Hyperfixations Abound

bi ace | 30 | cis woman | my blog is full of random things | PFP from here

[aropride]

if ur pro life unfollow me.

[retquits]

there is something so crazy and powerful about having art of your oc that was made by anyone other than yourself. like oh my god you actually exist outside of my own brain that's WILD

[ravioliet]

[snowysaur]

kirin

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[a-gay-possum]

Reblog if you are ace, support aces or were knee deep in that Dragonology: The Complete Book Of Dragons book as a kid.

[iamnotaware]

ok wait, reblog if you’ve cried at least once because of math, doesn’t matter which grade i’m trying to prove something 

[lovewillbreakyourheartforever]

[monamoni]

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

Tumblr being the "piss on the poor" reading comprehension site makes sense when you realize that 79% of adults in the US are functionally illiterate. Same goes for Twitter and TikTok.

that's a real high number, sport. where'd you get it?

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

hey anon

please tell me you didn't google "US literacy rates" and then make the funniest possible mistake one could make in that situation

[yurimartyr]

wait this is like 100 notes i thought it was like 100k

[yurimartyr]

GIRLLL IN 3 MINUTES THE NOTE COUNT DOUBLED THIS IS SCARY.

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

if there's one thing this website loves it's watching someone shoot themself in the dick

[thebibliosphere]

Endlessly funny that I keep finding myself blocked by themed blogs on here--which I find out when people tag me in things and I can't interact with the posts--and then I remember I managed to casually lob a hand grenade into the drop shipper blogsphere here on Tumblr right before Christmas last year by telling people that yes, actually they're being marketed to. Usually in sneaky and underhanded ways that make it look organic to appeal to Tumblrs 'no ads!!!' sensibilities.

Like oh yeah, that's right. These people fucking hate me, lmao.

[ratwednesday]

the tiger dragon 🐅🐉

acryla gouache on mounted watercolor panel, ~13 hours

[official-lucifers-child]

so my friend just texted me to see how i’m doing today. i said i’m alright why do you ask. and he said you were wearing more rings than usual today. and i said yeah what’s that got to do with the price of fish. he replied. with. “You wear more rings when you need the extra sensory input in your hands, which is usually correlated to an overall worse mental state because usually you like less sensory input, your max number of rings is 3 or 4. So I thought I’d check on how you’re doing.”

to be loved is to be known but jesus christ please be a little stupider.

[official-lucifers-child]

okay i know i’m op but ??? @wizardarchetypes this is hilarious to me

[chemsexholmes]

Unfortunately you will talk like a tumblr user for your entire life. Sorry.

[scribblyspaceskeleton]

[valokuvapaivakirja]

[valokuvapaivakirja]

Since this very very much in progress fish plate has gotten some surprising fame, I would like to ask you a small favor:

How should I finish this? Which fish is obviously missing? Help me fishblr!

[valokuvapaivakirja]

Dear comrades, I would like to inform you:

THE FISH PLATE IS READY!

[fairycosmos]

the way that the way youre rasied really does impact you forever. LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[frontmansdefender]

[gnar-slabdash]

Oh good, now I have a cheat sheet for Uncensored Nate

[teaboot]

I’ve narrowed it down to these three top reasons OP should be allowed to commit arson

[bisexual-engineer-girl]

Walking around with this sheet in hand and pointedly taking it out and methodically searching through it every time I want to say something

[recoiloperated]

This is killing me.

[blockiestone82]

Excuse me, sir, has to be my favorite of the list

[herpsandbirds]

Green-tailed Jacamar (Galbula galbula), family Galbulidae, order Piciformes, northern Brazil

photograph by Dušan Brinkhuizen

[estro-boi]

Please make art. You don't have to bare your soul or make a masterpiece, you can be silly and you can be derivative if you want. You don't even have to show it to anyone. Just please make something, it's so good for you