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Yo! So prior to twitter’s meltdown, I was doing packer reviews on my twitter, but even if twitter was totally fine, I now have more than a dozen packers to review, a twitter thread absolutely isn’t going to cut it anymore.

Review upload is well under way, uploading a packer a day roughly.

Reblogs and boosts appreciated, I spend a significant amount of time and money creating this resource, I would love for it to reach people!

Reviews + owned packers - Review rules - Harness info (reworking)

FAQ - Available packers

You’re welcome to send an ask, a tumblr DM or DM me on twitter if you have questions about packers/packing, though please be aware I am not affiliated/partnered with any shops/makers, so I can’t answer shop-based questions!

If you believe there's a packer I've missed or I'm not aware of, please tell me so I can get it on my to-buy list! :D

You can block the tag "#not packers" if you don't want to see asks etc that aren't directly to do with packing! I like to thank people.

(My name is Bastard and my pronouns are he/him vastly preferred, but they/them also gucci)

I am sad you're not going to be posting the reviews, they were really useful. I hope your blog will inspire others to carry the torch. Good luck with taking care of yourself and your health.

It's not that I have all the reviews ready to go and I'm withholding them, it's that I've been physically unable to go out for long enough to wear the packers for a sufficient amount of time, I don't have reviews to post, and only sparknotes on a couple that don't already have reviews up, that I will post once I get chance.

I hope someone else can pick it up, and I'd be more than happy to help them figure out how to find their feet!

#not packers

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giveaway closed! all late entries count because I slept for 2 fuckin days and time got away from me!

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gift card codes have been sent, gonna wait to hear back if folks are cool being tagged in the winners graphic

got over 150 entries, i'm humbled! I wish I could have afforded to buy more gift cards

A question, who will you inform people who got the gift cards?

sorry im late! i got shitty news wrt surgery so i slept for 2 days

2. im not going to out anybody, if they dont consent to me posting names im not posting their names, but i'll see what i can do it absolutely 0 people want their names attached

rolling winners now!

giveaway closed! all late entries count because I slept for 2 fuckin days and time got away from me!

ill make a repost of whats available soonish, since trying to manage this cross platform has confused the feck outta me!

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As you may know, I'm no longer in good enough health to maintain FPR, and I'm selling off the majority of the packers - the blog wont be deleted and i'd still like to be able to help people find resources until my knowledge is outdated!

I had planned this giveaway for the return of FPR, but I'm not winning the uphill battle against my declining health 3/ so instead, fuck it let's go out with a band!

I have three gift cards I purchased for this giveaway!

$50 USD for @batbitestoys (who was generous, and added onto the value of the card!)

$30 USD for @creaturefeaturetoys

$30 USD for DarquePath!

This giveaway is being run cross-site, so I'm using a google form to put everyone in one spreadsheet - all it asks for is your username and whether you're from tumblr or twt!

FORM HERE

Rules are on the form to prevent this post getting longer than it already is, but the basics ones;

Fill out the form, and go check out the twitter list at the end of the form for a list of rad shops!

Though uh, check if they have non-twt socials too!

Ends on the 22nd of September!

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Packer sales post

Sales thread for packers (+ some not packers at the very bottom)

Shipping varies, but most of these would be around $20 US shipping in a large, sturdy bubbler with waterproof and generous padding. Boxes are looking to be $35/40 shipping. I've sent + received dicks in bubblers before with success

There are quite a few! Apologies it's so image heavy as a result. Sorry if any have gubbins, my hip pain was at an 8 during the process of this, me and my very based cock washing assistant may have dropped a couple in the process of the wash.

Everything under the cut, I'll remove what's sold as I can.

Most are half price or less from shop price :>

fantasypackerreviews

As you may know, I'm no longer in good enough health to maintain FPR, and I'm selling off the majority of the packers - the blog wont be deleted and i'd still like to be able to help people find resources until my knowledge is outdated!

I had planned this giveaway for the return of FPR, but I'm not winning the uphill battle against my declining health 3/ so instead, fuck it let's go out with a band!

I have three gift cards I purchased for this giveaway!

$50 USD for @batbitestoys (who was generous, and added onto the value of the card!)

$30 USD for @creaturefeaturetoys

$30 USD for DarquePath!

