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Reblog if you want a boyfriend with a fart fetish!
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Fucking need a stinky lad! Any UK lads who fart a lot message me!
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I want a fart master badly 🥰
Top Ten Ways to Fart on a Faggot
1. Sit on its Face - Let’s face it, nothing feels better than ripping a long, satisfying fart on a chair, well, unless that chair is your faggots face! Makes a great sound, and feels good to look back with a grin at the helpless seat beneath you haha.
2. Standing Up - Stand proudly, and watch your fag sink to its knees behind you where it belongs. Love doing this, holding the sniffer in place, then lifting up a leg to give it that extra comic effect haha!
3. Lay Down - Good for you if you want to just lay down on your bed and watch tv, and good for the fag, cos it can really bury its face in there to suck up the farts. Still, it does give the sniffer an easy escape if you rip a stinky one, so consider tying it’s face to your ass.
4. Dutch Oven - Who doesn’t love a good dutch oven? Trap that fart fag under your duvet with your noxious fumes, laugh cruelly as it tries to escape. Or just tie it up and leave it under there all night to breathe your night farts.
5. Cocksucking Dutch Oven - This one is great. You put the cocksucker under the duvet, and while it’s mouth is filled with your manhood, blast some farts to fill its nose. If it’s not gagging on your dick it will be gagging from your fumes pretty soon hahaha!
6. Mouth Farts - This is one satisfying and possibly the most humiliating way to fart on a fag. The sound it makes when your gas echoes in it’s throat is priceless. I love getting sniffers to look me in the eye as I do this one to them, haha!
7. Fart Box/Gas Mask - This is the best way to ensure the sniffer doesn’t escape anything, literally it’s entire world will become your ass.
8. Toilet Farts - Probably the most degrading way to use a faggot, make it put it’s head in the toilet or over it, then squat over it to blast it. Let’s the loser really know that to you, he is literally nothing more than a fart receptical.
9. In Public - This one is fun, but only the most pathetic faggots will dare do it. Fart in public, in an elevator, in the woods, in a queue, and watch as the fag tries to discreetly sniff. If he’s really desperate, maybe he’ll even drop to his knees for a quick sniff haha!
10. Fart Party! - Not done this one myself, but would love to try. Get a few lads round, have a fag or two, and use them as your fart recepticals all night long. Have farting contests with them as the judges, use them as seats, and dutch oven them with your beer farts when you go to bed hahaha!
OMG! Please sir, fart on my in all of these ways please!!!
I need a master
Let’s get wet
Leon and Euan had made a bet as to who would win the league, Leon’s team, or Euans. Whoever lost would have to be the winners servant for 24 hours, and do whatever they said. That person would have to wear a uniform chosen by the winner, go where the winner wanted to go, and perform any tasks asked of them. They both knew that the looser would face a lot of humiliation. But both guys were cocky and arrogant and sure that they would be the one humiliating the other. They had even traded some naked pictures as blackmail so the other couldn’t back out.
They taunted each other for weeks, as the league went on.
“I can’t wait to have you as my bitch at my feet.”
“You’ll be begging for mercy when I’m in charge.”
“I can’t wait to hear you call me master.”
Those were just some of the taunts they threw at each other. Both boys were so confident that their team would win, and it was neck and neck right up until the end. So you can imagine how shocked and disappointed Euan was when Leon’s team emerged victorious. Leon on the other hand was thrilled. Absolutely thrilled, he was going to enjoy totally degrading and humiliating his new bitch.
The first thing Leon made Euan do was sleep over at his house, as his parents were in Portugal and he had the place to himself.
“Your service will start when we wake up tomorrow, I expect you to be kneeling at the foot of my bed, with my breakfast made.”
That was Leon’s first order and he smugly grinned giving it. While Euan sighed heavily as he went to his bed dreading the next day. And he was right to dread it.
Leon had went for a massive workout before bed, and hadn’t showered, so it was safe to say he smelled a bit ripe. Euan definetley noticed it when he went in the next morning. He placed breakfast on a tray next to Leon and knelt at the foot of his bed as his alarm went off waking him. Leon sat up as a shit eating grin spread across his face.
“Right, first things first, your new uniform’s on the desk” Laughed Leon as Euan walked over to see a pair of pink panties that tied at the sides and a pink baseball cap.
