Hey.

I'm 21 and yet I still don't know how to run my Tumblr or my life.

[teachmetokill]

[boydevision]

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[mushbuzz-do-not-repost]

👁️👁️

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[holyhotpantsbatman3]

My therapist asked me to create something “motivating” so I made these.

lol.

[vvank3rshim]

I really love these, and I reblog them every single time. Some of you don’t realize how easy it’s to forget to do some of those stuff or how hard they can be some days.

[young-elchapo]

[heathens-and-kings]

I wanna be a villain so I can just saunter everywhere. the heroes are always sprinting, always running. you ever seen darth vader run? hell no. and I ain’t about to either.

[heathens-and-kings]

this has gained over 18,000 notes in the last 24 hours and I feel the need to tell y’all that I’ve never seen a star wars movie all the way through. when I wrote this I was 100% relying on the hope that he didn’t run in the films or some nerd was gonna drag my ass

[neurodivergent-crow]

This addition had enhanced this post 800%

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

[speciesofleastconcern]

#im you but more specifically adapted for aquatic life

[achievebisexuality]

A C H I E V E 🔥📸 - Wes Ellis

[chloepricee-deactivated20170619]

incorrect star wars quotes

[juyeooon]

tiddies? Out

third eye? Open

they were? Roommates

hotel? Trivago

[rominatrix]

[ithelpstodream]

🔥🔥🔥

[yougivemelife-deactivated201809]

I’M LIVING SIS

[reblog-trasher]

Mass firing at its best

[i-hate-chick-fil-a]

[blancosmom]

[travitrav]

Yoooooo!!! 👀👀👀

[liferuining-soulsnatcher]

I never knew I needed something so badly until this

[oxfordsandafros]

[totheonedegree]

Yes yes

[thehighpriestofreverseracism]

WORD

[30minutememes]

[majortvjunkie]

had my cats try on their new matching turtlenecks

[rainydayshea]

there are two kinds of cats

[pandalavalamp]

I think you broke your cats…

[moringottos-deactivated20210117]

when I was 14 I worked in a grocery store and one day I got to bag Stephen King’s groceries and of course, being the little horror fiction nerd I am I was completely starstruck

I think he thought I was gonna ask for an autograph because I was not even lowkey staring I was full on moon-faced and bouncing and he kept looking over at me hesitantly like aw jeez kid fuck off

anyways I finally managed to squeak out that I was a huge fan and asked for advice on writing, “how do I write as well as you do?” in my horrible thick German accent and broken ass English and he gave me the best writing advice I have ever received

“shit kid, stop worrying about how other people do it and just write your story”

14 years later my wife and I nearly hit him with our car because he was jaywalking