Fantasia-Wizard

𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝚆𝚒𝚣𝚊𝚛𝚍 𝚘𝚏 𝚆𝚊𝚕𝚝 𝙳𝚒𝚜𝚗𝚎𝚢 𝚆𝚘𝚛𝚕𝚍, 𝚁𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝 𝚑𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚖𝚊𝚗 𝚘𝚏 𝚆𝚊𝚕𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝙴𝚕𝚒𝚊𝚜 𝙳𝚒𝚜𝚗𝚎𝚢, 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚙𝚛𝚘𝚝𝚎𝚌𝚝𝚘𝚛 𝚘𝚏 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝙲𝚑𝚊𝚛𝚊𝚌𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚜 𝚘𝚏 𝙳𝚒𝚜𝚗𝚎𝚢'𝚜 𝙼𝚊𝚐𝚒𝚌 𝙺𝚒𝚗𝚐𝚍𝚘𝚖𝚜.

[fantasia-wizard]

“𝚃𝚑𝚊𝚝’𝚜 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝙸 𝚕𝚒𝚔𝚎𝚍 𝚖𝚘𝚜𝚝 𝚊𝚋𝚘𝚞𝚝 𝚆𝚊𝚕𝚝. 𝙷𝚎 𝚜𝚑𝚘𝚠𝚎𝚍 𝚖𝚎 𝚓𝚞𝚜𝚝 𝚑𝚘𝚠 𝚏𝚞𝚗 𝚒𝚝 𝚠𝚘𝚞𝚕𝚍 𝚋𝚎 𝚝𝚘 𝑫𝒐 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝑰𝒎𝒑𝒐𝒔𝒔𝒊𝒃𝒍𝒆.”

𝙰𝚗 𝙾𝚛𝚒𝚐𝚒𝚗𝚊𝚕 𝚝𝚊𝚔𝚎 𝚘𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚆𝚒𝚣𝚊𝚛𝚍 𝚘𝚏 𝚆𝚊𝚕𝚝 𝙳𝚒𝚜𝚗𝚎𝚢 𝚆𝚘𝚛𝚕𝚍, 𝙴𝚕𝚒𝚊𝚜 𝚈𝚎𝚗𝚜𝚒𝚍.

[cxnscience]

fantasia-wizard​:

You’ll get a whole roll of stickers if you promise never to sell for an MLM again. 

Forever is a very long time, Elias, and one roll of stickers won’t last me very long. What if one comes along and offers me two rolls of stickers to sell something stupid? 

[fantasia-wizard]

Then we’ll talk updated pricing then.  Just leave the essential oils and Tupperware alone. 

[cxnscience]

fantasia-wizard​:

I’ll give ya a sticker to cut it out. 

Make it two and you’ve got a deal.

[fantasia-wizard]

You’ll get a whole roll of stickers if you promise never to sell for an MLM again. 

[cxnscience]

fantasia-wizard​:

Jim if you are selling for Beachbody I swear to Aslan you’re going on suspension. 

I’ll sell things for anybody if they’ll give me a sticker in the shape of a gold star.

[fantasia-wizard]

I’ll give ya a sticker to cut it out. 

[cxnscience]

fantasia-wizard​:

………………………………

( already pouring it into his coffee )

[fantasia-wizard]

Jim if you are selling for Beachbody I swear to Aslan you’re going on suspension. 

[cxnscience]

fantasia-wizard​:

Good. The last thing I need of you is for you to start selling for a pyramid scheme. 

Carry on. 

But wait, while I’ve got you here, I’ve got a new protein shake powder that you’ll kill to try. I can even give you a free sample. 

[fantasia-wizard]

………………………………

[cxnscience]

@fantasia-wizard |  Jim, you aren’t selling for Cutco now are you

I don’t even know what that MEANS. I’m just out here chopping lettuce. 

[fantasia-wizard]

Good. The last thing I need of you is for you to start selling for a pyramid scheme. 

Carry on. 

[fantasia-wizard]

🔪

Jim, you aren’t selling for Cutco now are you 

[small-ears]

@fantasia-wizard:

“Think you’re so funny, do you, mouse?”

Mickey likes to think he’s got a sense of humor, yes. A great one, in fact. He’s the funniest guy he knows.

[fantasia-wizard]

Just excuse Elias while he dies laughing.

Silently. 

[fantasia-wizard]

🐀

Think you’re so funny, do you, mouse?