Fangs in Your Neck Friday

Yippeee it’s fangs in your neck friday!!!

[fangstime]

Argentum’s stupid blog just to fangs in your neck friday post and be unwell about vampires even more than usual

[vamplire]

fangs stay out during sex

[monsterfuckerconfessions]

Vampire who physically cannot drink from you without your consent, leaving them very vulnerable to exploitation in a number of fun ways. From simple begging at your feet, to cooking all your meals for you, and even sexual favours, you can make them do it all for just a sip of your blood.

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[vamplire]

therapy is cool and all but fangs in the neck would fix me i think

[feralposting]

guys.

fangs in your neck friday

[vamplire]

having someone love me to the point of turning me into a vampire so as to not lose me would fix me i think

[softrespite]

vampire that dotes on their willing prey before feeding on them

they take you on a date to your favorite places

first they take you where your favorite activities are. whether thats a movie, a sports game, an arcade, anywhere.

then they take you to your favorite place to eat, letting you have as much as you want, paying for all of it, including booze and desserts if you so desired

they take you back to their place and take off your jacket and shoes for you

they lay you down in their silk sheets and remove whatever clothing you'd like to. you get the most comfy pillows you want

they give you a fullbody massage with a lotion or oil of your choice

they carefully elevate your legs to improve your circulation back to your heart

they would bite your neck, but if you asked, they would happily bite you somewhere else to make you more comfortable

they prepare their first aid kit that has a bandage and antiseptic spray for when they are finished with you

they ask if you want to remember the sensation or not. if not, they put you under a nice calming hypnotic trance

and then

they feast <3

and when they're aaall finished, they clean you up, offer you some water and a snack, and then cuddle up to you while you recover from the blood loss.

[greelin]

do you know how many times i’ve been sent this

[feralposting]

guys.

fangs in your neck friday

[sandmandaddy69]

[randomitemdrop]

Item: strategically arranged garlic suit

[teaboot]

How did they forget to cover the neck

[feralposting]

guys.

fangs in your neck friday

[crypt-corner]

Take me down to vampire city, where the bats are cute, and the blood is drippy.

[softrespite]

vampire that dotes on their willing prey before feeding on them

they take you on a date to your favorite places

first they take you where your favorite activities are. whether thats a movie, a sports game, an arcade, anywhere.

then they take you to your favorite place to eat, letting you have as much as you want, paying for all of it, including booze and desserts if you so desired

they take you back to their place and take off your jacket and shoes for you

they lay you down in their silk sheets and remove whatever clothing you'd like to. you get the most comfy pillows you want

they give you a fullbody massage with a lotion or oil of your choice

they carefully elevate your legs to improve your circulation back to your heart

they would bite your neck, but if you asked, they would happily bite you somewhere else to make you more comfortable

they prepare their first aid kit that has a bandage and antiseptic spray for when they are finished with you

they ask if you want to remember the sensation or not. if not, they put you under a nice calming hypnotic trance

and then

they feast <3

and when they're aaall finished, they clean you up, offer you some water and a snack, and then cuddle up to you while you recover from the blood loss.

[vervainvictim]

[feralposting]

guys.

fangs in your neck friday

[clemensmfingbailey]

*taps microphone* v-vampires

The crowd applaudes politely.

*gaining confidence* vampires in, uh, sock garters. Gay vampires. Having sex.

The crowd goes hog fucking wild. Someone pins a ribbon to my chest. People lift me onto their shoulders and carry me out of the community centre in triumph.

[noahilism]

the vampirism is strong in me (sunburned)