fangirling sloth

i mostly reblog cute things and textposts ok yh

[monochrome-miku]

“Hey guess what”

“No you have to guess”

[gifak-net]

[fangirlingsloth]

during a makeout session

me: fuck, not again

me: why is the what's new scooby doo theme stuck in my head

girl: what

me: nothing, never mind

me, internally: what's new scooby doo, we're coming after you, gonna sooolve that mystery

[end0skeletal]

In case you are sad here are some very sleepy pups.

[jaxensmommy]

This perhaps made me laugh way too hard..

[fangirlingsloth]

bae: *doesnt reply for 2 mins*

me: are u having fun talking to UR HOES?

[adventures-in-zookeeping-deacti]

[airframeextender]

all i ever think about is how birds are dinosaurs 

[maxofs2d]

is this bird dubstep

[champagneboyband-blog]

[four second long fart noise]

[comicsncoolshit]

this gives me life

[lesley4thewin-deactivated202105]

The pizza guy is like wtf

[lnktastic]

I wanna go to a movie with you and do inappropriate things in the back row 

[ghostingz-deactivated20180414]

like sneak in candies and soda

[icecream-eaterrr]

and put our feet on the back of people’s chairs

[tittily]

@ ppl with small purses: where do you keep your 70 lbs of trash

[tittily]

[babyanimalposts]

[saturgay-deactivated20130411]

masturbate more like masturgreat ha u feel me 

[contaminate-the-earth-deactivat]

no, no one feels you, that’s why you’re masturbating. 

[babyanimalposts]

[fangirlingsloth]

*looks in the mirror*

what the fuck is that

[seriousjones]

why are people so impressed with kangaroo pouches? oh wow, an animal has a built-in place to store things. you ever heard of a butthole

[cvltn-deactivated20150812]

maybe one day I’ll be cool enough to hang out with someone who uses a film camera and they’ll take a photo of me sitting in the passenger seat of their car and I’ll be laughing candidly enough for my eyes to be closed and they’ll let me use that photo as my profile picture on facebook

[weallheartonedirection]

I wouldn’t let David electrocute himself so I’m the asshole