Maybe The Horrors need a little smooch

22 - she/her - bi - Honestly I don't think I'm gonna stay on theme, I'm just gonna post about whatever I'm obsessed with at the moment and like can you blame me????

[phas-draws-stuff]

Happy Valentine's this is what it's all about

[swordbisexual]

God I love Dragon Age 2. You live in crime city. Your found family is bisexual and hates each other. There are no good endings. Game of all time and I’ve only just started act two.

[fangtasticalhorrors]

So my bestie taught me archery the other day, and very graciously drew a target for motivation

(I got him on the cheek though, she's the one that got him in his bald head)

[fangtasticalhorrors]

If I have time to do Astarion's subplot when we have the whole Absolute thing to deal with, Gortash has time to kiss, don't bullshit me

[delsinsfire]

larian patch notes claiming more victims than bhaal could ever hope to

[crunchbuttsteak]

Hawke: Hey Varric thanks for keeping the whole Kirkwall polycule thing quiet in your book. I know Isabela wouldn’t care but the rest of us don’t really need that level of scrutiny.

Varric: The WHAT?!

[fangtasticalhorrors]

Da2's polycule is top tier honestly

I'm enjoying that game as much as DAO so far even if I can recognize many things about da2 are (imo) worse because my little group of bisexual menaces gives me so much joy

[youreverydaydaly]

[woppetry]

Gotta be constantly vigilant for this bad boy

[fangtasticalhorrors]

Everyone give it up for Barney the perpetually drunk Orc that cannot afford wizard school and was rejected for a scholarship because he wasn't good at magic already even though the point of the school is to learn

I made him up on the spot and he's my party's favorite NPC. 50% of what he does is yell Barney and flex his arms

They've already made art of him

[moss-flesh]

anders going from rizz machine in daa to “PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE” in da2 was honestly the best possible course of action

[fangtasticalhorrors]

Okay finished DAO and wow if you can get past the fact the game is fugly (very hard) the game is so good

Bestie and I were talking about Origins and Inquisition respectively and she'd complain about certain features she wished were different and I was like "What. That's exactly how it is in DAO how did they get it right the first time and then fuck it up"

Anyways hope you got DAO on the sale game's good, my head is full of many thoughts and my brain's rotted forever (that means feel free to ask me dragon age related questions!)

[kanis-things]

[5queerducksinatrenchcoat]

origins alistair was an incredibly emotionally neglected 20 year old who'd just lost the first person in his life to really, like, give a shit about him and was forced into a super high pressure situation with basically a stranger

you can be as whiny and annoying as you want babygirl dw I gotchu

[fangtasticalhorrors]

I don't wanna laugh at my bestie's tragedy but she'd been replaying inquisition and telling me The Hinterlands are the devil every day

And when she finally got past them

She got a new computer and the cloud save data didn't transfer

Everyone please send her an egg in these trying times (She's a Solas hater)

[fangtasticalhorrors]

I'm playing the whole dragon age franchise for the first time (played origins as a kid and that's it) and I'm like overwhelmed by like all the possible combinations of wardens hawkes and inquisitors for my canon worldstate going into the veilguard?????

How do y'all CHOOSE

[tatzelwurming]

girl are you a medieval executioner bc you are torturing me with your rack

[quibbs]

i have no idea if this is funny or not

[quibbs]