lobotomize me cap'n

[syn4k]

"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s

[joyflameball]

[hiveswap]

Heartbreaking: the worst type of person you know made an excellent point

[yb-cringe]

[lettuce-tv]

don't go into the humanities because they're unprofitable and don't go into stem cuz its getting torn apart right now and don't go into buisness because it's competetive and speculative and don't go into education because it pays like shit. Just lay on thr ground. Just lay on the ground.

[segamascott]

[dogpuppy]

[fuckyeahmarxismleninism]

Happy birthday to Lyudmila Pavlichenko (born July 12, 1916), Soviet sniper in World War II, with 309 confirmed kills.

A true role model for today.

[venusswasaboy]

I quote this and laugh to myself very, very often.

[danielkanhai]

i hate when apps know that i’m screenshotting something. when i screenshot something, that’s me acting outside your realm of understanding, app. i am beyond what you consider the observable universe. you’re not supposed to perceive me. we don’t know when god screenshots the earth. we don’t know when he’s like, “okay i’m just gonna take a pic in case i ever want to add dinosaurs back to something later and don’t remember how.” and if we did, we wouldn’t act all smug about it like, “hey, you wanna share that post? you could just click here to share it.” no, man. you didn’t catch me. i screenshotted this for my own reasons. what’s next? i can’t take a photo of my computer screen with my phone out of laziness without being shamed by the printer i don’t own?

[freakoutgirl]

"all you ever do is complain" that's not true. I also resent.

[freakoutgirl]

and love..........

[bgm05]

the reason usa birth rates going down is because we have a whole generation of women whose sexual awakening was Sans undertale and none of the men want to wear jorts and drink ketchup and go Er er er

[renousim]

give me your most controversial music opinion

[empathviv]

the beatles were one ugly guy moving really fast

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

such is the extraordinary power of the elf stones

[intactics]

"rickrolling is mean" rickrolling is the gentle, kind, prosocial descendant of what we used to do on the internet, which was putting a redirect to goatse in every possible misspelling of a url

[villainessbian]

from prolapsed to prosocial

[innerchildabortionclinic]

❔

[innerchildabortionclinic]

tornado spawn point

[junewild]

i think the scientology speedrunners should start visiting the hospital mitch mcconnell is supposed to be in. i think it would be enriching for them

[toyota-supra]

you're in a girl's room and she's weird

[lab-practicum]

what do you do?

>Ask her about the Plushies on her Bed

>Make out Sloppy Style

[yourtongzhihazel]

[lakesandquarries]

[dogpuppy]

[thememedaddy]