"what's our motto? who cares!"

she/her || 25F || 4w3 /// Ao3: Kiliann /// Curator of the finest memes in the galaxy. { Current hyperfixations: 9-1-1, Buddie, and Baldur's Gate 3. }

[longnuts]

Does anyone know what to do

[princecarlton]

[gothhabiba]

diet talk is so inexpressibly nonsensical the instant you know anything about "the human body" or "nutrition" or if you think about it for three seconds

[gothhabiba]

"this is a great, low-calorie meal for meal prep!"

okay how do I explain this to you. "calories" is the part of food that makes it food. you actually need calories to stay alive. so "low-calorie" is the opposite of a selling point. kind of makes it sound like I'm going to be putting in a lot of time and effort just to not be nourished

[gothhabiba]

"I then immediately ruined the nutrition of the broccoli by pouring cheese all over it, but, hey, I tried"

okay hang on tight because this is a tough one. I'm going to try to explain the concept of "addition" to you. so the broccoli has a certain amount of calories, vitamins, and other nutrients in it, right? and the cheese has a certain amount of calories, vitamins, and other nutrients in it. and when you add the cheese to the broccoli, well... the nutrition of the resulting food can be found by adding the contents of both of its components to each other. I hope this helps

[milf--adjacent]

People who actually know about nutrition tell you to eat cheese and butter with your vegetables, because each has unique vitamins and minerals and other nutrients that your body struggles or straight up cannot absorb without something the other has. When you eat only raw veg because it's "healthy," you're missing out on half its nutritive value because some of those nutrients require additional lipids or specific vitamins like vitamin A or D or E to be readily absorbed by your digestive tract and again to be used in different parts of your body. Dieting makes it so instead of just dumping out all your pieces in a pile and following the instructions you can build your flatpack shelf, it's like placing each component in a different place in your house, and the shelf never gets built because you got tired of waking every time you needed something, so there it sits until one day you decide it's garbage and throw it out. A little butter or olive oil and a quick stir fry turns your vegetables from expensive fiber supplements to bioavaliable nutrients. Have your berries with some cream or full-fat yogurt: it's literally healthier and more complete nutrition. Put plenty of dressing on your salad. Have a steak: you need the iron. Stop starving yourself in the name of health because that's not how that works.

[llawlietisjesus]

lesbianism would have saved misa and rem. homosexuality would have made light and L die faster.

[goth-queen]

[2peachy]

[loveridden1999]

[miiilowo]

in the minecraft world do youthink people would use "they dug straight down" as code for someone dying

[miiilowo]

inthe minectraft world they would say someone spawned with a diamond hoe insteadof saying they were born with a silver spoon

[chekhovs-slinky]

In minecrsft world they say “what the nether” insead of “what the hell” and alex is a butch lesbian

[miiilowo]

and alex is a butch lesbian yeah

[rapidlydecayingcorpse]

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[helooproto]

[future-crab]

Sometimes I get the "I can fix him" urge for a fictional character but like not in a sexy way. I can fix him with the power of friendship. I look at him the way a 12 yr old horse girl looks at an abused stallion that has injured its last 3 riders but she knows that it will sense her good vibes and she'll be the first person to show it kindness. That man is a skittish horse to me.

[bipolar4autistic]

shane cries like he doesnt want anyone to notice hes crying and ilya cries like he knows no one is coming to comfort him and ilya always notices and shane always comforts and the cycle is fucking broken

[endlessly-ranting-antheia]

Shane’s parents watching Ilya comfort Shane and thinking “oh you bitches have been in love so much longer than you think you have”

[livelovecaliforniadreams]

#Wait I Thought This Wasn't Heated Rivalry Though HAHAHAHA

[jehovasfitness]

Very normal thing for a healthy economy

[localcryptic]

do not come to my house pouring big cups of juice like this

[b33tlejules]

[occidentalavian]

#can you tweak the antenna #the post is coming in fuzzy

[thenotoriousscuttlecliff]

Each Benoit Blanc film takes place in a different season and classic murder mystery setting.

Knives Out: Autumn in a country house

Glass Onion: Summer on a private island

Wake up Dead Man: Spring in a small town

So the next film in the cycle needs to be set in winter on a mode of transportation.

[starrylitte]

The people yearn for Murder on the Orient Express

[prokopetz]

Constructing geographic edifices that challenge the boundaries of hilldom and devising exciting new dooms to meet upon them.

[7outerelements]

Best way I’ve ever seen academia described.

[prokopetz]

Fandom, academia, and Minecraft.

[prokopetz]

[triskeleaficionado]

UC or ER?

[ruffboi-mags]

not even kidding, this is great.

[deramin2]

I hope Rian Johnson gets to make as many Benoit Blanc movies as there are Agatha Christie adaptations and more. I hope Daniel Craig gets to play the dapper, enigmatic, theater gay detective Benoit Blanc until he physically can't act anymore. And I hope that role far overshadows playing James Bond for years as his artistic legacy.

Johnson is the first writer in a long time to understand that the the serial detective archetype is a trickster spirit who takes power from the violently corrupt, and gives it to a common person who has passed his tests to prove they're good of heart and would use those resources to improve the world.

[finelytaylored]

okay so. this is fine.