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So, you want to become a bimbo?

So you want to become a bimbo for real do you? It’s easy! You can message me to get direct advice and possibly full training, or you can start on your own with a few tips.

Becoming a bimbo does not happen over night. It can take years and years if your older, or if you’re younger, it could only take a short amount of time. Just know that while you may not look like a bimbo today, or tomorrow, or even next week, you can start acting like one right now!

Starting out:

First know that becoming a bimbo is all about attitude. You have to commit to the attitude of a bimbo. You have to want to be desired, want to be the girl everyone stares at because of her looks. You have to want to be on display constantly. Everything you do, every action you take, is designed to show off. For Example: bending over to pick something up stops being from the knees and starts being from the waist. You still have to go to the grocery store, but now you do it in 4in heels and a tiny skirt. EVERYTHING is about showing off.

The 3 Rules a Bimbo Lives by

These are the rules that guide a bimbo’s life. All training and bimboifcation revolves around these 3 rules. A bimbo constantly obsesses over these 3 rules. They are ALL that she cares about.

Always be showing off - A bimbo does all she can to show herself off to the world. This includes wearing small outfits that show lots of skin, and making sure she is seen as much as possible in them. A real bimbo doesn’t ask “is this to revealing?” She asks “is this revealing enough?” A true bimbo also takes lots of selfies and posts them online so the entire world can see how she looks. She doesn’t think: “I hope nobody sees me like this.” She thinks “I hope everyone sees how hot I look!”

Have something worth showing off - With the first rule, she has to have a body that is worth showing off. Is her hair right? Is she tan enough? Are her tits big enough? Is her ass tight enough? Is her lipstick sexy enough? Making sure she is always in shape with a tight body, big tits, and fake everything else is one of her obsessions. She will want to show off more and more with all the effort she puts in to keeping her body worth being on display.

Do everything you can to please men sexually and physically - For a bimbo, it’s a man’s world, and her role is to support men. She is a man’s play thing. She is his object, his arm candy, his fucktoy, his submissive. She is obsessed with pleasing men. She is always smiling at them, making them feel comfortable, and giving them everything they ask for. Whether she can just get you a beer, or the best blowjob you’ve ever had, a real bimbo obsesses over pleasuring every man in every way she can and as best that she can. A bimbo does not think about her self first. She does not get a boob job because “I want people noticing my boobs”. She gets it because “Men like big tits and I want to give them something to look at.” She does not dress sexy because “I want to find a hot guy”. She does it because “Men will have something nice to look at wherever I am”. A true bimbo puts her desires and needs behind the desires and needs of every man out there. She lives her life to please men, all men, until her master puts limits on it.

Training!

Now that you know the 3 rules, we can start the training. I break training down into 3 stages. The first stage is a basic bimbo stage that most girls don’t get past. Some will make it to stage 2, and the real bimbos make it all the way to stage 3.

Let’s begin!

The First Stage: Fashionable Girl

So now that your ready, lets take the first step. These are the first steps you can start today to work towards being a bimbo. I call this step the “fashionable girl” stage because most fashionable women do this anyway.

Join a gym! Go 5 days a week, for at least 1 hour. This include weight lifting, cardio, and other exercises. A personal trainer is recommended if you have a lot of weight to lose, but being a bimbo is about not just being thin, but also having a tight body.

Eat better! Go either all vegetarian or eat less unhealthy food. Again, a thinner body is better. DO NOT STARVE YOURSELF! This is not only unhealthy, but goes against weight loss. Eventually your appetite will decrease naturally.

Go shopping! You may have some work body wise, but you can still buy smaller outfits now. If you are wanting to ease into it so people don’t notice, just buy outfits that are slightly small and tighter than you would normally wear. Make sure they are vibrant and scream ‘look at me’. Make sure they are shorter skirts than you normally wear and show more cleavage as well. If you are not a step or two outside of your comfort zone, you are not doing it right.

Go to the salon! Go get a new hair cut. Maybe you don’t go blonde today, but you can still get your hair done. Longer is better as well as a solid color with extensions. It is a good first start. Lots of body and fuller is better. A salon can also give you makeup tips.

Wear more Makeup! Every day, apply more and more. Look online for video how-tos (i provide in real training) and look at photos for inspiration. This also includes lashes, nails, and makeup that highlights your eyes and lips.

Tan! A bimbo has a slight tan. If you live in a cold climate, a tanning bed is a must. Go a few days a week until you get a good glow yo your skin.

Buy lots of heels! There is nothing wrong with heels for any occasion. If it’s at work, out at night, or even around the house, you never have enough heels and should wear them as often as possible. Try for heels 90% of the day, everyday.

