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[fanfictrashdump]

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Loki fics (Chaptered Stories and One-Shots)

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[transsexualtestified-deactivate]

your worst sin is that you have destroyed and betrayed yourself for a graduate degree

[fanfictrashdump]

Look, the job market is rough and surviving on a grad school stipend worked for a bit...

[basilpaste]

BRAIUS DOOMSEED.

[artistformerlyknownasbutttrumpet]

i just started listening to hozier (ik, like over a decade late, whatever), but bruh. some of y'all did this dude so dirty. everything i've ever seen of him on here has been like "uwu magical forest man" and so my black ass goes into it expecting white boy indie music, but instead i get this radical leftist irish guy straight up singing the blues, like?? (singing the blues/having a lot of blatantly black musical influences, BUT crediting his influences in the process, which is a an important distinction)

like y'all. has anyone told tiktok what kind of music this man actually makes? bc some of them might be shooketh to find out their precious forest man is actually telling them to dismantle the oppressive institution of colonialism while actively paying homage to artists of color

well, that and also to eat pussy, but same thing tbh

[centaurianthropology]

Legitimately one of the funniest things in hindsight about episode 1 is that Bolaire, ancient sentient god-killing weapon, talented actor and curator, Hal’s best friend of at least several years who adores him and his family, has absolutely no idea how old Shadia and Hero are.

Shadia is twenty-five. Hero is old enough to discuss business with Hal in her summation of how she’s doing. They are both fully-grown adults! But Bolaire shields them when the party gets intense. He tries to defuse the tension by teaching them a valuable lesson about social gatherings, the way you would for very small children.

So either Bolaire met them when they were much smaller and has forgotten that they age, or simply cannot read ages particularly well and, when introduced to them, went “Ah yes, my dear friend Hal’s children. I know children. Children are tiny. Hello, Tiny Children.”

And both Shadia and Hero have simply been too polite to ever correct him. Perfection.

[onlyteoristeor]

Did everyone leave out some IPAs and Bitcoin for Thad this Halloween? 🎃

[chipthekeeper]

why don't you just tear MY heart out of my chest?!

[foldbaron]

It was in this moment that Alex regretted joining C4 and prayed for a TPK to end this episode early.

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

everyone knows that space is very very cold, and the sun is very very hot. so i assume there's a bit of space kind of near the sun which is just right. balmy space

[porcupine-girl]

Yes, that’s. That’s where we are.

[medusaslover]

He's currently having the worst time at disney land

[fanfictrashdump]

If Alex walked past me on a normal day, I would have spidey sensed him from a mile away and I'd have spooky chat prepared.

If Alex dressed like this walkes past me, I'd cover my drink and call my mom.

We love Alex, either way.

[banana-ge-ge]

"You are the only friend I've ever had. This theater is so important. You are so important. Your children are so important."

The over 200 hours coffee talk about literature in the neighborhood around The Rookery. (C4E4)

[fishmechs]

[princessamericachavez]

Truly fascinated by Julien Davinos. He’s loyal as fuck but has no honor. He’s envious and jealous even of men he’s already defeated. He lets Teor walk into a death trap without a second thought. He’s petty enough to spit on a corpse at a funeral. He would do anything for his best friend. He is training the cousin of his mortal enemy. He hates his father. He wants his father to like him more than he does his mortal enemy. Wtf is WRONG with this dude? I want to see him unravel and break in a million pieces when he discovers self worth.

[sithholocron-deactivated2012090]

[spockglocksrocks]

sometimes there’s videos that make me happy to exist on this planet

[cameoappearance]

i’d reblog this even if it was a still image

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

I know it’s a sesame street clip but seriously, who is the target audience for this?

[cameoappearance]

Parents watching it with their kids, I guess?

[loreweaver]

literally everyone

[elfwreck]

Everyone. No, really… everyone.

For adults, the appeal is Sir Patrick Stewart doing a kid’s educational bit in full Shakespearean dress and style; there’s a delightful cognitive dissonance between the very serious presentation and the very simple content.

For very small children, it’s educational: this is the letter “B”; here’s how it’s shaped; here’s some words you know that start with it. Oh, and here’s a word you may not be familiar with that starts with it, so you can recognize that it’s the sound that matters, and not whatever other connection you made between the other two words.

For older kids: you’ve probably heard that “to be or not to be?” speech, or at least part of it, so you can enjoy some of the parody the adults are watching. Also, here’s how to describe how a letter is made - how to teach young siblings who don’t read yet, how to explain both the shape and the sound.

For kids with dyslexia: here’s how you differentiate a “B” from a P or D or E. You may have to go slowly and look carefully at the exact shapes that make up the whole, but there are differences and you can learn to recognize them. 

For teens or young college students: In addition to whichever parts of those are relevant to you, here’s what Shakespearean acting sounds like. Here’s how to enunciate clearly and slowly, so your audience can understand terms they may not recognize and still follow the gist of what you’re saying. If you’re reading Shakespeare in school, try sounding it out like this and see if that helps it make sense.

For new RenFaire workers: Here’s how to pronounce “zounds.” 

[frislander-deactivated20220305]

One of the most glorious things in the world is Shakespearean actors doing stuff like this.

[meow-of-cathulhu]

He’s taking this performance as seriously as he does when he’s doing actual Shakespeare 🥺

[frostyemma]

This is how I learned to pronounce “zounds”

[michaelpaul7]

☝️ mobile roadblock in Chicago to stop ice ♥️

[tf2heritageposts]

did u go protest today

good evening officer

[tf2heritageposts]

don’t tell social media if you went to protests or not(especially if you didn’t), don’t give cops an easy way to track down protesters. punk life advice

[ao3cassandraic]

Just reblogging this. No reason.

[twinklestarss]

Sam Riegel via Twitter: “Rejected names for Wicander Halovar”

Liam O'Brien’s reply: “Glintus Dickus.”

[fanfictrashdump]

We coulda had the most un-Blaze Blaze ever??