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26/fluid sideblog just here to be gross.

[secretlygross]

I just did the most desperate and embarrasing and risky thing ever... My roommate loves to take forever in the bathroom and this time my body just couldn't take it anymore... And I didn't wanna just dump on the floor or in my clothes... So... So I grabbed a trashbag and took a fat thick shit in the communal laundryroom for the whole building 🫣 My tummy feels so much better now but my legs feel like jelly oml

Im so glad someone has a random pair of clothes in one of the cubbies though, it was a perfect emergency wipe so I woudln't get stains on the way back to my apartment... I'm so glad it was in the dead of night or I wasn't sure what I'd do -🍐

oh 😳 desperate times and desperate measures right? not a fan of using other people's things irl but I'm glad you got some relief!

[secretlygross]

any thoughts on itching kink stuff in relation to slobiness?? like I love when someone has a really itchy crotch that needs scratching so bad bc they haven’t washed down there, or an itchy asshole bc they don’t wipe

I love it, so so much. I should talk about it more. dragging their nails through a thick bush to scratch at the itch from their lack of wiping? rubbing their underwear over their dirty asshole to rid themselves of the annoying crusty sensation? waiting until they have a moment alone to shove their hands in their pants and go to town, getting into a half squat and tilting their hips in all directions to really get it all? 🥵

also underrated: using furniture and objects to get at an itch, especially from laziness or because they think it's more subtle. a table corner. a towel. the edge of a mattress or couch cushion. one of those back scratchers. a pen they're using. anything really, so long as they get that relief from their itchy, dirty crotch 🥴😵‍💫

[fartymule]

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This is the longest fart I have recorded. It's not recent! I was unreasonably flatulent at work, and this is the monster I let go! Edit: I got it out at home, by the way! Not at work, sorry I should have mentioned that! ^^;

[secretlygross]

i have a soft vanilla feedism blog so i L O V E being able to use your blog as an outlet for all of my *filthier* kinks.

earlier today, i had an absolutely massive and greasy lunch, and i said id save half of it for later, but of course ended up eating the whole thing. then i got right into bed afterwards to allow my stuffed tummy to rest.

not an hour later my guts feel extremely fucking full, all of that food seemed to just rush right through me so quickly. as i stood up to use the bathroom, i let out the longest and wettest burp <3 it was so fucking loud and usually i can tell when one is coming but it completely took me by surprise, just like me urgent need to take a shit.

more and more often my body catches me off guard with a nasty burp or fart as i gain more weight and it’s making me feel so out of control and i’m fucking IN LOVE. and that burp opened the floodgates so now im sitting in the toilet and uncontrollably burping as i type this out~ im about to go have an incredible orgasm to your blog once i’m done

ugh sorry this was so long, i just looove your blog and all the ideas i get from you and your beautiful anons are turning me into a bit of an insatiable perv 😵‍💫😵‍💫

~🍺

goddddd I love toilet burping so much 🥵 something so good about stuffing your belly, then emptying your guts and belching up a storm at the same time 😵‍💫 really hits that slobby streak just right 🤤

hope you had a good time after your toilet trip 🥴

[secretlygross]

hiiii another lurker who hasn't talked before here hehe. i really like your blog and i've been trying to work up the courage to send in my own ask for a while now >w< but something happened yesterday that made me need to.

so my roommate is really gassy right. like REALLY gassy especially when she eats trigger foods. and her farts are literally probably the hottest i've ever heard irl bc they're SO like. bubbly and loud in a specific way that doesn't really have a word. like they sound like a balloon deflating really loud usually. but really deep and low especially when she's on the couch.

they also generally STINK. (again especially when she eats trigger foods - scary!!!) and she used to be really bashful about it but like. when you live with someone you live with someone and so she kind of has just stopped caring about farting around me. she's not ALWAYS gassy but sometimes she's a nostril destroying fart machine i swear 😵‍💫😵‍💫. and it makes me go insane but she has no clue she's like a roommate from heaven for me.

