jeepers, gang!

majored in my immortal studies at tumblr university Rose / 27 / gemini / lesbian / they/she / tme / (((jew))) / free palestine former professional warrior cats discourser we support evil women here fuck off if you're a terf As of 10/05/18 Florence Welch owns one of my flower crowns.

[unicorn-argent]

[senatortedcruz]

Oppenheimer: “I have blood on my hands”

President Truman:

[jeniferprince]

san junipero (2016) dir. owen harris

patreon // buy prints here

[in-a-mellow-tone]

Fuck it, post lamb stew slow cooker recipe

[in-a-mellow-tone]

[in-a-mellow-tone]

How high was I last night?

How much lamb stew did I want to make??

1,814¾ lbs of Lamb????

[beemovieerotica]

>960 cups beef broth >2 bay leaves

the unfathomable power of bay leaf

[alocowberry]

Spiderbyte Masterpost!! 🕷️👾

Big post with all of my recent spiderbyte art i havent had the time to post!!

[kvothes]

went into a wine shop the other day to buy pasta and they did not have pasta but they were doing a wine tasting so i thought what the hell. and got to chatting with the other woman there because we had both just come from the library and were comparing our books and sipping wine and turns out we’re both teachers so we got on the topic of phones in classrooms—and the guy pouring our wine was like ‘that’s actually a point of contention in one of my divorces right now.’

and i very delicately said ‘one of your divorces?’ and his eyes got really big and he said I’M A PARALEGAL

[imacone]

"Passingly, I think that this might always have been inevitable, that perhaps she had always known it but had wanted to hold on for me, for as long as she could."

-Our Wives Under the Sea

[ventibesito]

mis madres <333

[concerningwolves]

i am so so gently asking abled storytellers to try this little exercise: consider that maybe the main character doesn't miraculously get through traumatic event number 8277 with minor injuries. maybe they don't make a full, narratively-convenient recovery. there are tangible, long-term effects on their health. they are disabled. there are lots of ways to be disabled, and you can pick whatever makes the most sense. the point is that because they're the main character, they have to stay at the heart of the narrative. what happens to your story after that? just for the sake of this exercise, you're not allowed to have them spiral into helpless depression, or collapse under self-loathing, or turn their story into a quest for a cure or an uplifting recovery narrative. think it through instead. how can you tell this story with the character's disability? what needs to change? are there any reasons why these changes can't happen?

at the end of it, you might change nothing. but I think this is worth doing, because sometimes you'll find that the reason you didn't want your character to have a limp, or lose a limb or sense, or have some kind of SFF-appropriate fantasy disability is because of internalised biases. those are worth challenging & i truly believe that creators miss out on richer stories when they view disability either as a fate worse than death or as nothing more than a catalyst for tragedy.

[holfelderwrites124]

I used to delight in non-lasting injury recovery, because I liked the hope therein. And then I realized ... there is still hope in being disabled. And not in the "inspo porn" way. In the ... I am disabled but I still have a life to live and that can be a good life, too. It may not look like what I wanted it to look like, it may not be easy, but it's still a good life.

So now, I delight in following the narrative. What has been done to the character and what, realistically, would happen to them. I've started doing this in fanfic, and it's extended into my OG writing now as well. I've got a chronic pain man (actually wrote the story for the POINT of giving him chronic pain in a magical way) (the Unbreakable series), a spinal cord got hit by a bullet and now he has limited mobility man (Finding Home -- NEW RELEASE), and eventually some other disabilities popping up in my other WIPS.

Anyhow, point is: I second the above. Think about your characters. Think about those of us who are disabled. Remember that we like to see rep in your stories too. And not inspo porn. Let us live our disabled lives!

[platoapproved]

armand + being annoyed with the coven

[yurippe]

[fluff-e-boy]

One of the most important images of all time

[whencartoonsruletheworld]

you ask tigger what his gender is and he's like "i'm a tigger" and you're like "ok but what are your pronouns" and he's like "t/i/double-guh/er"

[whencartoonsruletheworld]

you ask pooh what his gender is and he's like "i am a bear of very little brain <3"

[whencartoonsruletheworld]

you ask piglet what his gender is and he has a panic attack

[whencartoonsruletheworld]

you ask eeyore what his gender is and he's like "guess they forgot to give me one :("

[whencartoonsruletheworld]

you ask rabbit and he's like "we need to Prepare for Winter"

[whencartoonsruletheworld]

you ask kanga and she has like a full discussion with you on gender norms and the gender binary that leaves with you feeling strangely fulfilled. you ask roo and he's like "lumpy what is that" and lumpy's like "idk" and then they go stare at the clouds

[whencartoonsruletheworld]

dont ask owl

[niuniente]

Someone online asked if Virgin Mary is still alive because the Bible doesn't state that she died, and now I want a new blasphemous dogma of this, where the eternal and immortal Virgin Mary still travels among humans (like Saint Germain). Would make a great (horror) story, too.

[niuniente]

Catholics view that Virgin Mary was taken up to heavens with her whole body and soul, after she died a natural death. This happened because The God was graceful and bestowed this resurrection on Mary as His Will. Christians, Protestants and their sub-religions (Lutherans, Mormons, Jehova Witnesses, Pentecostals etc.) believe that Virgin Mary was just an ordinary woman and died like an ordinary woman without anything Biblical attached to her. This is because as a normal human being Mary also sinned like we all do. Thus, her death is not mentioned in the Bible (and if it not in the Bible, it is a heresy).

Orthodoxs say that Virgin Mary received a message from archangel Gabriel about her death, and she died 3 days later, at the age of 59. Mary was buried in Gethsemane but she was resurrected and went to heaven with her whole body and soul like her son, just like in Catholic faith. On her death bed, Mary prayed for her son Jesus to bring peace on Earth.

[calmbf]

anon me a song that matches my tumblr vibe

[shegavemeroses]

TELL ME WHAT WAS THE MOMENT YOU DECIDED TO GIVE UP

YOU COULD HAVE TOLD ME WHAT YOU WANTED I WOULDVE DONE I WOULDVE DONE

ANYTHING

I WOULDVE DONE ANYTHING

[52stations]

i've got the kind of eyebags that make people in movies say 'you look like hell, detective. go home.'