Take lots of selfies! A real bimbo always shows off. When you are all dolled up, take a selfie and post it online. Facebook, tumblr, twitter, doesn’t matter. A real bimbo is proud of her body and always wanting to display it to the world.

If you slowly follow these steps, within a few weeks, you’ll feel more confident as a bimbo. This is the hardest stage and will take the most time. Maybe 6 months to a year depending on weight loss. So don’t get discouraged and stick with it! This stage also provide a solid base that’s needed for stage two!

The Second Stage: Basic Bimbo

So if you mastered all the steps in the first stage, you are ready for stage 2, but you must have first mastered the first stage, no exceptions. They are all required to be routine and your “new normal” before continuing.

The next stage brings you from a ‘pretty and fashionable girl,’ to bimbo level 1. This is where you really transform.

Dye your hair blonde! No exceptions here. Bimbos are blonde, period. Get the most platinum blonde hair you can and maintain it. Remember, longer is better and you want fuller hair up top, thin hair leading down the back.

Get plastic Surgery! A tit job is required and should be no smaller than a DD. Also, you may now realize you need to get Lipo. This is fine. Everybody is different and sometimes diet and exercise just isn’t enough. Lipo all remaining bad areas.

Get a Bimbo Job. A bimbo job requires you to show off. This could be a Hooters girl, a Promo model, or a stripper or whore. You’re choice, but pick from one of those. This may not be your full time job, but it will facilitate your desire to be shown off.

Get Horny! You heard me, make sure you always want to have sex. As a bimbo, you’ll find you can sleep with better looking guys. Make sure you are doing it. It’s your goal and your job to please them. Being a bimbo is about pleasing men. Your reward is their cum in your mouth. It’s your test for success. (Tip from my bimbo friend at http://xsubmissively-yoursx.tumblr.com/) To help you get horny, masturbate to the edge of an orgasm daily, but never allow yourself to cum. Only a man can allow you to cum. This should keep you horny all day long.

Increase all the 8 items from the first stage. Work out more focusing on specific areas, get shorter skirts and tops that show more skin. Increase the amount of heels you buy to the point that you can’t find flats in your closet aside from your workout shoes. Continue to eat healthy and take more and more selfies.

Understand your role. As someone who wants to be a bimbo, you have to understand that bimbos are there for the pleasure of men. Understand that your role is to do nothing more than please men. You do this by the way you look and the way you act. Men are the object you crave. All men. You do anything and everything you can for men. Your reward will be their cum in your mouth. It is how you gauge how successful you have become at being a bimbo.

Once you have finished stage 2, you are now at the beginning of being a bimbo. Stage 3, the final stage, is where you go from sexy, beginner bimbo, to full-blown fucktoy bimbo.

The Third Stage: Total Bimbo

So, you’ve made it this far. For you to continue, you must have mastered all the previous steps. You have to feel like there is no more surgery you can have, no more weight you can lose, no more you can show off. Now you are ready to become a true bimbo because yes, you can show off more, dress sluttier, and have more surgery.

Forget about everything! Well, not what I’ve taught, but everything else. Forget about what is going on in the world. At this point, your life should be consumed with: how you look, how you look to men, how you look in the mirror, how you look in that outfit, how you would look with bigger tits, how you would look with a shorter skirt, how you would look…… Nothing else matters except how you look. Sex with any man and his cum is the prize for your look. If a man wants to fuck, you get a lovely reward at the end that validates all your hard work.

Change your Job! Had a bimbo job before? Now you need a slut job. Stripper, whore, cam girl, or house wife are your 4 options. No exceptions. You have too much work keeping up with your body to wait tables or answer phones.

Clothing is as tiny as possible. No dress is too short, no top too small. A man will tell you if it’s inappropriate, but until he says something, show as much boob, skin, and leg as possible. Bras are not required with how perky your fake tits are and panties aren’t really desired. All in a room should see your tits and your pussy whenever you bend over.

Understand your new role. You are there to look good and fuck. Nothing else. Your opinion doesn’t matter. You’re not to speak unless asking permission or unless spoken to. You’ve gotten so air headed you’ve let a man make all the decisions in your life. In fact, you aren’t even letting him. He just is because someone has to and you go along with it. While men are talking, bimbos are ensuring they look good and fuckable when their man is ready, which is any moment. They are at the total control of their man who regiments their life, so all a bimbo has to do is worry about how she looks and how well she fucks.

Not everyone will make it to stage 3. In fact, most women who want to transform really don’t want more than stage 1. That’s fine, they are just not full bimbo material.

Take the first step regardless if you don’t think you’ll get to the third. You never know where you will end up.

Good Luck!