This giveaway is being run cross-site, so I'm using a google form to put everyone in one spreadsheet - all it asks for is your username and whether you're from tumblr or twt!

FORM HERE

Rules are on the form to prevent this post getting longer than it already is, but the basics ones;

Fill out the form, and go check out the twitter list at the end of the form for a list of rad shops!

Though uh, check if they have non-twt socials too!

Ends on the 22nd of September!

fantasypackerreviews

Packer sales post

Sales thread for packers (+ some not packers at the very bottom)

Shipping varies, but most of these would be around $20 US shipping in a large, sturdy bubbler with waterproof and generous padding. Boxes are looking to be $35/40 shipping. I've sent + received dicks in bubblers before with success

There are quite a few! Apologies it's so image heavy as a result. Sorry if any have gubbins, my hip pain was at an 8 during the process of this, me and my very based cock washing assistant may have dropped a couple in the process of the wash.

Everything under the cut, I'll remove what's sold as I can.

Most are half price or less from shop price :>

gothgaymoth

go go go! also, I believe that "Darien" may actually be a Fredrick from the same creator?

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yep! just got a dm about it, gonna go update!

i have... no idea how i forgot that given i was referencing my list when i made this

#pain that can bounce to an 8 on the scale at any moment fucks w your memory #do not recommend]

rolls in

yes that also means winners wont be publicly announced unless the winners give me permission to publicly post their names.

i will post censored screenshots of the gift codes being delivered in the case none of the entrants are comfortable with it

i would be a shitty fuckin trans resource if i was outing trans people

if someone wants to blaze the giveaway i will do you a shitty left handed mspaint doodle of your fave fantasy dick or grindr

all i can manage at the moment </3

As you may know, I'm no longer in good enough health to maintain FPR, and I'm selling off the majority of the packers - the blog wont be deleted and i'd still like to be able to help people find resources until my knowledge is outdated!

I had planned this giveaway for the return of FPR, but I'm not winning the uphill battle against my declining health 3/ so instead, fuck it let's go out with a band!

I have three gift cards I purchased for this giveaway!

$50 USD for @batbitestoys (who was generous, and added onto the value of the card!)

$30 USD for @creaturefeaturetoys

$30 USD for DarquePath!

This giveaway is being run cross-site, so I'm using a google form to put everyone in one spreadsheet - all it asks for is your username and whether you're from tumblr or twt!

FORM HERE

Rules are on the form to prevent this post getting longer than it already is, but the basics ones;

Fill out the form, and go check out the twitter list at the end of the form for a list of rad shops!

Though uh, check if they have non-twt socials too!

Ends on the 22nd of September!

#indietc #packer #adulttoy

ive received all the lovely asks, btw!

i just havent answered them yet because this has been emotionally rough for me, and they're seriously getting me through it right now and i dont want to lose them to the blogs posts yet

i will answer them all soon though! <3

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Packer sales post

Sales thread for packers (+ some not packers at the very bottom)

Shipping varies, but most of these would be around $20 US shipping in a large, sturdy bubbler with waterproof and generous padding. Boxes are looking to be $35/40 shipping. I've sent + received dicks in bubblers before with success

There are quite a few! Apologies it's so image heavy as a result. Sorry if any have gubbins, my hip pain was at an 8 during the process of this, me and my very based cock washing assistant may have dropped a couple in the process of the wash.

Everything under the cut, I'll remove what's sold as I can.

Most are half price or less from shop price :>

Packer sales post

Sales thread for packers (+ some not packers at the very bottom)

Shipping varies, but most of these would be around $20 US shipping in a large, sturdy bubbler with waterproof and generous padding. Boxes are looking to be $35/40 shipping. I've sent + received dicks in bubblers before with success

There are quite a few! Apologies it's so image heavy as a result. Sorry if any have gubbins, my hip pain was at an 8 during the process of this, me and my very based cock washing assistant may have dropped a couple in the process of the wash.

Everything under the cut, I'll remove what's sold as I can.

Most are half price or less from shop price :>

sales post incoming in an hour or so, gotta get all the pics up and figure out a shipping situation :S this is gonna be a W for UK/EU folks but US shipping for the smaller ones is gonna be like $20 if its in a firm large bubbler packed waterproof and tight, let alone a box lol

which is about half of what shipping alone cost to me pretty much each for these things

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