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My pfp is the incorrect quotes I'll currently be doing.

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Hanako: I can’t believe you’re getting this freaked out over a date with Sakura.

Tsukasa: Shut up. Come on, Tsukasa, you’ve got this. You’re not going to say anything weird, you’re not going to be ominous. You’re going to be warm, and responsive, and caring.

Hanako: Yeah, on no account can she see the real you.

Tsukasa: Oh no no no. That would be a disaster.

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Mitsuba: Ohh, did something awkward happen? I can probably relate.

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Hanako: *mentally* Wait, is she into me? Quick, make a bad joke and see if she laughs.

Hanako: Did you hear the one about the skeleton who couldn't go to the party? He had no "body" to go with!

Yashiro: *Snorts* That's really funny!

Hanako: ...

Hanako: *mentally* Well, that's not a fair test. That joke's hilarious.

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Hanako: There is either a cowboy in your house or their isn’t, and you have to deal with that.

Kou: …The fuck does that mean?

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Tsukasa: Who the fuck-

Natsuhiko: Language!

Tsukasa: Whom the fuck-

Natsuhiko: Perfect

Sakura: No

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Teru: You’re alive!

Akane: Philosophically arguable, but physically, yes I am.

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Yashiro, getting a paper cut: Ow.

Kou, bursting into the room: What’s wrong?

Hanako, appearing suddenly: I know first aid.

Aoi, coming in through the window: I’ll call the ambulance!

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Amane: I hate it when people tell me, “Trust your gut! Follow your intuition!” Bitch, I have anxiety. My “gut” is always telling me that everyone hates me and that I’m going to die. I can’t trust what that motherfucker tells me.

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Kou: You’re being dramatic.

Mitsuba: I am NOT being dramatic.

Mitsuba: *flips his scarf with flair*

Mitsuba: now if you’ll EXCUSE ME I’m going to walk myself home.

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Hanako: My future wife is probably fake laughing at her boyfriend’s jokes right now. Be patient, queen, a true clown is on the way

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Yashiro, in the early morning: *opens the blinds of her room*

Hanako, from the bed: Sunlight! *Rolls off of the bed*

Sakura, also in her bed: Turn off the sun.

Aoi, Also in the bed: Its to early to be ALIVE

Kou, also in Yashiro’s bed: *flipping off the window* FUCK OFF!

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Mitsuba: Would you talk to an average looking girl if she approached you first?

Natsuhiko: I would talk to a tree if it came up to me first

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(While running from supernaturals)

Mitsuba: *running faster than everyone else*

Everyone else: He’s so fast. Wow, I bet he trains a lot.

Mitsuba, internally: Keep running before lame earring so you can’t look at his back and his broad shoulders keep running keep running faster idiot he’s gaining on yOU RUN FAST

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Hanako: *is unconscious*

Kou, forgetting Hanakos ghost: He’s not breathing!

Hanako: *opens his eyes*

Nene, also forgetting: I’ll give him mouth to mouth!

Hanako: *closes his eyes*