Also, if you enjoy this, please feel free to REBLOG it.

My Other Posts:

What is a Bimbo

Bimbo Career

Bimbo’s and Intelligence

Bimbo Rules to Follow

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An excellent guide! I intend to follow

dumbbimbolove

This guide is a classic that I didn’t think I’d e er see on my dash again. Beginner bimbos take note, wisdom from 2013!

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Sissies always swallow, so…

Tonight you’re gonna drink a full glass of cum.

Here’s how to get one. You’ll need:

1 egg white

1 cup of water

2 tablespoons of cornstarch

1 tablespoon of greek yogurt

a pinch of salt

Directions are pretty easy:

First, you’ll want to take a 1/4 cup of water and mix in your cornstarch until it’s dissolved.

Then, take the remaining water in a pan and boil it over the stove.

Your next step is to mix in the cornstarch mixture into the boiling water and mix it together until it thickens.

Once it’s thick, remove it from the stove and let it cool to room temperature. It’s important you don’t whisk in the egg into the hot mixture unless you want to make scrambled egg whites.

Now, once your mixture is cool enough, it’s time to whisk in the egg white and yogurt and add a pinch of salt if you really want to make it taste realistic. Pour the fake cum into a glass and drink it all down. Slowly, until the last drop. I know it’s a lot, but you’ll do it. Bonus points if you pour some on a dildo and suck it clean! 💦🫦🩷

Once you swallowed it all down, you’ll tidy yourself up and go clean the kitchen with a belly full of cum. Imagine doing this for a real man (or a group of men)… Good girl 😘

(WARNING! Unlike real sperm, this mixture is NOT suited for anal play!!!)

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Pride Month is coming, so don’t ruin your first gay date. He’s there to fuck you, not to deal with your issues. Don’t make him waste ten minutes trying to penetrate because you’re in pain or not clean — that’s embarrassing. Be ready and have fun. 💓🌈

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10 Simple Ways to Build a Happy, Lasting Relationship

Healthy relationships are not built overnight. They are created slowly — through trust, communication, consistency, kindness, and the small moments that often go unnoticed.

In a world filled with distractions, stress, and constant pressure, relationships can easily begin to feel distant or disconnected. But the truth is: lasting love is usually built through simple daily habits, not grand gestures.

Whether you are in a new relationship or have been together for years, these timeless relationship principles can help strengthen your connection and create a healthier, happier partnership.

1. Communicate Openly & Honestly

Strong relationships thrive on communication.

That does not mean talking constantly — it means feeling safe enough to express thoughts, emotions, concerns, and needs honestly.

Healthy communication includes:

Listening without interrupting

Speaking calmly during disagreements

Expressing appreciation often

Being honest about feelings instead of bottling them up

The more emotionally safe both people feel, the stronger the relationship becomes.

2. Never Stop Dating Each Other

One of the biggest mistakes couples make is assuming the relationship can run on autopilot.

Life becomes busy. Work, children, stress, responsibilities — all of it adds up.

But connection requires intention.

Simple ways to reconnect:

Weekly date nights

Morning coffee together

Evening walks

Phone-free dinners

Trying something new together

Small moments matter more than perfection.

3. Learn How Your Partner Feels Loved

Everyone experiences love differently.

Some people value:

Words of affirmation

Quality time

Physical touch

Acts of service

Thoughtful gifts

The key is learning what makes your partner feel most appreciated and making consistent effort in those areas.

Love is not just about how you express it — it is also about how they receive it.

4. Practice Patience During Difficult Seasons

Every relationship experiences hard moments.

Stress, financial pressure, emotional struggles, exhaustion, misunderstandings — these seasons happen to everyone.

The strongest couples are not the ones who never struggle. They are the ones who choose to work through challenges together instead of turning against each other.

Patience creates emotional safety.

5. Show Appreciation Often

People want to feel valued.

Simple appreciation can completely change the tone of a relationship:

“Thank you for helping today.”

“I appreciate you.”

“I’m proud of you.”

“I noticed what you did for us.”

Over time, feeling unseen creates distance. Feeling appreciated creates connection.

6. Protect the Relationship From Negativity

What you allow into your relationship matters.

Constant criticism, disrespect, comparison, or unresolved resentment slowly damages emotional intimacy.

Healthy couples learn how to:

Address issues early

Avoid cruel words during arguments

Set boundaries with outside negativity

Focus on solving problems together

It is not “me vs. you.” It is both of you versus the problem.

7. Laugh Together More

Laughter creates emotional closeness.

Couples who laugh together often:

Feel more connected

Recover from stress faster

Communicate more openly

Enjoy each other’s company more naturally

Do not underestimate the power of fun, humor, and playfulness in a relationship.

