a long walk from school, the smell of blood that filled the house smacked you in the face like a brick.
You make a groaning sound and trudge up the stairs, "I'm home!" you called
When you get up to the second floor you wave to John on his laptop, you point to your nose gesturing to the smell. He rolls his eyes and points to the kitchen. You walk around the corner to see Sherlock frantically hopping about the kitchen with blood in his chem set.
"Hey Dexter" you say sarcastically leaning against the wall
"If you're going to ask what I'm doing go talk to John I'm not explaining it for the third time" Sherlock said
"Actually I was going to ask what the hell are you doing" you shoot back as Mrs. Hudson walks through the door with groceries
"Y/N! How was your day" she said
"Just fine Auntie, could you do a favor for me tomorrow?" you ask
"Anything for you, oh Sherlock are you still mucking about with the blood!" Mrs. Hudson said revolted
"Well even though we are sixteen and not six Mister Daniels thinks it'd be a perfect idea to have a career day. I thought maybe you could come in and do it?" you ask
"Oh no I couldn't dear, I have so many errands to run tomorrow. As well as go to court for that blasted parking ticket!" Mrs. Hudson apologized
"Yeah alright, I was just going to blow it off anyway but he said that I have to have someone if anyone come on my behalf" you say
"Maybe John could do it" Mrs. Hudson offered beginning to put away the groceries around Sherlock and his work
"I'm doing a shift at the hospital, we need the extra money" John said eyes still fixated on his laptop screen, "I'm sorry Y/N I would've if I could"
"Mmm" you thought... "Sherlock?"
"No." Sherlock said quickly
"Please! There's no one else!" you plead
"He's the busiest man on the planet Sherlock you know that, I know how you love to show off. Think about it! Thirty people staring at you as you talk of your greatest adventures!" you keep begging him
"Erm... that does sound pleasant" he stated quietly, stopping his movements for a moment
"Thank you thank you! I owe you one!" you said tossing your arms around him
"Oi! I'm doing it for the children" Sherlock said pulling away smiling
"For the children!" you cheered.
"And remember to shop at Marty's for all your grocery needs!" James Popper's dad announced ending his speech, a grocer how exciting... wait til they see Sherlock
"Thank you Mister Popper for that wonderful speech, and now for Y/N's guardian, Sherlock Holmes, a... consulting detective?" The teacher said introducing Sherlock
"Are you that guy who faked his death!" some Cockney kid said from the back
Sherlock ignores him, "I am the world's only consulting detective, the police come to me whenever they're too foolish to solve anything. Which is extremely often... what I do is take the obvious evidence and conclude what is right under everyone's noses. Take the death of the butcher for example-"
"Sherlock a different case" you said, he just looks at you begging with his eyes, "No!" you both knew that the ending to the case was that the butcher's ex- wife cut him up into bits and Mister Daniels would not have any of that.
"Well! That story took up most of my presentation so... has anyone seen a human eye?" Sherlock pulls out a baggy with three human eyes in it.
"BLAECKK" a girl in the front row puked all over her desk
"Come on! It's not that bad, this one was the butcher's!" he points to one of the eyes
"BLAECKK" another kid pukes!
"OUT!" Mister Daniels ordered to Sherlock who was smiling at you as you glared evilly at him
The room was chaos! Sherlock dashed out satisfied while kids yell and scream and squirm. Parents try to calm their kids while gossiping to each other about who would do such a thing. Mister Daniels glares at you while calling the janitor on the phone. This was the last career day this school had for a long time. Thanks Sherlock Holmes.
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