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"None of this is coincidence" 💜 Requests are open💜 Random writings & moodboards. Asks are always open to talk abt whatever. Original works are tagged #7ndipity & #7ndipity boards. side blog.

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Taehyung

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Jin: *dangles hand off bed*

Taehyung, under the bed: *grabs hand*

Tae: this is nice :)

Jin: why the fuck are you under my bed?!

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Y/n: do you want to explain the text you sent me last night?

Jimin: it was autocorrect

Y/n: autocorrect wrote "you're so hot, please step on me"?

Jimin: yes

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Namjoon: the Pacific Ocean is wider than the Moon. anyway how's your day going?

Jungkook, through a mouthful of cereal: dip moon like cookie

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Taehyung: *finds half a watermelon at Whole Foods*

Taehyung, holding it up for everyone to see: LIES!

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Y/n: hey, I'm back- oh, for goodness' sake, AGAIN?!

Hobi, crouching on top of the fridge, with a pot on his head and a broom in his hand: I saw another spider, nowhere is safe

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Y/n: hey, you want some leftovers?

Jungkook: what's that?

Y/n: you've never had leftovers???

Jungkook: no, because I'm not a quitter

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Jungkook: sapnu puaS

Y/n: what?

Jungkook: sapnu puas

Y/n: what language even is that??

Jungkook: turn your phone upside-down

Y/n:...

*Jungkook has been removed from the chat*

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Namjoon: everything will be fine

Namjoon: but I should freak out a little, just in case

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Hobi: You know Jimin would die for you right?

Yoongi: Jimin would die to save a fucking pigeon

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*Jungkook texting Namjoon*

Jungkook: there was a fire at school today

Joon: are you ok? did you get hurt?

*Jungkook texting Jin*

Jungkook: there was a fire at school today

Jin: did you start it?

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Yoongi: I love you

Y/n, not paying attention: what was that?

Yoongi: I said I’m selling you to the zOo-

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Y/n: I think you have anxiety

Jin: don't say that!

Jin: now you're making me anxious about having anxiety

Y/n:

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Taehyung: dude.. rock paper scissors, but if we do the same move we gotta kiss

Jimin: what?

Taehyung: yeah, you in?

Jimin: ...yeah, sure

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Hobi: wasn't icarly that guy that girlbossed too close to the sun because he was down for Apollo?

Namjoon: ICARUS?!

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Taehyung: is it weird that I talk to myself sometimes?

Taehyung: nah

Taehyung: my internal monologue will always keep me company

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Yoongi: I woke up and chose VIOLENCE. I WILL COMMIT ARSON AND BURN EVERYTHING TO THE GROUND!!! I AM ANGRY-

Y/n: awwww, you’re so adorable! give me a hug~

Yoongi: wh-what? nO, yOURE SUPPOSED TO BE SCARED OF ME! TREMBLE BEFORE MY WRATH-

Y/n, recording: this is so cute