Don't Be Rude, Child

A nine foot being smiles down at you. He resembles a clown- yet upon closer inspection that is no makeup- it is in fact the color of his skin. He is far from a clown. What is he? Who is he? He is far from natural yet it feels as if he bears no ill will...

[far-from-a-clown]

Mun: *Wants to rp*

Lemony: Child go do your artwork.

Mun: *Sulks off*

[brilliant-unknown-author]

"You know, you have really bad morning breath." Says extremely casually.

“E-Exuuuuuse you?!” 

[far-from-a-clown]

“ Excuse you, you’re the one with the bad breath. Here.” he holds out a triangle shaped breath mint.

[far-from-a-clown]

rex-paradoxum started following you

“ Black or Green? “

[ta-archiveee-deactivated2021051]

An old familiar figure stood in the corner of her room in the dark, the only light and evidence of his presence being the sweet smell of his vanilla cigar and the evident light from it every time he inhaled- arms folded behind him as he watched Taiki casually- if it was anything but.

Being interrupted from her sleep, or a restless slumber she was deciding if having nightmares every night was a normal thing, was a task that was not hard at all. Though smells couldn’t entirely wake her up, though it did stir her husky awake who was laying at the end on the bed while covering Taiki’s long legs. 

The husky slowly rose her head to smell out the completely random smell, thus detecting an uninvited visitor in the room. She did what any good dog would do and started to growl while barking. 

Taiki groaned as her eyes were having a hard time opening up.

[ta-archiveee-deactivated2021051]

The dim light lamp light flickered on as the sniper clicked the switch, looking up at the demon with wide eyes. ‘Damn he is huge’ thought probably the tallest woman in the entire contry. 

She started making the initiative to rise from her bed while keeping her eyes on his. "You may have an odd idea of checking in on people."

[far-from-a-clown]

“In your mind, perhaps.” he said with a grin.

Whether there was an empty chair in the room or not, he now sat in one- a wooden one. It looked like it was just pulled out of an attic. He sat there, legs folding as he smoked his cigar, seemingly enjoying himself. “Sooo then, hows this little miss been doing? Its been a while since that jail incident-” he turns sideways in the chair, crossed legs swinging over the arm and his head tilting back as he leaned on the other arm.

 “-I hope nobody has been giving you trouuubleee about that. Hmn? I’m sure I got everyone when we left the place.” he pondered that last bit aloud, looking up in thought as he inhaled his cigar again.

[far-from-a-clown]

(Lemony you attention whore, and yay :D)

[[ehehe

[ta-archiveee-deactivated2021051]

An old familiar figure stood in the corner of her room in the dark, the only light and evidence of his presence being the sweet smell of his vanilla cigar and the evident light from it every time he inhaled- arms folded behind him as he watched Taiki casually- if it was anything but.

Being interrupted from her sleep, or a restless slumber she was deciding if having nightmares every night was a normal thing, was a task that was not hard at all. Though smells couldn’t entirely wake her up, though it did stir her husky awake who was laying at the end on the bed while covering Taiki’s long legs. 

The husky slowly rose her head to smell out the completely random smell, thus detecting an uninvited visitor in the room. She did what any good dog would do and started to growl while barking. 

Taiki groaned as her eyes were having a hard time opening up.

[ta-archiveee-deactivated2021051]

With a whine, Hana suddenly fell back into a slumber while resting her head. Taiki took away her hand in a bit of a panic, looking back up at the cigarette in the darkness. Taking a long time to stare before saying anything else. “I could not forget, even if I tried.” Taiki was saying all of this in a deep tone, moving her blanket aside while reaching over the the lamp light. “I assume this is the time?”

[far-from-a-clown]

"The time for? OH! Ohoohoo- that thing!”

He did a weird little chuckle, a hand going over his eyes. He quieted and did another intake of his cigar- voice going low “Mnn, maybe-maybe not. I won’t say. What if I just wanted to see how my little client was doing? Is it wrong for the contractor to be friendly towards their client?” he grinned as he spoke, smoke wafting out.

