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Janaina Medeiros
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shark vs the universe
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Sade Olutola
One Nice Bug Per Day
we're not kids anymore.
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@fanfics-multifandom
desperately want something, but i don't even know what.
A.. cigarette? Mayhaps..?
i don't smoke, and i don't want to. my respiratory system is already fucked.
A dick?
tch, no. i’m above such human instincts.
(*opens a 352-page investigation file*)
You're not.
roald dahl was antisemitic and misogynistic. george orwell was openly homophobic. edgar allan poe married his 13 year old cousin. dr seuss cheated on his wife (and was racist as well as antisemitic!). hp lovecraft was racist as fuck. anyways they’re fucking dead it’s not like you’re enabling their behaviors in the afterlife or something. then again I think they bleed into the books so uh keep an eye out for that
the difference between these old white guys and jk rowling is that the former group is all dead. jk rowling is alive and using your money to oppress trans people
obsessed w this person in the replies
Some of you seem to be gay #observations #intuitive
Anti-city people are just plain fascinating to me
Oh wow I love living in my suburb where I spend three hours every week driving to the store and buying everything I’m going to eat that week and driving all of it home and putting it away while wrangling my 2.5 kids who have never been anywhere unsupervised and having a day every week where I exclusively eat things I purchased at least six days ago.
Living a five minute walk from a store where I can buy tonight’s dinner and tomorrow’s breakfast every day sounds utterly miserable. What if I had to leave my kids at home for those ten or fifteen minutes. What kind of horrible person trusts their kid enough to walk down the street and buy a can of ravioli. Obviously someone is going to sell my ten year old crack.
I'm sorry I keep thinking about sending a ten year old out with five bucks to buy a couple cans of chef boyardee and them buying five dollars worth of crack cocaine instead. My extremely well connected fourth grader is coming back from the corner store with a single crumb of crack. Won't someone think of the children.
This is Progress
Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 1 Part 1
Lyonel Baratheon (A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms)
Kermit the frog (The Muppets)
Bro created thousands of multiple accounts to vote
Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 1 Part 1
Lyonel Baratheon (A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms)
Kermit the frog (The Muppets)
Me: *Removes my cat from my lap to do something else.*
My cat: Father is...evil? Father is unyielding? Father is incapable of love? I am running away. I am packing my little rucksack and going out to explore the world as a lone vagabond. I can no longer thrive in this household.
The spiritual successor to Miette
Might I also add
May i add the piece from artist Verbal Vomit
Glad to see we’re all in agreement that cats talk like disparaged victorian children
I am so incredibly glad we finally moved on from "i can has". Cats are clearly smart enough for advanced sentence structure and dumb enough to draw entirely incorrect conclusions about what they're talking about.
My cat, banging the cabnet door over and over and over: bang bang bang
Me: you will not earn what you desire by banging the cabinet door.
My cat: This is a test of wills, is it not? We shall see if your ability to put up with my incessant banging outlasts my eternal lust for snackie treats. Years of conditioning have hardened me for this purpose. bang bang bang
Me: ksst!
My cat, throwing herself to the ground like she's been shot: Oh! Oh I have been assailed in my own home! Have mercy, have pity! Surely in the cruel darkness of your heart there is some mote of goodness that might stay your hand! Do not strike me, I pray you!
Me: ok
My cat, after waiting about 3 minutes: bang bang bang
Can haz snackytreat
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#the ancient texts
... My reblog was only six years ago!
if you vote me for president i vow to make everything the ocean again. no more land only ocean. this will solve all of our problems and replace them with new, far more interesting problems
it also means artfight is close
hey btw if ur transphobic don’t interact with my blog. we support trans people here
Terfs can get shot. 😘😘
I was speaking with @tonystarktrash about shaking violently the blorbo when he's being a doofus. So the blorbo washing machine (TM) was born
No. 278
Sherlock was being a doofus in her fic, so he deserved to be there
I rewatched the finale of Kabukicho Sherlock because I wanted to watch something and hear Sherlock say things again. "If I had been there for him, if I had hugged him, I could have saved James" (I'm paraphrasing) It makes me want to put Sherlock in the blorbo washing machine again.
I’m proud to identify as morosexual. I’m attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. A guy asked me what the Spanish word for tortilla was once and now I dream of kissing him under the moonlight
this same idiot: what kind of animal is the pink panther
me, already taking off my clothes: benjamin you’re so fucking stupid
World Heritage Post
continuity is great but tumblr photo resizing is not. and it don’t stop…
not my art, but given to me to post by a friend. ;9
