Ayv’s Dump

Hmm. cheesed to meet you? 18+

[fandombandomgasoline-blog]

I think there’s a world out there where Bucky Barnes goes to law school. I don’t know how to explain it or if I can, but something about his congressman arc makes me think he would do it.

inshallah he will do good on his LSATs

[slipng]

your dashboard is mothed ི༘ ࿔̥̊ཐི༏ཋྀ󠀮

[euthoricspidey-deactivated20230]

welcome to my prompt list! A list of 200+ prompts that I love, whether they be from fics I’ve read or other lists I’ve seen floating around. I hope you enjoy ♡

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[seasonalbambi]

what do you want detective

[incorrectstormandsilencequotes]

Rikkard: you can’t go. You will die.

Lilly: It’s just like in chess. Sometimes in order to win, you have to sacrifice your queen.

Rikkard:

Rikkard: That’s exactly how you lose at chess.

[gaynfl-moved]

pick your fighter

the ‘$1000 to go to Hawaii’ bride, the ‘I bought a $99 polygraph on amazon’ lady, or the ‘why was $200 so huge’ birthday girl

[marisatomay]

a lot of people seem to be confused and think the hawaii bride and the polygraph lady are the same but they’re actually 2 separate people so here’s all 3 in one go

the “$1500 to go to hawaii” bride

Ms Polygraph Test

$200 birthday

bask in the unfiltered nonsense of it all

[gaynfl-moved]

since someone mentioned this and I had forgotten, a last minute entry fighter: “Squire Sebastian” lady

[imsuchacapricorn]

New to the arena, Kristie and her surprise wedding

[history-freak1]

Y'all really gonna pass up childless millennial Disney Mom?

[gaynfl-moved]

my FAVORITE angry facebook post of all time

[its-the-fluffy-lupin]

I made this and showed it to a friend. She said I should post it, so here we are.

[bipolarized]

This is it.

This is officially the best thing I’ve ever seen.

[requiem-4-a-drink-deactivated20]

hope your pets stay healthy in 2017

[rotg-fan-page]

I almost didn’t blog this and felt guilty

[ckascade-deactivated20170413]

Not risking it

[unorthodox-views]

hope ya pets even healthier in 2018

[zackisontumblr]

hope your pets discover immortality in 2019

[unfocusedmind]

[in-twilight-realms-blog]

[plagueutopia-deactivated2023021]

It’s back

[intheworstofways]

I CANT STOP LAUGHING

[oakh4rt]

this will always be my favorite

[dangerousnotbroken]

The day I don’t reblog this is the day I have lost all sense of humour.

[wednesdaydollthirteen-deactivat]

[kayvsworld]

my body, tearfully: when sleep???

me: my dude we just woke up!! It’s time for wakefulness and doing things and Productivity

my body, weeping: but???? when sleep?????

[rizaoftheowls]

me: okay, finally now is sleep

my body: no. wrong.

[dollymyfolly-deactivated2026032]

I’m the type of person who holds on to ticket stubs and photos and presses flowers but never puts them into a scrapbook I just have them scattered everywhere which brilliantly illustrates how I’m a sentimental piece of shit who can’t put their life together

[borkyno-deactivated20160330]

me: i’m asian

white person: no, you’re indian

me:

[darcybeth]

mrs bennet: jane shall go on horseback for it looks like rain

jane: all that for a rich husband? i’ll get sick D:

mrs bennet:

[fyeahcontroversialcharacters]

[sinclair-wildstar]

I will reblog this every time it crosses my dash.

[dreamychocolateprincess]

People who don’t get this infuriate me

[ouc-h-deactivated20180811]

sorry im late i sat on my bed in a towel for 45 minutes staring at the wall

[futurist]

Every time Janet is rebooted, she gains a new ability. Janet has been rebooted at least 857 times which makes her the most advanced Janet to ever exist.

In 3x01, we see her display some of the new abilities she has acquired from the previous reboots such as: sarcasm, lying to spare a friend’s feelings, embarrassment, and feeling giddy hearing about the person she loves.

[cowboy-garfield]

tag yourself: the novels everyone read at my middle school