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AO3 BTS Fan Fiction Worth Reading 90% Taekook

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Hobi whispering: hey pssst, what'd you get for number five???

Jimin: ...this is a personality test

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*Jimin, annoyed at Taehyung*

Tae: c'mon, talk to me. is this because I spent all your money?

Jimin: you WHAT?!

Tae: fuck, it wasn't that

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Jungkook: I give a fuck, I give a lot of fucks, actually

Jungkook: I'm a prostitute of feelings

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I haven’t posted a rec in awhile but I really loved this one. It’s a BTS fix based on Alice In Wonderland. I wasn’t sure on the tags but OMG, the writing was wonderful.

Down The Rabbit Hole by

Curionenene, YeonAh (Kelxya)

https://archiveofourown.org/works/18251093

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Taehyung: It's always "why did you get in the river?" and "your soaking wet" and never "how was the river?", "the river looked fun", "was it fun?"

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Jin: I've got a ton of followers

Y/n: on what app?

Jin: app? I'm the leader of a cult

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Hobi: I don't even know what I'm feeling right now

Namjoon: try describing it

Hobi: *high pitched screaming*

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Jimin: two years ago, I married my best friend

Jimin: Jungkook is still mad about it, but me and Taehyung were drunk and thought it was funny

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(Jin on any given Run! episode)

Jin: I'm gonna go pay that kid a... what do you call it?

Staff: a complement?

Jin: beating! that's it. I'm gonna go pay him a beating.

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(At 3am)

Taehyung: why are any of us here really?

Zoo security guard: I'm asking about you, specifically.

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Jin: I just wanna be a gay goat farmer

Y/n: we can be gay goat farmers together

Y/n: wait, are the goats gay, or us?

Jin: yes

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Taehyung: *rolls down the window* what seems to be the problem, officer?

Cop: get the fuck out of my car

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Hobi, looking at a map: it's a barren, featureless desert out there

Y/n: ...that's the back of the map

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Hobi, looking at Taehyung: how can such a pretty man be so blind to fashion

Taehyung, dressed in an oversize, stained shirt with Shrek on it, foam slides and boxers that have a wolf face on the front: don't put yourself down too hard, hyung, you're trying your best

Taehyung: *pats his shoulder* you just have to try harder is all

Hobi, gasping: bitch-

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Namjoon: can I play some music?

Uber driver: sure

Namjoon, pulling out a saxophone: do you like veggie tales?

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Taehyung: I wanna open a cat cafe, but need investors

Hobi: I'm listening

Taehyung: here's the plan: the first floor will have normal cats, but as you go up, each floor will have more and more dangerous cats, and at the top floor is Yoongi with a gun-

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Namjoon: bold words for a high school reject

Yoongi: hey, high school DROP OUT. they let me in, I let myself out