“Aww, c’mon man, you can’t be serious.” Whined Euan. “I’ll look like a total little faggy bitch!” He looked at Leon with pleading eyes.
Leon just continued to smile and said “Well, for today you are my little faggy bitch, so it’s appropriate!” Euan just blushed red with embarrassment and looked down. “Now hurry up and get dressed, then pass me my breakfast, and you can lick my feet while I eat!”
Euan was pissed, but he had no choice. He just tried to turn off his brain and follow the orders. He handed Leon the tray and knelt at the bottom of his bed, pulling back the covers off his feet.
He retched and gagged at the smell. Leon’s feet smelt like old cheese and cabbage. How the fuck could he lick these things. Leon just smiled form above him and said “Enjoy this funk, I made it especially for you to enjoy!” He slowly stuck out his tongue and licked, getting the first taste of Leon’s salty, cheesy sole. “Ahhhhh” Leon sighed content, loving life as his bitch gagged below him.
Euan felt like this task was going on forever and all he could taste was now Leon’s shitty feet so he was relieved when he heard him say “That’s enough of that for now!” from above him. He pulled his face away from Leon’s feet and looked up at his grinning friend who had just finished his breakfast.
“Bring your face up to mine.” Leon ordered, as Euan looked at him puzzled. “Now.” He reiterated. Euan crawled up to Leon’s face which hovered above him on the bed.
BUUUUUUURRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPP
Leon let out a massive disgusting burp in Euan’s face. Euan tried to pull back, but Leon put his hand on the back of his head to hold him in place. Euans eyes were watering at the smell, and his face was red with shame at the humiliation.
“Sniff it.”
Euan sniffed reluctantly, and Leon laughed, enjoying how much power he had, he was definetley going to be on a power trip for a while.
The rest of the morning consisted mostly of Euan cleaning Leon’s room, making him food and just generally performing humiliating tasks for him. He made him twerk in his pink thong and recorded it for extra blackmail. He made him eat his disgusting leftovers from a dog bowl in the floor. But worst of all he decided to make him become a fart sniffer.
As Leon was lying in his reclining lounge chair, still stinking and unshowered he called Euan to his feet as he had finished cleaning the toilet. Euan entered the room and kneeled at Leon’s feet, Leon had instructed him to say “Sissy pants would like to know what you would like now master.” every time he was called to his feet. So, unable to look at his friend as he was too embarrassed to see the smug face above him, he said it.
“Well firstly, I want you to look me in the face as I give you your next task,” Leon said. Euan looked up. “I’ve been cooking up something for you all morning. Something that I’ve been so excited to give you. Farts.” Leon said excitedly, as Euan loudly groaned. “You know that I’m lactose intolerant, and I’ve drank a glass of milk today. That makes me so gassy. I need to let out all my new fart babies. I want you to press your face into my ass and sniff, lick and savour them. Now obviously I’m a God and my farts are things to be savoured so this is a treat for you too.” Leon finished and lifted his legs above his head, exposing his boxer covered asscheeks a mere few inches from Euans face.
“Please Leon, I’m begging you! Haven’t I done enough? Please be nice and don’t make me do this. Your farts are so strong. They’re so bad. Can’t we just call an end to this bet now!?!” Euan pleaded.
“Hmmmm, firstly, today, you don’t talk to me like that, I’m in charge.” Leon responded, and Euan could tell from the tone of his voice this wasn’t going to end well. “But let’s consult someone else about this, I think that’ll help.”
Euan panicked. Nobody else could see him humiliated like this. His eyes widened and his mouth opened in shock. However what he didn’t realise was that this was the worst possible moment for that to happen.
FFFFFFRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPTTTTTTTT
A massive fart burst from Leon’s ass and directly into his mouth. Euan gagged and pulled his head back as Leon laughed hysterically. Euans face was now surrounded by what he could only describe as the smell of raw sewage.
“He say’s no chance bitch boy!” Leon laughed smugly. “Now get your face in there unless you want your tweeting video sent out to everyone.”
Euan, face red with shame, and eyes down moved his face forward until it was resting in between Leon’s massive, round, sweaty, smelly asscheeks.
