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pop pop muhfucca

turing-tested

one of my biggest fears is that one day I will be standing in front of a microwave waiting for my hot pocket to heat up and my microwave will suddenly explode, impaling me instantly with shrapnel

turing-tested

apparently this is more relatable than I thought holy shit

turing-tested

modern brain: hehe warm food medieval brain: magic hot box will kill me if i dont kill it first

phaxes

via weheartit

flavoracle

I rarely criticize my wife, but when I do, it’s spoken directly to her, in private, and with love.

I don’t speak negatively about my wife to other people. Not because she’s perfect (which is an impossible and unfair standard) but because she deserves a husband she can trust. To say anything about my wife that I wouldn’t say to her face, would be a betrayal of that trust.

I never want her to spend a single moment worrying about the way I talk about her when she’s not around.

smallmight-72

A little louder

flavoracle

I RARELY CRITICIZE MY WIFE, BUT WHEN I DO, IT’S SPOKEN DIRECTLY TO HER, IN PRIVATE, AND WITH LOVE.

I DON’T SPEAK NEGATIVELY ABOUT MY WIFE TO OTHER PEOPLE. NOT BECAUSE SHE’S PERFECT (WHICH IS AN IMPOSSIBLE AND UNFAIR STANDARD) BUT BECAUSE SHE DESERVES A HUSBAND SHE CAN TRUST. TO SAY ANYTHING ABOUT MY WIFE THAT I WOULDN’T SAY TO HER FACE, WOULD BE A BETRAYAL OF THAT TRUST.

I NEVER WANT HER TO SPEND A SINGLE MOMENT WORRYING ABOUT THE WAY I TALK ABOUT HER WHEN SHE’S NOT AROUND.

(is that loud enough?)

littlewitchlingrowan

Yes. Thank you.

eclecticpandas

“The difference between a flower and a weed is a judgement.”

— Unknown

i-wrotethisforme

We liked different music but the same movies. You ate the chocolate side of the cookie I never wanted even though you didn’t like it either. You were late to dinner on our anniversary and I never let you live it down. You were always hot and I was always cold and I hated the way you did your hair on the weekend. We had fun but when we weren’t having fun we were fighting. I’m lucky I met you and I’m lucky I left you.