My name is Jean-Paul and I like men @farmer-jean-paul - Tumblr Blog

Nice to meet you my name is Jean-Paul.

Evident by the blog name, I like men. Contrary to the URL, I'm not a farmer in real life. I named it that because originally I was gonna rp as my stardew farmer. That didn't happen, but the URL stuck.

I originally intended to have a website to host my about me, but I'm too lazy to finish it. https://jean-paul.neocities.org/about.html

Stuff about me

This blog is general purpose but I mostly do gaming, fandom, and looking respectfully at men (yep, I'm gay)

I like speedruns, I like to brag that I am one of two people ever to complete a run of Tactical Breach Wizards.

I draw as a hobby. Because I'm gay, it's all about men and beards.

I'm an engineering student. I'm studying to be an environmental engineering technician, focusing on water infrastructure. I'm also torturing myself with a minor in chemistry. (Though now looking at job prospects, I wish I studied to be a himbo instead of an engineer.)

I like computer stuff until annoys me. I daily drive Arch Linux (decision I made in late 2023), and really wish I didn't! But it's too late to migrate all my data now!!

Go away (I will block) if...

You're a fascist (like a Zionist or a Nazi).

You're a transphobe.

You project rape or incest fantasies onto the non-consenting.

You're a pedophile.

You use generative AI to replace creativity or critical thinking.

You are way too vocal about discourse topics and not much else (for example, fandom/shipping wars).

Tagging

#farmer jean paul points to most artwork and text related to my sona, the face of this account.

Various media or games I talk about get their own tag. This is self-explanatory.

#tbwsr stands for "Tactical Breach Wizards Speedrun" and is used so I don't flood the main tag, because it is such a small fandom.

This blog is meant to be relatively safe for work, but will sometimes get suggestive. I used to be good with tagging such stuff as #inappropriate, but not much anymore. Extremely spicy stuff will ALWAYS be banished to my side blog [18+] jean-pauls-beard-stash

Half-baked attempts at humor will be tagged #where's the punchline if you need a half-full laugh from my half-empty glass of jokes.

Exceptionally sardonic posts will be tagged #rage bait. I want to let out my sarcasm sometimes (especially with regards to my computing opinions), but I don't want to start fights over it.

#introduction #tags to click for ease of access →#stardew valley #tactical breach wizards #tbwsr #barotrauma #farmer jean paul #speedrun

My blanket has my pheromones on it which makes it really comforting and grounding to have on me.

Arch users are full of shit w.r.t the AUR and the significant malware incident as of recently. "vErIfY tHe PkGbUiLd" they say, without telling you what to look for that could be fishy. Quit being so pretentious and condescending.

I don't have the time to verify all my PKGBUILDs because I have more of a life than ever before, so I removed a vast majority of my AUR packages and found Flatpak (don't kill me) or AppImage alternatives.

#arch linux #aur #malware #linuxposting

I'm not scared of looking up dubious shit like drug interactions and violent or deadly stuff even though google often shows me hotlines and the AI overview is like "Sorry, I can't help you with that.", BUT I am scared of looking up suggestive stuff like men's armpits and swim briefs. Because then google knows I'm a perv.

The sex bots are back. Fuck off.

I cleaned the in between my keys in my keyboard, and MAN there are lots of beard hairs.

Why'd you leave the ketchup on the table?

#every time chop suey comes on the radio i mishear it that way

were--ralph

Find lim x → ∞ { (2x² - x + 3)/(3x² - 5) }

The limit does not exist

#nerd emoji erm actually its 2/3

Fecalbook update: It WILL be staying online at home, even while I move to university. I can't port forward stuff like Nextcloud or Jellyfin, but I will have a Windows 10 VM constantly up with RustDesk, so I can access it and administrate the fecalbook anywhere. I am using all 16GB of that RAM I got for a grand total of $20 several years ago!!!!!!!!!

#self hosted #fecalbook

I'm excited to see how my (actually) waterproof boots hold up for my Surveying class. Because it will involve field trips :)

I fear becoming a caffeine addict. Not because christian nonsense but because I don't want to piss like all my water out until I'm 2% water. Like a raisin.

I need my own property eventually so I can have a garden. It would be 60% garden gnomes.

Isn't yaoi and bara a nice artistic exercise in taking knowledge about anatomy, and exaggerating certain features accordingly? E.g. bara tiddies, yaoi hands?

Instead of using PayPal you should use your gay pal to make sure your money goes from point a to point b.