“Good girl.” Leon laughed. “Now brace yourself for your own personal gassing. We’ll do the first round with boxers on, then we’ll go to bare ass, oh, then the best part, the taster menu, I’ll fart directly onto your tongue and you can tell me how it tastes!”
Euan was angry, disappointed and humiliated. All he could do was close his eyes and endure this till it was over. Leon was extatic, smug and felt like the king of the world. He was going to enjoy this.
FFFFFRRRRPPPPFFFTTTT
The first fart was loud and obnoxious. It smelt eggy and made Euans eyes water. It was followed by lots of taunting from Leon, and then a silent fart. It may have been silent, but it was deadly.
PPPPRRRRFFFFTTTTTT
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This went on for another 30 minutes before Leon said “Enjoy those for now bitch boy! You can have the rest later when we go on our day trip to the beach!” Euan groaned, he couldn’t believe Leon was taking this bet out in public.
“Just one more for you to enjoy!” Leon laughed.
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Euan would need to make sure Leon lost their next bet. He needed revenge.
Which Baby Are You?
JANUARY BABY
Pretty/handsome. Loves to dress up. Easily bored. Fussy. Seldom shows emotions. Takes time to recover when hurt. Sensitive. Down-to-Earth. Stubborn. Repost this in 5 mins and you will meet someone new in 8 days that will perfectly balance your personality.
FEBRUARY BABY
Abstract thoughts. Loves reality and abstract. Intelligent and clever. Changing personality. Attractive. Sexiest out of everyone. Temperamental. Quiet, shy and humble. Honest And loyal. Determined to reach goals. Loves freedom. Rebellious when restricted. Loves aggressiveness. Too sensitive and easily hurt. Gets angry really easily but does not show it. Dislikes unnecessary things. Loves making friends but rarely shows it. Horny. Daring and stubborn. Ambitious. Realizing dreams and hopes. Sharp. Loves entertainment and leisure. Romantic on the inside not outside. Superstitious and ludicrous. Spendthrift. Tries to learn to show emotions. Repost this in 5 mins and you will talk to someone new and realize that you are a perfect match.
MARCH BABY
Attractive personality. Sexy. Affectionate Shy and reserved. Secretive. Naturally honest, generous and sympathetic. Loves peace and serenity. Sensitive to others. Great kisser. Easily angered. Trustworthy. Appreciative and returns kindness. Hardly shows emotions. Tends to bottle up feelings. Observant and assesses others. If you repost this in the next 5 mins, you will meet your new love in 8 days.
APRIL BABY
Suave and compromising. Funny and humorous. Stubborn. Very talkative. Calm and cool. Kind and sympathetic. Concerned and detailed. Loyal. Does work well with others. Very confidant. Sensitive. Positive Attitude. Thinking generous. Good memory. Clever and knowledgeable. Loves to look for information. Able to cheer everyone up and/or make them laugh. Able to motivate oneself and others. Understanding. Fun to be around. Outgoing. Hyper. Bubbly personality. Secretive. Boy/girl crazy. Loves sports, music, leisure and traveling. Systematic. Hot but has brains. If you repost this in 5 mins, a cutie that’s caught your eye will introduce themselves and you will realize that you are very much alike in the next 2 days.
MAY BABY
Stubborn and hard-hearted. Strong-willed and highly motivated. Sharp thoughts. Easily angered. Attracts others and loves attention. Deep feelings. Beautiful physically and mentally. Firm Standpoint. Needs no motivation. Shy towards opposite sex. Easily consoled. Systematic (left brain). Loves to dream. Strong clairvoyance. Understanding. Sickness usually in the ear and neck. Good imagination. Good physical. Weak breathing. Loves literature and the arts. Loves traveling. Dislike being at home. Restless. Not having many children. Hardworking. High-spirited. If you repost this in the next 5 minutes, you will become close to someone you do not speak too much in the next 4 days.
JUNE BABY
You’ve got the best personality and are an absolute pleasure to be around. You love to make new friends and be outgoing. You are a great flirt and more than likely have an a very attractive partner. a wicked hottie. It is also more than likely that you have a massive record collection. You have a great choice in films, and may one day become a famous actor/actress yourself - heck, you’ve got the looks for it!!! IN the next 6 days you will meet someone that may possibly become one of your closest friends, if you repost this in 5 minutes.