ANYWAY so yesterday we were watching tv and she got up to use the bathroom. and as she was leaving the room she farted. and like. lowkey ok the side of the couch i was sitting on was right next to the hall so it was actually kind of like. close to my head. and it didn't sound anything like her usual ones, it was like a quiet puumffff... sort of sound. and then like within 15 seconds it hit me and i was DYING bc it was SO BAD. and it was SO HOT at the same time so i was dying in a totally different way 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫ldjfkgdljkfg. and she blows up the bathroom for a while and she comes out. and i swear to you this woman FINALLY SMELLS THE AIR out here and goes like "ooh, sorry about that fart" like GIRL you have no clue the half of what you just put me through dfkghjdfkgjhdfglhj...

anyway so how to tell roommate that i kind of want her to eat parmesan garlic pringles and fart on my face and laugh at me for flinching away but i think i might die before i ever have the courage to tell her anything like that hey wait this isn't google >vvvvvv<

(could i be 🎨 anon?)

hooooly shit I would not survive a roommate like that 😳😩 your description of the sound sounds like my ideal farts, especially into the couch cushions 🥴🥴

but damn, the way she noxiously farted basically in your face and didn't even notice 👀 a shame you probably can't ask her to do it again, but I wish that reality for you anon 🙏🙏

[ellaeats]

I got a little gassy while I was eating my second burger for this weeks google drive challenge 🤤 you’re welcome

[gassyfatchicks]

amazing! we love a burp/fart combo!😍

[fairychub]

forgot how much i love this video…

[fairychub]

tfw when your stomach hurts and you fart and it smells different. grosser. that’s when you know you’re in for one hell of a night

[secretlygross]

does anyone have a tutorial about getting more sloppy or not caring so much about being neat and polite? like, i want to be able to burp and fart around others, i want to eat without worrying about making a mess (cuz i ALWAYS do, i always end up with food/drink on my clothes), i want to dress bummy and not GAF. i give way too much of a fuck 😭😭😭😭😭 fr need advice 🙏🙏🙏

first of all, that's so hot of you 😳

second of all, I think that's such a great starting point to get more and more shameless 👀 because I think it's all about priority, right? you don't want to be uncomfortable with gas while you're working out, so you prioritise your comfort over the opinions of others - as you should! and that goes the same in any other situation too 🙂‍↕️ you could try different places with less visibility to let down your guard so to speak - walking home somewhere and no one's around? maybe let off that gas you've been holding in. eating and making a mess? go for it when you're alone, but maybe also you're in a park and no one's around so who's gonna see if you spill something? doesn't have to be huge leaps to becoming shameless, but over time I think it'll become a lot more natural - it'll probably actually become more tedious to keep up appearances.

if the past few years have taught me anything it's that once you really indulge in prioritising your own comfort, it becomes a lot more annoying to care about conforming to societal norms 😅 like it's been years since I've showered every day, and I'm so used to dressing comfy/wearing the barest of clothes while I'm alone in my room that it's reaaaaally tough to keep up my appearance when I'm just around the house, even around others 😳 not to mention how I stopped caring so much if people could hear me fart through the walls bc what else am I gonna do? hold them in? no way.

other anons are welcome to offer advice!! best of luck 🥰

[secretlygross]

My partner and I feed each other our boogers. She prefers the gooey ones, whereas I like the crispy ones that go down the back. We also make each other smell our farts and comment on the smell.

When she wants to turn me on and we haven't showered recently, she grabs my face and puts it in her groin to smell. The musk of her crotch make me instantly wildly aroused.

If I'm lucky she will even sometimes fart, pushing my head even further down so I have no choice but to enjoy the combination of groin musk and fart.

I hope someone masturbates to this vignette because that will turn us both on and maybe I'll get a faceful of flatulence. 🙏🏻🤤

wow if I wasn't busy today I'd be obsessing over this bc damn 🥴 I adore when couples are so casually gross with each other, enjoying each other's farts and crotch stink and boogers hhh (and the fact that you have preferences for the ones that you like most 🥵) I hope you get a good face fart for this anon 😵‍💫🤤

