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One year can we just switch bake off around and make Paul bake for ex contestants. Like let's set him random tasks with tight time frames and very little instruction

notdentalfloss

I now want to add the task of making an ice cream cake in 35 degree heat because this is pissing me off

oh2e

Mum says he should have the task of making really easy things like rice crispy buns but he only has 10 minutes. Or he has to make them but doesn’t have any chocolate or rice crispies

retrotrippyyy

Lets say, hypothetically, my lover's got humor..... and for the sake of debate... lets say, she's the giggle at a funeral.

guerrillatech

lystring

tiktoksthataregood-ish

acewatney

[video begins with the camera pointing towards the ground showing the narrator’s black socks and white cane. He’s tapping their cane on hardwood flooring as he slowly walks forward.]

“So people ask me all the time ‘what’s the worst part about being visually impaired? Is it not being able to drive? Is it not being able to see the stars at night?’ But no. It’s when you drop a tomato on the ground [they turn a corner] and you can’t see it but you know it’s somewhere [the tomato is revealed] around here and you’re trying to find it. [his right foot touches the tomato] Oh, I just kicked it. Here buddy. Marco! [he turns in a circle as he says] Imma find this bitch. I don’t know where it is but imma find you.”

wadey-wilson

whitepeopletwitter

slab-o-meat

*over the loudspeaker at ikea* FIRST BLOOD

amongthespaghetti

i think if i, in the flesh, heard that in an ikea some primal part of me would break out and smash a norrnäs over the closest person’s head

2vxq-moved-deactivated20210523

a romantic scene in a book: our lips met and he tasted of cigarettes and coffee

me:

cowboysuggest

find a new niche of youtube videos and maybe youll feel better

charlesoberonn

You’re a post apocalyptic private investigator, 70 years after a virus wiped out 99.99% of humanity.

One day, you’re hired by an old woman. She tells you her case is a bit stranger than most, but the pay is good. “Find who killed the world!” she tells you before she herself dies.

At first you think she’s delusional, but as you go through the things she left to you before she died, you find a deeper mystery afoot.

Somebody caused the apocalypse on purpose. And it’s your job to find out who.

charlesoberonn

Wow this writing prompt aged poorly.

quizzicalcontent

People Shares Times When Their Kids Just Weren’t That Smart

See All The Rest HERE

thatdiva

lyrium-deactivated20230102

psa: if you’re a broke millennial who wants to do something small to help out struggling minorities right now, eat at a local chinese restaurant next time you go out. i just went to a lunch buffet, and the lady who runs it was so appreciative we were there because apparently business has been extremely slow for a lot of chinese places since the coronavirus outbreak. people are actually afraid of catching the virus from immigrants who haven’t been to china in years/decades, and it’s starting to have a negative impact on their livelihoods now that we’re a month into the panic.