Eat. Sleep. Internet. Live.

Sigh. / Active on @acthenerd

[softietom]

I’M-

[gamzee]

a headcanon i haven’t drawn until now; Terezi’s long exposure to the sun post-blinding left her with scarring and discoloration on her arms and throat. (Sciency no-fun disclaimer; sunburn scarring looks nothing like that. Shhhh, aliens.)

[urbananchorite]

and there goes my uterus with a third, muffled boom

[fangirl00123]

Me: *makes a small irrelevant mistake*

My Brain, banging pots and pans together: YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUC

Me: *makes huge mistake that will directly affect my future horribly*

My Brain, lounging on a lawn chair with shades on: ....acknowledged

[kyun]

Beat the Mitey Drum, 16/6 (+)

[5updatesos-blog]

(x)

[fallenfor5sos]

MICHAEL BEING ADORABLE AND PUSHING CAL OUT THE WAY  

[michaelcliffordisbeautiful]

[ilylukey]

x

[fangirl00123]

Hey Guys

So you’re probably about to be like... “Woah. A post from Allison. How shocking.”

Because it’s been about 6 months. 

So, I don’t know if I’ll ever return to this blog(maybe I will soon... I’ve been missing it)... 

But in the meantime, you can find me over at @acthenerd or @theelderswear. Both work.

The main reason I haven’t posted here lately is just that it takes an annoyingly long time to switch from the other account to this one(as theelderswear is my main and acthenerd is a side blog).

Considering 5SoS is about to start up again soon though... I might come back for a lil bit. Return from the dead, so to speak. I hope to see some old faces on my new blogs.

[fangirl00123]

The catto likes the Jacko. To be fair, he was looking at the screen before I took the picture, but he was distracted by me pulling out my phone so I had to place the mouse on Jack's nose(I normally keep it on the complete right edge). @therealjacksepticeye

[jessicacapshaw]

i say i’m gay a lot for someone who is technically bisexual 

[gastrictank]

i drew this little friend and i dont know what he is but i love him

[nolanthebiggestnerd-deactivated]

[licknuhohoho-deactivated2015121]

that is so unnecessary and violent and rude he did nothing wrong he is standing there smiling and you punch him in his face/stomach he doesn’t even have arms to defend himself this is just cruel and sadistic 

[lozchic3]

Don’t worry, friends. Little guy is ok.

[michaelmamaril-deactivated20171]

he doesnt have arms to drink that tea that is a threat in disguise

[dfsfsdsdfsdffwfwrfwwerer-deacti]

i gave him a little straw so he could drink his tea and a blanket to keep him warm. i hope he feels better.

[nolanthebiggestnerd-deactivated]

goodbye small fucker

[eclipsebykimlipmp3-deactivated2]

LEAVE HIM ALONE

[killjillvt]

I’m going to help train our friend, I won’t stand to see him take this abuse any longer

We’re taking it a bit slow because he’s still recovering, but his training is coming along nicely! You can do it, little guy!

[serpyra-archive]

looks like all that training is starting to pay off

[ryu1964-deactivated20200806]

[xeppeli]

I will resurrect many time with more strangth.

[marcosclopezblog]

Revenge is sweet.

[serperoir]

goodbye small fucker

[iamanelemelon]

I always love these because you get to see so many different art styles but holy fuck guys someone needs to get him a spikey hat or knights armour covered in razor blades

[dollarfries-deactivated20150630]

sex education at its finest

[jessicakrh]

HHHHAHAHAAH WHAT

[lunarsolem]

“so do tampons make girls feel like they’re having sex all the time?”

[otterologist-blog]

“It’s every month?”

“I thought it just lasted a couple years”

“It can go for 5 days in a row?!?!“ 

“Why don’t guys uteruses shed?”

*upon seeing a pad* “Why did someone flatten this tampon?”

[piccolowasablackman-deactivated]

“Why are tampons so little and pads are like mini diapers!”

“You mean you can’t buy one pack and be good for six months?”

“Why are they 7.69 for 10!!”

“Can’t you like fake being pregnant and stop it?”

[ursamajor]

crying laughing omigod

[exactly-myself]

CAN’T YOU JUST FAKE BEING PREGNANG AND STOP IT

[idiona]

It’s pretty ironic how people get mad when you treat them the same way they treat you

[srsfunny]

Mario Kart Vs. The Economy

[deactivated-blog]

michaelclifford: beach gothin’. 📸: @jordenkeith

[glamtastique]

Judas (2011)

John Wayne (2017)