[secretlygross]

have some alternatives to the toilet for your convenience 🥴

bathroom sink

kitchen sink

wastebins

laundry basket

floor drain

old takeout containers

bucket

indoor pot plants

bathtub

shower

garden bed

hot tub

compost bin

off the edge of the couch

between the bed and the wall

floor of the bedroom closet

in the washing machine

out of a window

in between couch cushions

beneath the desk

a stack of towels

a litter box

corner of any room

the side of the bed you don't sleep on

[secretlygross]

more:

dresser drawers

underneath a rug

footstool

flower vase

the arm of the couch

bathwater while you're in it

swimming pool

through an outdoor lounger

throw pillows

bed pillows

kitchen counter

watering can

empty bottles

garden shed

decorative blanket

dish towel

welcome mat

[gashotbox]

i want to be a designated fart sniffer so bad. not even like anything official, just like, imagine all the girls know when lunch today was a little weird and destroying their guts, that its just sort of wordlessly known that u get bombed w all their nasty gas

so hot. even better if theyre not even especially mean about it — just something unspokenly agreed upon. sitting around in a diner after a night out, and the food isn't sitting right. hell, someone's already ripped one. the pit of dread and heat pooling in your gut as the group’s reactions to their gurgling tummies turn from giggles to expectant looks. some apologetic, some completely nonchalant, others absolutely wicked. it just starts with one of them; a casual "hey, c'mere." as she lifts up one leg and you know your night is over. they don't even have to do anything. your cheeks burn with humiliation as you plant your nose against the damp seat of her panties like their little bitch and she blasts out a wet, splattering fart. her moan is audible. then, its just a bunch of clamouring. "ugh, fuck. bags using them next." "you, bitch? hell no, my stomach is killing me." and you're being passed around your friends underneath the table, nose between their legs in a completely unsexy manner as you huff their nasty, post mexican gas. just a bunch of lithe, jewellery clad hands shoving and manhandling you up their skirts. feet rubbing into your back and pushing you further up someone else's swampy ass as they gossip over the table, letting out the occasional grunt or breathy gasp as they pull their panties aside and push their gassy holes into your mouth. they’re your friends, aren’t they? be a sweet thing and show them how much you love them.

[gashotbox]

smoking weed really loosens up my guts,, i just want to be in someone’s lap, taking bong hits, ripping progressively wetter and louder and beefier farts as i keep smoking bowls. until i cant help but grunt and rub my ass against their lap as its a particularly rough hit and i cant help but rip wet sharts until liquid shit starts to seep through my pants onto the other person <3 -🐾

this having me drooling. fuuckkk having you on my lap.. watching your eyes glaze over as i bounce you on my knee and u blast out fart after fart without a care in the world - high as a kite. the gas getting wetter n wetter.... patch in the back of ur pants growing dark damp n sweaty before a massive sharts start bubbling out your hole and into your underwear. rocking you in my lap as shit burbles up the hem of your bottoms and into my lap. uh huh

[devilcat3d]

tank tops were invented so girls could have easier access to other girls sweaty and hairy armpits

[pillow-priestess]

crop tops were invented so girls could have easier access to other girls sweaty and hairy bellies

[feralpuppygirlvictim]

[doggirl-girlcock]

Yeah but does she LIKE me?

Girl she is cumming to the smell of your pits.

[glitchgirlgasm]

But what if they're just being nice?

[girlstinkgood]

let's make a girl who stinks good

stinky hair

stinky breath

stinky pits

stinky boobs

stinky navel

stinky crotch

stinky ass

stinky feet

Voting ended onMar 13, 2024

[grossanddepressed]

✨We’re 69ing while burping and farting into each others crotches 🤭

[secretlygross]

last night I dreamed about a desk that made whoever sits at it become slobbier. making them belch and fart more, stuff themselves with trigger foods that would spontaneously appear for them, eventually shitting and pissing in their chair 💚 thought you might like that idea... -🧵

oh anon you know me so well 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫 so many possibilities for that... imagine accidentally acquiring one of these desks for your apartment, keeping it in the lounge room for studying, and coming home to see your roommate stuffing their face with food and using their chair as a toilet 🥴 or better yet, imagine an entire office filled with these desks when the place is refurbished, everyone coming in in the morning and settling down at their new desk, the steadily increasing frequency of burps and farts that slowly get deeper and more shameless, the periodic hissing of people wetting themselves with great long sighs, and the grunts of pleasure as they squeeze out their after lunch dump.... hhhhhhhhh 😳