them: are you excited for summer?
me: 🥀🪦🕸️🍷🦇🕯️
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@plushvampie
them: are you excited for summer?
me: 🥀🪦🕸️🍷🦇🕯️
what? no, i'm not a vampire. watch i can literally go in the sun (-1 hp) (-1 hp) (-1 hp) (-1 hp) (-1 hp) (-1 hp) (-1 hp) (-1 hp) (-1 hp) (-1 hp)
Im not “just a girl” im a 1500 year old vampire and im going to drink your blood
Went to a new neurologist today and he wants to have me evaluated for dysautonomia and POTS, because that might have something to do with my chronic migraines.
This guy doesn’t know what he is talking about because im CLEARLY just a vampire!!!
My partner and i are so stereotypical vampire x werewolf.
Him:
- wears only flannels and workboots
- has curly brown hair and a beard
- loves to get head scratches
- bites me
Me:
- wears mostly black and long, flowy clothes
- has long black hair and is deathly pale
- hates the sun
- bites him
I understand why our love is forbidden because this is just way too cringe
Tied Up, 1940, by Tadeusz Styka
guys how do vampires pay for their castles? do they have 9-5's??
Great question!
It is actually a misconception that most vampires live in castles. Most of us live in quite normal residences. Apartments, houses, hollow trees or mausoleums are all pretty common. The vampires who do live in castles usually belong to one of two groups:
1. Generational wealth. This is admittedly more rare but it does happen. These vampires are usually very old, ranging from (in my experience) the 11th to the 18th century. There are probably older vampires but i have not met them or really heard about them. Please correct me or tell me about any older vampires you may have met, I would love to know! They inherited the castle from their wealthy and or aristocratic family. These guys tend to really like their privacy and don’t like to venture outside of their castles much (probably because of an antiquated fears of angry towns people with pitchforks and such). Sometimes they live extravagant lives, inviting other vampires and humans over for balls or midnight brunches. But there are also the ones who fully isolate themselves. Only coming out to feed, but sometimes not even then. They can make use of a servant or drinking whatever blood is available. Rats, snakes or sometimes even cannibalizing their own blood just to sustain themselves. They don’t need to work since the castle is already theirs and any upkeep can be done by infatuated or hypnotized humans, who’s only payment is the promise of maybe becoming a vampire one day. Personally i havent had the best experiences with these types of vampire. I’ve found that they can be rather snooty and uptight or just straight up disgusting and un-fun.
2. Covens or communes. Groups of vampires who have moved into or taken over an abandoned castle OR have moved in with a vampire who already owned a castle (part of the group with generational wealth). These groups can take many MANY forms. So many that i won’t try to describe them in this post, but you are welcome to leave your specific coven/commune/group/family dynamic in the comments. One thing i can say is that most (not all but most) definitely are polycules of some sort. If they have to pay for the castle they live in they usually share the costs. Some may have jobs, other probably just take the money from their victims. Everyone in the group contributes what they can and that is usually enough.
I hope this was helpful and remember: if you can’t make rent, you can always just eat the landlord!
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Do i or do i not post my drafts?
Help???
DO IT! FEED THE CHILDREN OF THE NIGHT!!
Go away crazy vampire roleplayer
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I need to bite your neck while you are on top of me…
𝔅𝔦𝔱𝔢 𝔦𝔫𝔱𝔬 𝔪𝔶 𝔯𝔬𝔱𝔱𝔢𝔫 𝔣𝔩𝔢𝔰𝔥...𝔥𝔢𝔞𝔯 𝔪𝔶 𝔟𝔩𝔬𝔬𝔡 𝔰𝔭𝔩𝔞𝔱𝔱𝔢𝔯