[ta-archiveee-deactivated2021051]

An old familiar figure stood in the corner of her room in the dark, the only light and evidence of his presence being the sweet smell of his vanilla cigar and the evident light from it every time he inhaled- arms folded behind him as he watched Taiki casually- if it was anything but.

Being interrupted from her sleep, or a restless slumber she was deciding if having nightmares every night was a normal thing, was a task that was not hard at all. Though smells couldn’t entirely wake her up, though it did stir her husky awake who was laying at the end on the bed while covering Taiki’s long legs. 

The husky slowly rose her head to smell out the completely random smell, thus detecting an uninvited visitor in the room. She did what any good dog would do and started to growl while barking. 

Taiki groaned as her eyes were having a hard time opening up.

[ta-archiveee-deactivated2021051]

“Ittai nani ga?”

Grammed whispers came out of the snipers mouth as her eyes were re-adjusting into the darkness, noticing that her dog was no longer barking but growling suspiciously. Her senses were filled with that disgustingly sweet smell of smoke. Her mind tried to put together what was happening in her tired state, but her heart was able to wake her up in alarm as she came to recognise that voice.

It was him.

She started to rise her back immediately from the bed with her eyes opened wide as she tried to calm down her dog with strokes.

“L-lemony?”

[far-from-a-clown]

A low chuckle came from the larger being, head to the ceiling though it was obvious this was not his original size.

“I am surprised you remember me. Then again- who doesn't.” his grin stayed though it became unseen as his cigars light disappeared- the Vanilla scent being blown from his nose and lips in her dogs direction- the smoke having a sedative type effect.

[ta-archiveee-deactivated2021051]

An old familiar figure stood in the corner of her room in the dark, the only light and evidence of his presence being the sweet smell of his vanilla cigar and the evident light from it every time he inhaled- arms folded behind him as he watched Taiki casually- if it was anything but.

Being interrupted from her sleep, or a restless slumber she was deciding if having nightmares every night was a normal thing, was a task that was not hard at all. Though smells couldn’t entirely wake her up, though it did stir her husky awake who was laying at the end on the bed while covering Taiki’s long legs. 

The husky slowly rose her head to smell out the completely random smell, thus detecting an uninvited visitor in the room. She did what any good dog would do and started to growl while barking. 

Taiki groaned as her eyes were having a hard time opening up.

[far-from-a-clown]

“Oh hush.” 

He gestured with his cigarette to the dog as he issued it the command. He moved closer to the bed, inhaling more of his cigar the light showed a small portion of his face- specifically the left side of his nose and some reflection on his eye. He grinned, lit up cigar showing off his yellow teeth even moreso as he watched her try to wake up.

“Oh come now, your nightmares cannot be that bad- at least not as bad as the ones I can give.”

[far-from-a-clown]

[fagreste-archive-deactivated201]

roleplaying psa

[far-from-a-clown]

Dear RP partner,

                       I’m sorry I take 2837897845748 years to respond.

                                                                                                                Love, the Mun

[far-from-a-clown]

{ Going on the down low- Christmas and all- also an old game of mine sucked me back into its clutches- AFTER a 2 year break. 

" EXCUSE ME BUT I HAVE A SOCIAL LIFE TO KEEP UP! "

{ EY do you want you Christmas gifts mister?!

" ...Yes. "

{ Then shut up!

Grumbling.

[faescafe]

[faescafe]

Her first instinct was to protect the boy, but the jar flying and smashing against the wall shocked her. She watched the poor soul hit the ceiling like a bird that was trapped inside a house. “Be careful…” She was afraid the boy was going to cut himself until he started crawling on the wall.

When the man addressed her the hairs stood on the back of her neck. She looked back at Lemony. He was weak, and couldn’t fight off this man, but if she stayed and decided to go after something worse could happen.

[far-from-a-clown]

The boy ran about the ceiling for a bit before a snap of his teeth was heard- him snatching up the soul in his mouth. It looked like he didn't swallow it. He jumped down form the ceiling and landed on the floor, bounding over to where there were and stood near Fae- cheeks a bit puffed out from the thing in his mouth.

