“If you can always tell a good Chinese by examining the bottom third of the door handle, then what can we tell by examining your knob?”
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“If you can always tell a good Chinese by examining the bottom third of the door handle, then what can we tell by examining your knob?”
Submitted by nzeuropean.
“You are far more than a seven, therefore I would leave the flat for you.”
“You’re gonna need a blanket when you see the size of my cock.”
I wish.
“I want to give you head. And I’m not talking about the one in the fridge.”
“I want to introduce you to my pussy– and I’m not talking about Toby.”
Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“Are you my fridge? Because I want to stick my body parts in you.”
slytherin-in-the-tardis:
timeywimeyholmes:
penworthy:
goldfish945:
anexplosionofthespianhotness:
m-o-u-s-t-a-c-h-e—g-i-r-l:
astudyinwholock:
timeywimeyworld:
*~Sherward Holmes and John Swanson~*
Why?
BECAUSE THESE TAGS!
OH MY GOD. JUST WUT. OH MY GOD.
Sherlock, sparkling.
OH ME NEBULA GUSTA
And the final part of the Twilock saga-
Twilock: Breaking John (in a sexual way you understand)
Nooo no stop… stoooop I don’t want to read it…. Oh god someone write this fic I need it noooo
“I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE, SHERLOCK.”
“SAY IT.”
“A CONSULTING DETECTIVE”.
Oh my god, this thing writes itself. May have to take it further.
“About three things I was absolutely positive. First, Sherlock was a consulting detective. Second, there was a part of him-and I didn’t know how potent that part might be-that wanted to fuck me. And third, I was unconditionally and irrevocably in love with him” - John Swanson
“And so the detective fell in love with the doctor.” “What a stupid doctor.” “What a sick, masochistic detective.”
Reblogging for those glorious comments!
Oh, please! Why John has to squeeze that pole in that fucking way??? It seems like he is subconsciously squeezing Sherlock’s pole! Am I the only one who sees porn everywhere???
Okay, this one turned out a bit better.
http://fuckyeahjudgmentaljawn.tumblr.com/post/29435351171/judgmental-jawn-knows-why-your-browsing-history
This is adorable
“Are you a loaded firearm in the pocket of my dressing gown? Because I want to finger you.”
“May I be your unsavory companion of dubious morals?”