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One time when Sirius was helping out with Mrs. Potterâs baking she asked him to stir the batter and he replied with a âsure, Momâ and almost dropped the bowl as he realised what he said. But then James sneaked up behind him to try and stick his finger in the batter and Mrs. Potter slapped at his hand and complained about her messy sons, and Sirius just beamed
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Another theoryâ
There are five areas to be considered when you are sorted:
Personality
Loyalty
Values
Desires
Company
You do not have to meet all of these for the same Houseâin fact, this is uncommon, but you belong to the House that is most prevalent or best fits the areas that are most important to you.
Personality
These are the basic traits that are part of you. Itâs the basis of most simplistic sorting methods. Each House has its signature traitsâtheyâre the ones identified in the Sorting Hatâs song and therefore the best known way of sorting.
These are both good and bad traitsâthe strengths and weaknesses of each House. The are adjectives, things used to describe who a person is innately.
Gryffindor: brave, daring, bold, loyal, confident, reckless, arrogant, noble, proud
Ravenclaw: intelligent, witty, creative, clever, eccentric, curious, snobbish, condescending, open-minded
Hufflepuff: loyal, kind, trustworthy, helpful, patient, tolerant, fair, stubborn, down-to-earth, warm-hearted
Slytherin: cunning, charismatic, determined, talented, manipulative, ambitious, elitist
Not all of these traits are required to fit a House. Itâs what you have the most in common with.
Loyalty
Each House has its primary loyalty to a different sort of thing. Iâve written at greater length about it, but I believe it generally describes the motivations behind a personâs actions. If personality is who you are, this describes why you might do things.
Now, it doesnât encompass every single decisionâin fact you might have many motivations. But these loyalties describe the first inclination you have in a moment of stress. More than one of these might apply, but what is most important will win out in the end.
Gryffindors are loyal to broad ideas/principles
Ravenclaws are loyal to specific ideas/principles
Hufflepuffs are loyal to groups of people
Slytherins are loyal to specific people
Itâs all about what you would sacrifice. If your ideas come before or after people. If youâd protect the individual you love (Slytherin) or the group as a whole (Hufflepuff). If you see principles as black and white issues (Gryffindor) or if you reexamine every situation separately (Ravenclaw.)
Values
Now that we have who you are and why you do things, letâs talk about what you valueâitâs easiest to see this looking at other people.
Each House considers different traits important. Now, these arenât personality traits as much as they are morals and decisions. They describe a personâs actions. Theyâre also acquired traitsâthings that have to be conscious choices and worked upon rather than innate parts of you. (Nouns, not adjectives.)
Gryffindor: chivalry, strength, loyalty, courage, honor
Ravenclaw: creativity, individuality, learning, wisdom, knowledge
Hufflepuff: honesty, hard work, fairness, tolerance, community
Slytherin: ambition, triumph, tradition, cunning, power
Itâs easiest to look for what you like to see in someone else. Are you more impressed with their power or their wisdom? Their goodness or their strength? What set of traits are most appealing to you? Which do you find yourself working to have?
Desires
This one is concerned with who you want to be. Because weâre all human, weâre not finished products. Youâre probably not who youâd like to be completely. Especially not at age eleven when Hogwarts students are sorted. Think about Nevilleâno one understood why he was a Gryffindor until the end. The sorting looks at your potential for the futureâthe sort of person you could be and the sort of person youâd like to be.
These are pretty much the values of each house as adjectives, but thereâs some variationâtheyâre goals, not traits. Iâve also included the ideal sort of death for each House because everyone has to go sometime, and each House would prefer to be someone different in the end.
Gryffindor: brave, chivalrous, loyal, honorableâdie heroically, having fought for what is right
Ravenclaw: wise, excellent, uniquely individual, accomplishedâdie having mastered an area of expertise
Hufflepuff: good, loved, dependable, justâdie happy, having served and loved
Slytherin: great, powerful, successful, eliteâdie old, having achieved goals
Company
Itâs this area that decides last. If there isnât a clear winner so far, you should look here for guidance. If you think about the type of people and the atmosphere of each House, which would you be happiest in? For instance, Hermione matches Ravenclaw in a lot of ways, but she wouldnât have been happy in the competitive academic environment. You might match Hufflepuff and Gryffindor and then choose Gryffindor because you like having the influence of bravery and nobility around you.
The sorting doesnât just tell you about who you are. It places you in a community. Which means you also have to consider what sort of community is best for you. What influence do you want? What side-effects are there of having these people grouped together?
Are you too individual for community based Hufflepuff and should thus be a Ravenclaw? Are you too sneaky for noble Gryffindor and should be a Slytherin? Do you have traits that would be scorned in a House? If yes, then you wouldnât be happy there.
Where would you be happy and accepted?
Mine bolded and italicized.
Based on personal experiences, definitely Slytherin. Iâd be miserable in a Hufflepuff community.
Wow, this is the most comprehensive sorting method Iâve seen. Seems like Iâm Slytherin with very strong Gryffindor and Ravenclaw tendencies.
Running this as a Sorting quiz is an interesting concept (borrowed from Fradine - I un-bolded hers and re-bolded mine.)Â
For me, I think that this quiz would place me Ravenclaw > Hufflepuff > Slytherin > Gryffindor for values, Ravenclaw/Slytherin for loyalties, Ravenclaw > Hufflepuff > Gryffindor > Slytherin for values, and Hufflepuff/Ravenclaw/Slytherin for goals (because my goals would be to die loved and having accomplished the creation of something I loved.)
