Calum Enthusist

What’s life without a little fun

[unioncarbidesuperfan66]

anyway i said i would do this after the whole thing was said and done… when i was looking for advice i found like “paint your nails and listen to happy music” buzzfeed bullshit so

here is my short real life abortion and early pregnancy survival guide (pastebin)

other links:

How to Get A Safe Abortion, No Matter How Far Along You Are or How Much Money You Have

Check here to see if medicaid will cover your costs

Financial aid for abortions

prochoice.org has a list for each state of NAF funded clinics and free hotlines for information.

WomenOnWeb.org and WomenOnWaves.org will ship you an abortion pill if it is illegal to get an abortion in your country.

[jahmyaa]

Blame this guy named tony for this ok😭

[phontsforevs]

i feel the need to reblog bc i just scrolled past this kind of post and my life is hell lol so hi

[raspberrythin]

Just doing it so my check won’t be $1 when I get it

[thexanadream]

i don’t trust myself enough to scroll

[bettysgardcn-deactivated2023100]

dont play with people’s lives man

[hansensgirl]

i know i already reblogged this but i’m not taking any chances

[hansensgirl]

again ik ik

[calssunflower]

this was the cutest part of the live

[billofourtime]

This is so cute. And that is a look.

Via billskarstyles on instagram.

[fembroder]

Alexander and Bill using their Swedish accents

[beardedchrisevans]

@ChrisEvans: Dodger has a lion that he loves dearly. He brings it to bed every single night. Yesterday, my buddy Josh bought him a new lion for Xmas. It immediately caused competition and uncertainty. Dodger was torn. The big question was who would get the highly coveted bedtime invite? 🎄🦁

[softforcal]

Floral : Tattooist!Cal

Summary: Renowned tattoo artist Calum Hood doesn’t take apprentices often, but when he does, he tackles the challenge like everything else in his life: with the utmost professionalism. Until he meets Lily, a learning artist, and Calum falls head over heels before he can help himself. 

Warnings: there’s smut. but its super slow burn.

Cal Mood Board: Lily

Word Count: 13.3k

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     The young, heavily tattooed man sat at the receptionist desk in his parlour. His head was bowed, chiseled jaw set, eyebrows furrowed as he studied the papers scattered in front of him.

     Art littered the sheets and after a good, long look, the man would either add the paper to a pile on his left or on his right.

     The stack to his left was large and separated in two with a combined paper count of well over three hundred.

     The stack to his right was substantially smaller, containing only five or six hand picked sheets.

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[danhumphrey]

peter parker, expressing his affection as any teen would: thor i would die for you :)

thor, gripping his shoulders with the intensity of ten thousand burning suns: i would never let that happen

[sunderious]

peter parker, later that week: i would die for you loki

loki, looking him dead in the eye: you will.

[rhythmic-idealist]

drax: [really bad joke]

peter parker: mr. drax? I would die for you

drax, with a pause spent determining that peter is probably joking and then a hearty guffaw: but my muscles and fighting power is several times your own! your death would be meaningless!

[magical-art-dad-deactivated2021]

peter parker, in the middle of battle with no regard for his own safety: i would die for you

t'challa, who has lived with shuri long enough to know exactly what answer peter is looking for: then perish

[fangirltofangod]

Peter parker, jumping in front of steve: i would die for you mr. rodgers

Steven Grant Rodgers, a known idiot, somersaulting over peter: not if i die for you first 

[effervescentbi]

Peter Parker, one night over dinner: I would die for you aunt may 

Aunt May, a worried mess and 100% done with this shit: not if you’re grounded for life you won’t

[wombathos]

Peter Parker, out of the blue: I would die for you

Bucky, tired: oh not this again

[tyskitty0-deactivated20210218]

Peter Parker: I would die for you

Mantis, 10/10 idiot wife: how noble of you, you will not be remembered i am sorry

[satyriconmp3]

peter parker: i would die for you, mr. falcon sir

sam, still mad about being beaten by this mouthy toddler: not if I kill you first, you little shit

[thekingsphinx]

Peter Parker: I would die for you

Ned, who is also a gen z idiot: Boi if you do I’ll yeet myself into the sun

[books-andbiscuits]

sksksidjddjns I’VE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS POST

[garrettauthor]

Drax sent me.

[fanwonders]

Peter Parker: I would die for you

Tony, not skipping a beat: Bold of you to assume that I’ll let you die.

[living-dead-parker]

Ordained - P.P

Summary: Tony Stark and Pepper Potts have some wedding troubles days before the wedding. So Y/N Stark and Peter Parker come to the rescue! 

Inspired by the fact that I just remembered that I am legally ordained in the State of California and have been for over a year now bc I was on some bored fuckshit one night and went online to get ordained, but I have yet to officiate a wedding bc nobody thinks i’m being serious but I really am ordained.

Warnings: cussing i think, fLUFF, Pepperony feels bc wow i ship, maybe some mistakes and ooc characters

Word Count: 1.3k

The setting was pure chaos. Insanity up the wazoo. Everyone was on edge as Pepper paced around the common room of the compound. Her hands were tangled in her hair as she paces. Tony is trying his hardest to calm her down, but he can’t. Their big day is just around the corner and the officiator had to cancel last minute because of some family emergency. He was devastated to let the couple down on their big day, but there was no choice here. Tony was accepting and so was Pepper, but now they are in some deep shit.

The glass windows showcased the panicky blonde as she paced and paced. The sound of beeping from the elevator sent her over the edge, making her scream. Sure, she was great at working with last minute scandals and hectic schedules, thanks to her beloved fiance, but this was new. This was their future! Their wedding!

“Pep, please calm down. We’ll find somebody.” Tony says, grabbing her arm and pulling her closer to him. His arms wrap around her waist, lightly squeezing her hips as she looks up. Her eyes are glossed over and she looks stressed. She breathes in and out, composing herself again.

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[superzeroic]

Tony second guessed everything he did,                but the one thing he didn’t second guess was picking you.

[fanwonders]

This movie really fucked me up

[icedmatchawoatmilk13]

On replay ⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️

[murdershegoat]

Dozens of NYC Subway riders, fresh off a Robyn concert, singing “Dancing On My Own” while waiting for the E train. (Video by Triszh Hermogenes) 

[marvellegends]

Avengers Video Game trailer!

[captainhandsomes]

are you telling me…… that not only did rdj improvise the whole “zero zip nada no trust liar” scene, but also that cevans’ heartbroken reaction was genuine? wow okay i need to sit down

[fanwonders]

Legends

[ifuckinghatetomhiddleston]

[les-etoilles]

REAL LIFE DISNEY PRINCE TOM HIDDLESTON EXHIBIT

Always reblog the Real Life Disney Prince. Pay attention boys, this is how it’s done.

I’ve always liked Tom Hiddleston but this just made me fall in love with him

[anony-phangirl]

Freaking… LOOK AT THIS MAN!!! HOW CAN YOU EVEN THE SLIGHTEST BIT DISLIKE HIM!?!?!

[jhnmrstn]

awwww i love him so much

[wow-very-emo-such-bands]

I still don‘t get how people can hate him or say he‘s overrated. He deserved every single piece of fame in this world

[theyaremyworld1d]

Visit Original Link

Just Can’t Let Her Go by One Direction.

[shymagnolia]

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

[shymagnolia]

okay so i just got my dream job??? a week after applying to it?? and now i’m thinking….maybe this is the good luck post

[attempting-aesthetically]

Just in case