8. Continue Growing Individually

Healthy relationships support individual growth.

You do not lose yourself in a strong partnership — you become more supported while growing into your best self.

Encourage:

Personal goals

Hobbies

Friendships

Self-care

Emotional growth

A healthy relationship allows both people to evolve.

9. Choose Kindness During Conflict

Disagreements are normal. How you handle them matters.

Before reacting:

Pause

Listen

Ask questions

Avoid attacking language

Focus on understanding instead of “winning”

A calm conversation solves far more than anger ever will.

10. Remember That Love Is a Daily Choice

Lasting relationships are built through consistent effort.

Not perfection. Not constant happiness. Not unrealistic expectations.

Just two people continuing to choose:

respect

communication

forgiveness

support

connection

love

Every single day.

Final Thoughts

A happy, lasting relationship is not about never having problems. It is about learning how to grow together through every season of life.

The strongest relationships are built slowly:

through trust,

daily effort,

emotional safety,

appreciation,

and genuine connection.

Small habits create long-term love.

And often, the little things become the big things over time.

Source: 10 Simple Ways to Build a Happy, Lasting Relationship

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Gotta use this

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lifeofsissyandshemnew

Life of Sissy

Prostate Milking in Chastity

1.Insert butt plug to put pressure on prostate.

2.Place vibrator just behind penis.

3.Press and roll from penis to anus in a circular motion.

4.He will start to feel his orgasm build just like you are edging him.

In about 5-6 minutes his cum will start to ooze out. Keep massaging until cum stops oozing. All cum will be drained and he will still be extremely horny and sensitive. Even though he has been drained he will still feel he is on the edge of an orgasm, but it will never come.

moodsandmatters

Made these practical lists for overthinkers who spiral into analysis paralysis (aka me). Sometimes you don’t need more reflection, you just need something to do.

Made by @clarabrunetvalls

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Chosen - a forced femme story

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Blackmailed

A single photo. That’s all that was needed to start this pink frilly hell you call life. You used to love dressing up and getting pretty, dolling yourself up for the evening and giving into your feminine desires, but that was your choice to make until you saw that flash.

You thought you had the apartment to yourself and got all dressed up only to walk out of your room and be met by your roommate’s girlfriend, phone in hand.

You tried to explain yourself, to get her to delete it and reason with her, but she put her finger to your lips and said “Don’t worry honey, I’ll keep your girly secret…. IF you agree to listen to my every command. After a month, we’ll revisit this. Got a deal?”

She held out her hand and knowing you had no choice, you shook it. Ever since then, you’ve been her plaything. Wanna try out new nail art? You. Want to go out and have a girls day? You’re her gal.

As you sat on your knees 6 months later, nipples pierced, locked in chastity, fully made up and taking a photo for your new sissy instagram, you knew you were never going back~

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Happy Thursday everyone! I found out that @alwayscute made another caption challenge and considering she got me into caption making, I knew I had to join! 😁

Go check her out if you like realistic captions like this one and till next time!

Love,

Bea 🩵🪽

alwayscute

Awww cute! Thanks for making one! Love it. 😊

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diaryofapussyboy

The Cocksucker's Pledge.

1. I WILL SWALLOW, unless otherwise instructed. A man’s cum deserves as much respect as the man himself. Swallowing reinforces the bond between man and cocksucker.

2. I WILL DEEPTHROAT to the best of my ability, regardless of whether I gag. A well-rounded cocksucker must master the use of his lips, tongue AND throat to maximize a man’s pleasure.

3. I WILL NOT USE MY HANDS unless instructed. My mouth is my sexual organ.

4. I WILL NOT TOUCH MYSELF when sucking a man’s Cock. His pleasure is my own. To suggest otherwise is deeply disrespectful.

5. I WILL NOT EXPECT RECIPROCATION—ever. See above.

6. I WILL MAKE MYSELF AVAILABLE, and service on his terms. A man should never have to jerk himself off when a cocksucker could do the job instead.

7. I WILL ALLOW HIM TO CALL ME NAMES, such as “faggot”, “cocksucker” and “slut”, regardless of whether I enjoy this. A cocksucker must accept his place on the sexual totem pole. Such names are a man’s way of claiming this superiority over a cocksucker.

8. I WILL CONTINUE TO SERVICE for as long as a man deems appropriate, whether minutes or hours, without complaint.

I pledge these things because I am a cocksucker; because I am in awe of men and am at their service; because it is their charity that allows me to even come close some sort of sexual fulfillment.

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Take the pledge like a good cumdump. #cockislife

nastycumdumpwhore

Absolutely