what were the norse gods like when drunk, you ask?
Odin: *steals Friggās wallet and dumps out a bunch of money* Iļø GOT COINS FOR MY BITCHESSSSSSSS
Frigg: *loUD SOBBING* SOMETIMES PEOPLE JUST DONāT APPRECIATE HOW MUCH Iļø DO FOR ALL OF MY HUSBANDāS CHILDRENā
Loki: look, dude, i canāt explain what happened. i ordered a drink, his finger touched mine accidentally and suddenly i was riding him. thatās just how life is.
Heimdallr: *chugs alcohol through Gjallrhorn*
Skadi: did??? did i not say vodka on the ROCKS? *stabs bartender* whatād we learn?
Njord: bitCH GON STEP ON MY FOOT,, MY P E R F E C T L Y P E R F E C T FOOT,, *pulls out axe* HOE BETTER WATCH YOURSELF
Thor: *singing a duet with Loki on karaoke* Iļø *hiC* bLESS THE RAINS DOWN IN *inhales* AAAAAFFFFRRRIICAAAAAAA
Sigyn: *listening to Frigg ramble about her kids and Odin* ur too good for him, boo, dump him hon
Freyja: *rides chariot of cats into building* Iļø HEARD WHAT YOU CALLED ME LAST WEEK, SQUARE UP J A N I C E
Freyr: Iām the god of peaceā¦ peasā¦. peesā¦. beesā¦ Iām the god of bees guys
Hel: *drinks alcohol* *half of it falls through* well fuck this
Balder: oh no, i donāt drink. *loki throws shotglass at forehead*
Ran: if these bitches think they can touch my purse, just because iām as turnt as Sifās wig,,, yāallāre surely mistaken
Tyr: dudeā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦.. when did i likeā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ lose my handā¦ā¦ā¦. weird brah
Sif: *steals microphone from Thor* BALDERāS HOTTER THAN YOU AND WE ALL KNOW IT *headbangs*
Bragi: CYNTHIA. CYN-THI-UUUH. JESUS DIED FOR OUR CYN-THI-UHSā ((bonus if you get the reference))
Forseti: Iļø OBJECT *someone yells āitās not even a courtroomā* I OBJECT
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