a little too invested in people who don't exist

My name is Laura and I'm 26. How many fandoms is too many? Asking for a friend I swear. Ao3: fandomsnstuff

[teaboot]

I think that if you had enough daughters AND played your cards right you could spring Mambo Number Five out at the EXACT right gathering and shatter your entire family's trust forever

[teaboot]

The secret is to name them out of order with the lyrics so by the time anyone catches on it's too late

[teaboot]

For me personally the ideal gathering would be my funeral

[somethingfangirly]

"We want to stress that this was our fathers' dying wish."

[assiraphales]

based on the hc that ‘eridians already figured out how to replicate earth’s atmosphere, temperature, food, light, the ocean for the human. ofc they found a way to extend grace’s life expectancy’ I love the idea that once space travel has been advanced a little grace and rocky go on a road trip to earth

[assiraphales]

then again this is VERY dependent on how rocky handles finding out that earth sent grace into space to die without his consent bc based on “rocky hate mark” we know he’s extremely protective and holds a grudge. ‘PLSS promise u will behave and won’t blow up earth I really want to taste tiramisu again’

[eroscestlavie]

What do you guys do for work. Job share time. I want to know

[sizzlingcandyjellyfishhhhhh]

no revenge because I forgot what you did #memoryloss

[shigure]

i'm sorry i never did your tag game. i love you

[transfemjedediahwicker]

if you've ever applied for a job you deserve 50 million dollars in financial compensation

[orcboxer]

got a crick in my neck and a frog in my throat and a chip on my shoulder and a stick up my ass and now you're gonna stand there puttin words in my mouth? haven't I been through enough?

[veliseraptor]

can't believe it's only tuesday. it feels like it should be at least wednesday and honestly really thursday

[mikkeneko]

Happy feels like it should be at least wednesday and honestly really thursday tuesday

[passionpeachy]

I think aliens would find astronauts charming with their stocky limbs and helmets that look like a big shiny eyeball. I think they would own marketable plushies of them or perhaps a labubu style keychain

[passionpeachy]

animal cruelty

[inmyvampireempire]

I love tumblr because somehow I can end up being mutuals with a celebrity (someone that wrote a fic that I loved)

[konoko]

sorry if my posts are kinda weird, i'm kinda unstable

[comet-ko]

HUDSON WILLIAMS?

[the-big-mood]

[the-big-mood]

[stopmyhearts]

the beauty of tumblr is that sometimes you say wouldn't it be cool if someone drew that. and then someone does. and then you just kinda go nhhghtrghjjjjmmnnn ouhhnnmhfgjjjdghjkhgbm because do you expect me to have words after that

[william-snekspeare]

working memory bad 💚

[william-snekspeare]

ALTERNATE ENDING:

there are lots of coping mechanisms out there but this is the only method that (sometimes) works on my wretched brain. can't remember? predict the Future

[powerbottombrucespringsteen]

The thing is nobody at pride is evaluating you to determine if you’re queer enough to be there because they’re too busy thinking “it’s so hot out” and “why is this lemonade 12 dollars?”

[strongermonster]

i'm helping out at a creative writing workshop for uhhh i think 10-12s? 10-14s? idk. but that age range. and anyways

a) i forgot how fun this is

b) it's really hard not to like, re-write for them and stick to just "hey add descriptions here, change this grammar, really cool ideas!" bc i'm an adult and not trying to talk over/railroad these kids, but i'm just so excited for their ideas!!!

c) little boys write cool stuff like "what if we went to mars but it sucked so we left, but left behind all our technology and the technology rose up and created its own society and then went to war with us for abandoning them? what if transformers had 100x the war crimes? what if the earth blew up. what if we were the robots all along?"

d) little girls out here writing like "aunt melanie's skin was sloughing off the bones as her beloved dogs tore her apart, turning on her in blind animal instinct. the second she stopped providing food, she became food." and a lot of body horror and dark themes about group pacts and betrayals and ritualistic murder/sacrifices. like a lot

[strongermonster]

me, turning to the teacher who is also doing this: hey so, i'm personally really cool with the tone and direction these girls take, but is any of this? how you say... a red flag?

teacher: little girls have really rich inner lives to combat the way they're puppeted by society in real life. they'll learn to censor it out in a couple years, but it doesn't go away.

me, who was also a weird little girl who phased in and out of weirdness depending on social settings: nice.