JULY BABY
Fun to be with. Secretive. Difficult to fathom and to be understood. Quiet unless excited or tensed. Takes pride in oneself. Has reputation. Easily consoled. Honest. Concerned about people’s feelings. Tactful. Friendly. Approachable. Emotional temperamental and unpredictable. Moody and easily hurt. Witty and sparkly. spazzy at times. Not revengeful. Forgiving but never forgets. dislikes nonsensical and unnecessary things. Guides others physically and mentally. Sensitive and forms impressions carefully. Caring and loving. Treats others equally. Strong sense of sympathy. Wary and sharp. Judges people through observations. Hardworking. No difficulties in studying. Loves to be alone. Always broods about the past and the old friends. Waits for friends. Never looks for friends. Not aggressive unless provoked. Loves to be loved. Easily hurt but takes long to recover. Repost this in the next 5 mins and your reputation will boost someway in the next 12 days
AUGUST BABY
Outgoing personality. takes risks. feeds on attention. No self-control. Kind hearted. Self-confident. Loud and boisterous. VERY revengeful. Easy to get along with and talk to. Has an “every thing’s peachy” attitude. Likes talking and singing. Loves music. Daydreamer. Easily distracted. Hates not being trusted. BIG imagination. Loves to be loved. Hates studying. in need of “that someone”. Longs for freedom. Rebellious when withheld or restricted. Lives by “no pain no gain” caring. Always a suspect. Playful. Mysterious. “charming” or “beautiful” to everyone. stubborn. curious. Independent. Strong willed. A fighter. Repost in 5 mins and you will meet the love of your life sometime next month.
SEPTEMBER BABY
Active and dynamic. Decisive and haste but tends to regret. Attractive and affectionate to oneself. Strong mentality. Loves attention. Diplomatic. Consoling, friendly and solves people’s problems. Brave and fearless. Adventurous. Loving and caring. Suave and generous. Usually you have many friends. Enjoys to make love. Emotional. Stubborn. Hasty. Good memory. Moving, motivates oneself and others. Loves to travel and explore. Sometimes sexy in a way that only their lover can understand. If you do not repost this in the next 5 mins, someone very close to you will become mad at you in the next 8 days.
OCTOBER BABY
Loves to chat. Loves those who love them. Loves to takes things at the center. Inner and physical beauty. Lies but doesn’t pretend. Gets angry often. Treats friends importantly. Brave and fearless. Always making friends. Easily hurt but recovers easily. Daydreamer. Opinionated. Does not care to control emotions. Unpredictable. Extremely smart, but definitely the hottest AND sexiest of them all. repost this in 5 mins or you will not meet the love of your life for 10 years.
NOVEMBER BABY
Trustworthy and loyal. Very passionate and dangerous. Wild at times. Knows how to have fun. Sexy and mysterious. Everyone is drawn towards your inner and outer beauty and independent personality. Playful, but secretive. Very emotional and temperamental sometimes. Meets new people easily and very social in a group. Fearless and independent. Can hold their own. Stands out in a crowd. Essentially very smart. Usually, the greatest men are born in this month. If you ever begin a relationship with someone from this month, hold on to them because their one of a kind. Repost in 5 mins & you will excel in a major event coming up sometime this month.
DECEMBER BABY
This straight-up means you are the most good-looking person possible… Better than all of these other months! Loyal and generous. Patriotic. Competitive in everything. Active in games and interactions. Impatient and hasty. Ambitious. Influential in organizations. Fun to be with. Easy to talk to, though hard to understand. Thinks far with vision, yet complicated to know. Easily influenced by kindness. Polite and soft-spoken. Having lots of ideas. Sensitive. Active mind. Hesitating tends to delay. Choosy and always wants the best. Temperamental. Funny and humorous. Loves to joke. Good debating skills. Has that someone always on his/her mind. Talkative. Daydreamer.Friendly. Knows how to make friends. Abiding. Able to show character. One guy/girl kind of person. Loveable. Easily hurt. Prone to getting colds. Loves music. Pretty/handsome. Loves to dress up. Easily bored. Fussy. Seldom shows emotions. Takes time to recover when hurt. Sensitive.
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February
Spot on for me July baby
December Baby so true
