Im A Mess

I don't like sand and I sure damn hope sand doesn't like me

[ahsoakaaa-deactivated20180602]

i am not going to apologize for how i feel about the last jedi

[doctor-ryland-grace]

Rian Johnson: Implies Kylo Ren and Rey romance.

Me: THANKS! I HATE IT!

[the-bi-man-cometh]

Criticism #1: Leia Organa would not shoot a member of her own team - especially one who is like a son to her - even on stun. That’s not Leia.

[jaqfrost]

luke and rey’s ‘relationship’ in this film was honestly so uncomfortable. like the part where luke teaches her how to meditate and rey reaches out her hands was so incredibly jarring (to the point that i was confused by what just happened; it felt like i was watching the gag reel or smth); i laughed, but luke is such an asshole to her the whole time that it really just comes off as super mean-spirited. 

[riancraigjohnson-blog]

also what is with rian having the inability to keep his own narrative? hero worship is bad because heroes are people and make mistakes like the rest of us vs. luke becoming a legend again and saving the resistance

like

how do those kids know about luke fighting the fo anyways? who told them? you think fo officers are gonna wanna talk about how they failed to end the resistance because of a hologram? like 12 people escaped the resistance on the falcon and they didnt even see the actual battle because they went through the tunnels so like???

none of this makes sense?????

[wizardnaturalist]

Can people please stop acting like kylo deserves redemption and forgiveness? Luke fucking Skywalker didn’t even forgive him, you think the fans should? Like, not only is this man a literal space fascist who killed us father, he also spent the entirely of the last jedi trying to manipulate Rey to the dark side

[pastel-damerons]

Petition to retcon The Last Jedi entirely and let JJ remake it so it doesn’t fucking suck

[transgaysian]

Anyways anyone who tries to frame the line “you’re a nobody…But not to me” as romantic can sux ten dicks that’s abusive as hell

[neenarchive]

fixed it

[ahsoakaaa-deactivated20180602]

i wouldve rather episode 8 had been a shot by shot ripoff of ESB then what we actually got

[reysandtheforce]

when people trying to convince me that Rey being manipulated by Kylo is ‘them in love’

[drbobbimorse]

Me @ Rian Johnson: did you even watch the other movies?!

[scoundrelhan]

lol can jj pull another alternate dimension plot line out of his ass except ep 9 begins w luke having a force vision of tlj and waking up like “hoo boy!! sure glad that didn’t happen!”

[idoljungkook-deactivated2022111]

rian johnson: here, have the last jedi!

me: thanks, i hate it

[ahsoakaaa-deactivated20180602]

i could fill several encyclopedia length novels about everything i hated about tlj. and it STILL wouldnt cover everything i hated about it

[taco-pal]

HERE YA GO FOLKS, MY REVIEW OF THE LAST JEDI

[neenarchive]

i am screaming

this is literally something an abuser would say to make their victim feel like they need them and manipulate them into staying like….. but shippers are framing it as romance…. im dead