Faprocket

Welcome to the Faprocket Blog on Tumblr. We are a brand new start-up soon to bring a new product to the men in the adult toys market.

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So its ok to be showing off our 19-year-olds body, I'm not sure I'm ready for that.#faprocket #bodies #fridayvibes #onice #datinglife

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Don't worry they have been cleaned and verified to be hole-free!#faprocket #wednesday #Trojans #gogreen #PreOwned

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well.....um..... happy Tuesday, I think.#faprocket #masturbastion #tuesdayvibe #foreveralone

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Every time I really need an SBD fart......#faprocket #masturbation #fart #oops #humor #humpdaymotivation #lordoftherings

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As we are about to go in the next work week because we aren't overnight millionaires; this is my feelings....#stopmondays #millondollars #Mondayblues #masturbation #faprocket #lastleg

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I’m a GOD!!!!

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I thought this was America too! Leave them be Karen!#America #MemorialDayWeekend #fridaymorning #faprocket #bulletproof #theywork

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Guessing he don't tell'em #faprocket #DarkHumour #sex #masturbation #ThursdayThoughts 

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Guess the Black Market and Dark Web arent doing sp good nowadays.... #MondayMorning #WTF1 #faprocket #DarkHumour

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When the world ends! #sundayfunny #sorrynotsorry #faprocket #oralpleasure

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#faprocket #SaturdayMotivation #bdsmpunishment #WeekendWarmUp 

them: any plans the weekend?

Me:

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Somebody give this person an award! This is the best help wanted sign ever!

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LMAO! I've seen it all now

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My feelings today #faprocket #WednesdayMotivation  #masturbation

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No words....#Faprocket #tuesdayvibe #WTF #masturbation

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Just because it is Monday doesn't mean we can't have a great day! #MondayMotivation #masturbation #faprocket #smiley

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This is no joke guys, I had Taco Bell today and my poor toilet is never gonna be the same and I think I'll hae to repaint the walls too. #tacobell #faprocket #SaturdayNight #masturbation