The man looked to his son then to Fae, expression strained as he tried to keep the charming smile on his face. " I won't ask again, miss. " he half growled. His son frowned, spitting the soul out in the direction of his dad- it ricocheting off of his cheek and going to bound around the room again. He reacted angrily, spitting out a yell. " ROOM- NOW! " he pointed at the door. The boy grumbled- darting out. " Uncle Purple- keep safe! " he said to Fae as he ran out. It was clear he didn't want to mess with his father any further. His look went from the door back to Fae, an expectant look in his red angered eyes.

[fraulinekritzkrieg]

Tried drawing Lemony, sadly I can’t seem to convert him to my style, but I tried. Lemony belongs to far-from-a-clown

[far-from-a-clown]

{ Well he definitely looks more human in this hahaha, i love it! 

" I still look fabulous, thank you my dear~! "

[brilliant-unknown-author]

The man jumped back at the stranger’s reaction like a frightened child, dodging the lit cigar that came flying at him and flailing his arms in a moment of panic.

"…I-Incessantly." The reply cracked out his throat as he held his odd little defensive stance. 

"H-he one had me awake for a week straight…worst week of my life…"

[far-from-a-clown]

" Hmn. " he tugged on his goatee again in thought then looked to him. " Perhaps I can be of assistance? I mean, no deals or anything- since I take it you'e had enough of those. " he gave a cheerful chuckle. " But I mean- talking to him? I'm sure I could reason with him. After all I've never heard of him- and he's never heard of me- so that' a good thing. I already know how to approach him thanks to what you've told me. " he tilted his head, cigar on the ground coming back to his lips with a motion of his fingers.

[faescafe]

[faescafe]

"Lemony please…" She took the jar and forced it into his hands. "I don’t care about getting home…you just need to get better…"

The door slamming made her gasp. She couldn’t help but glare at the man. She knew he had something to do with those two demons. When he turned his attention to Lemony she couldn’t help but position herself in a protective way, guarding Lemony from the man.

[far-from-a-clown]

The host noticed how defensive Fae got, eyebrows raising at it before a grin appeared on his face. " Ohnooo, don't tell me he got attached again. You'll surely be the death of him th- " he looked over, seeing the jar in his hands. He glared at it then to his son who bared his teeth at him. " Son, what did I TELL YOU?! " he yelled , no action needed from him as the jar went flying across the room out of Lemonys hands.

The boy squeaked nervously before seeing the jar fly, immediately going after it even when it smashed against the wall on the other side of the room- the soul going up and flying crazily about the ceiling. He weirdly crawled up the wall and ran about the ceiling trying to catch it.

The hosts attention to went back to Lemony- then to Fae. He gave a forced smile- as if he was trying to be charming. " Listeenn, doll- sorry about what happened back there but aahh listen- we're demons and- it was sort of his fault forr bringing you here. So- how about you ah- step outside for a minute. Me and Lemony need to have a private chat. " he tilted his head, still smiling.

[far-from-a-clown]

{ sleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep

[faescafe]

It worried her how weak he seemed. “Lemony…” She helped him to the chaise to sit down. “Please don’t strain yourself…I don’t want anything to happen to you.” 

She looked from Lemony to the little boy. Sighing she turned to Lemony. “is there any other way to restore your energy?” 

[far-from-a-clown]

Lemony shook his head slowly, head moving to the side as he rested. The boy pushed the jar with the soul in it towards her then leaning up to whisper again. " He needs- eat-" he shook the jar- a few grunts coming from the thing inside of it. The boy frowned, clearly becoming annoyed that he couldn't get his point across from his lack of proper English. 

Suddenly a door slam was heard, it was the door into the room slamming against the wall. The host stood in the doorway- his mask off. He was clearly angry. " LEMONY- WHY IS THERE A MESS IN MY GA---oh hello there! " just like that he switched back to his normal friendly self as he strolled over. He clicked his toungue. " Ooohh, he doesn't look too good. "