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24 | she/her | dramione | whore for panville | slytherin 🔞

[modogoblin]

[sygotic]

using tumblr while youre having a mental breakdown

[tinyq]

A bit of light.

[moveduponout-deactivated2024063]

There is something so nostalgic about everyone leaving tumblr only to return years later. It’s like coming home after flunking college.

[nonasuch]

wishing a very bearable seasonal affective disorder to all who observe

[pencilcat]

[thejilyship]

what’s the most disturbing HP fanfiction you’ve ever read?

[maraudersgetrekt]

The cursed child

[midnightjellys]

[yallstillhere]

I hate that bugs don’t take fall damage

How I knock a spider off the ceiling and that shit hit the ground and start running

[weallheartonedirection]

[sassyintern]

[rabioheab-deactivated20200416]

i think there’s been a mistake

No it isn’t

Congratulations, you are now the President of the United States

[haiku-robot]

congratulations you are now the president of the united states

^Haiku^bot^7. I detect haikus with 5-7-5 format. Sometimes I make mistakes. | Who do I read? | Contact | HAIKU BOT NO | Good bot! | Selfie | Meep morp! Zeet!

[lilitasticc]

Haiku Bot… What happened here?

[nb-tomfool]

haiku bot is fucking sentient

[tastefullyoffensive]

“Moooom! …can you get my toy for me?” (via qoolove520)

[kathereal]

The baby yell

[emotiona1shorty]

She’s such a patient mom

[thecreach]

That’s one of the most adorable things I’ve ever seen.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

A GOOD MOM

[wastehound-voof-deactivated2024]

There are no atheists when the toilet water is rising.

[drovie]

Today at therapy was really hard. I was sitting here crying, and generally being miserable, when I felt a nudge at my knee. I looked down to see that Zeus, my service dog, was doing his job… and brought me a potato. it is very hard to cry with a gift of potato.

[drovie]

Remember this? I’m having a rough time right now. Zeus has a solution.

That would be an empty pill bottle, the *correct* pill bottle, a bottle of embossing powder, and two, TWO potatoes.

[afkland]

You’re worth at least 2 potato to him and that’s pretty special imo.

[drovie]

I would just like to remind you all that *I don’t own any potatoes* and I have no clue where he’s getting them from.

[catasters]

[ingridbergman-deactivated202001]

[mackseptiplier-blog]