Clone Piker

Leftist shitposting

[kvetches]

i'll just say what we were all thinking. the paris catacombs are lowkey performative as hell

[segamascott]

[beingharsh]

high as fuck lowballing never worn baby shoe listings

[dahppled]

I really don't have much going on in my life, except the horrors, so when people ask me questions it feels like a test of some kind

[hiveswap]

they dont tell you this but you carry your upset younger self in you like a parasitic twin

[bippus]

when i was born they rushed all the nurses into the room. called the whole hospital. Here’s the baby that doesn’t cry they said

[sagehole]

we love to applaud performative masculinity

[bippus]

I was a stoic

[machine-unlearning]

god I'm such a slut for Chinese eggplant in garlic sauce *decides it’s inaccurate to refer to myself as a slut in light of my minimal sexual activity* if The Enemy discovered my ardor for Chinese eggplant in garlic sauce, they would gain a significant strategic advantage

[valentinetheeviljester]

Maybe lean out

[valentinetheeviljester]

[inkclawisdead]

Live footage to Nanaki tumbling down the slope at the icicle inn

[shilohtx]

pitter patter putter patter *you look down and see this*

[kosmogrl]

depressed at 11 was crazy i should have become a child prodigy

[boringkate]

When I was a kid watching tv was idiot coded and nerds read books, but now scrolling shortform videos is considered braindead behavior and watching tv means you're some kinda intellectual. You might think this shifting assessment of media's consumers might make readers into absolute super geniuses, but no. Only perverts read now.

[offshoreoilrig]

[free-my-mindd]

[kassy-djomunson]

[doctor-doodleman]

I should lock the fuck in *half an hour passes* I should lock the fuck in *half an hour passes* I should lock the fuck in *half an hour passes* I should-

[chilewithcarnage]

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