Itâs interesting, because Gryffindor tends to come up second-most-often of my Houses on Pottermore and in stamping communities (the exception being the Personality Lab quiz, which tends to place Hufflepuff in second for me), so Iâm not sure if perhaps thereâs an aspect here thatâs missing despite the comprehensiveness of the quiz? (I do think the lack of âdetermined, resourcefulâ under Gryffindor and the de-emphasis of the individuality axis where Gryff/Claw are Houses of individualism and Slyth/Puff are Houses of community probably tips this away from Gryff for me - also, chivalry probably deserves a discussion of what that actually means, because in terms of standing up for people who both want and need help, thatâs something I can support, versus the more feudal definitions of the term.) And I do think that there are aspects that are important - that fifth area is important, since I think the group/communal aspect of Hufflepuff could definitely get too stifling/while I like Hufflepuff tolerance, hard work, etc., Hufflepuff patience and the emphasis on groups versus the individual are both things that Iâm emphatically not.
In broader terms, I am going to talk a little about some things I didnât notice until I went through this in-depth.
For Gryffindor, Iâd disagree with placing loyalty under the Gryffindor category at all - I know that loyalty-as-Gryffindor is something argued by a large part of the fandom, but itâs not something I agree with. Loyalty should be Hufflepuff; Slytherins and Gryffindors and Ravenclaws can all be loyal, but Hufflepuff is the House to specifically value loyalty and select its students based on their possession of that quality.Â
For Ravenclaw, Iâd disagree with placing snobbishness/condescending under Ravenclaw (canon is hugely mixed here - Luna points to this not being a Claw trait, while I think the only canonical thing I can think of is the Ravenclaw Welcome Letterâs âHufflepuffs are nice peopleâ/Slytherin remark about them being swots, butâŠI could see Ravenclaws being more know-it-all or some Claws having a sort of elitism that cares primarily about book-smarts. Or, in looking at the creative side of Ravenclaw, I could see the tendency to have oneâs head in the clouds/absent-mindedness or the tendency to be over-involved in books/oneâs own interests versus real life to be a negative trait - itâs harder to come up with a snappy one-word definition of any of those things, outside of absent-minded or perhaps unrealistic, but Iâd think those fit the negative side of Ravenclaw more than snobbish.*
For Hufflepuff, Hufflepuffs are very often described as âkindâ or âthe nice onesâ by fandom, but the books donât have any such description - Puffs are good, but good is not necessarily nice. (FWIW, I do think that JKRâs conception of the House would have them as kind, but I also think that some of JKRâs conceptions necessarily have to be discarded for any fandom construction of the Houses, since they set Gryffindor on a pedestal and also tend to place the Houses on a morality scale - the recent graphicset showing the Founders as Lawful Good, Chaotic Good, True Neutral, and Neutral Evil is about right in terms of what we get from JKRâs interviews, but the Houses and their traits should be morally neutral, on an equal level with one another.) In addition, âniceâ or âkindâ is too often used to dismiss the House - see how Ravenclawâs Welcome Letterâs âwell, no one can say theyâre not nice peopleâ is taken as condescension.) To say someoneâs nice is often to damn with faint praise, and a lot of the time that gets used as a way to dismiss Hufflepuff. (Not that I think it was the intent here - but I do think that casual fandom often takes it this way, the âwell, theyâre nice,â âthe leftovers,â etc. Part of that is because Hufflepuff is supposed to be the morally best House in canon but Gryffindor ends up the House of heroes, leaving Hufflepuff to be cannon fodder/background/âwell, theyâre niceâ via unfortunate implications.) Hufflepuff is the House of fundamental human decency - of hard work, equality, fair play, justice, and a simple life where being loved is the highest goal - but idk that Iâd say being personally nice is an attribute Iâd put on there on the same level as fairness, trustworthiness, or the rest.Â
For Slytherin, I should note that determined (and resourceful, which doesnât make an appearance on the list but possibly should?) are overlap traits between Gryffindor and Slytherin, as pointed out by Dumbledore in CoS - if youâre going to repeat traits between any two Houses, it should probably be those, not the loyalty that youâve split Gryff/Puff.Â
*(If you were going to ascribe snobbishness to any House, I think thereâs more canonical evidence for Slytherin - but that would be based largely off of blood-purity attitudes/Dracoâs sentiments, which I would think that any fanon Sorting would want to disregard in the attempt to construct a Slytherin House for fandom, where the blood purity aspects donât factor in and the House itself is morally neutral, as opposed to the canonical/authorial-intent Slytherin. For Slytherin, elitist might fit better, if you were looking for a negative descriptor - the idea that Slytherins are those chosen for greatness and everyone else is not would be something I could accept.)Â
I do very much like that this analysis separates the traits you have and the traits you value/admire - those are both important and need to be taken separately, so itâs nice to see a Sorting meta that splits them up.Â
This is actually an amazing addition to this meta.
My intention of writing it though was not to give a comprehensive list of of traits, but rather example to illustrate the five areas. So while the examples might not be comprehensive, I believe that the five facets of sorting are.
I also like the idea of using this as a sorting test, and would be definitely interested in help coming up with a better list of traits to help decide each area. Perhaps posting without completely thinking those through wasnât the best idea.
The idea is that if you only look at some or one of these areas, you canât fully sort someone because youâve missed part of them.
Actually going on that idea, you could even go as far to say that these are the five areas that make up a person. (But that might be a topic for further discussion elsewhere.)
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important things to remember
imaging people as complex, nuanced individuals instead of one-dimensional heroes/villains is the best way to understand them.
interrogating a story and examining it from multiple perspectives also allows you to see the situation/people involved more complexly.
people can do terrible things with good intentions, just as people can do good things with terrible intentions. intentions donât change actions, but they change people.
mercy is not dead.
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