Fang & Talon

[fangandtalon]

You were in the remake of Dangerous Cousins. I signed up to Netflix because of that movie.

George Michael

[fangandtalon]

Cat Rules #9: Be vigilant. But not too vigilant...

[fangandtalon]

I'll have a white rum with - ah - diet ginger ale and a splash of lime.

30 Rock

[fangandtalon]

Sir... here's your Nancy Drew.

30 Rock

[fangandtalon]

For men it's called a Hardy Boy.

30 Rock

[fangandtalon]

We are thrilled to announce that Murder Beach will be OPEN TO VISITORS this summer. Murder Beach boasts modern seaside amenities, including a bran...

[fangandtalon]

You must teach me, George Michael. You must teach me the ways of the secular flesh.

- Ann (Egg)

[fangandtalon]

Cat Rules #8: If you have Monday off, take Monday off. And eat the canoli.

[fangandtalon]

So watery. And yet there's a smack of ham to it.

Buster

[fangandtalon]

Cat Rules #7: Shadow puppets are better than real puppets.

[fangandtalon]

Cat Rules #6: Be a pal.

[fangandtalon]

I'm no longer a motherboy. I'm a motherMAN!

Buster

[fangandtalon]

It’s My Radioactive Cyst’s Gender-Reveal Party, Y’all!

Guys, Julie and I have big news! We were going to announce it on Facebook, but the government recently took over my account and deleted all the ph...

[fangandtalon]

Cat Rules #5: Fight and make up.

[fangandtalon]

Cat Rules #4:  Find your place in the sun.

[fangandtalon]

It's like my heart is hard.

- Arrested Development

[fangandtalon]

Cat Rules #3: Nap.