I walk like this

Gemini, ESFJ, Hufflepuff, Neutral Good. One time my boyfriend described me as "someone who never gets bored, like you could have a blast making a salad" and that is the realest shit ever.

[superpagangirl]

[cheshirecatsmiling]

Favourite part of the show: Taylor aggressively whispering “Light me UPPPPPPPPP”

[washingtonswift]

My FAVE performance from tour

[lovetheplayers]

and the story of us looks a lot like a tragedy now…

[daily-showerthoughts]

Yawning is like the body’s “20% battery remaining” warning.

[tswiftsedits]

When she turned to go home, she heard the echoes of new words… (scans source)

[art-nimals]

[mindflamer]

she/her? lol dude you have a beard, you're clearly a MAN

i’m screaming this bitch really thinks i’m griffin mcelroy

[huffylemon]

[saddest-cat-hours]

[the-memedaddy]

me🌶️irl

[shootingstarbeagen-deactivated2]

That says salsa….

[memewhore]

[thisarenotarealblog]

chaotic neutral

[teamrocketing]

THATS CHAOTIC EVIL

[melaninboy]

HIGH SCHOOLERS ‼️‼️ COMMUNITY COLLEGE IS OKAY!!

Please don’t ever let anyone shame you for attending.

[powerfulwizard]

“Women” is an inclusive enough umbrella term when talking about women’s issues. Saying “women and people who identify as women” is just unnecessary word jumble and you’re basically just saying “women and people that think they are women” and you should stop. The term “woman” is completely inclusive of trans women.

[sounddesignerjeans-deactivated2]

It’s 2:30 AM and I’m in the men’s bathroom and someone was in another stall and I starting blaring the Thomas The Tank Engine theme and I literally heard them stop peeing out of fear

[0v9]

how do you know it was fear and not arousal?

[sounddesignerjeans-deactivated2]

I like to think we live in a nice world and not the one you just created

[steamandsequins-deactivated2020]

ice water is so fucking good

[steamandsequins-deactivated2020]

not only is it refreshing but once you’re finished you can either chew on the ice or let it melt and then you have more water… choose your own adventure

[peoplegettingreallymadatfood]

[pureslime-deactivated20191020]

Do this and Tony the Tiger will come to your house and kill you

[pureslime-deactivated20191020]

I don’t know why I thought Tony the tiger was the Gatorade mascot

[pureslime-deactivated20191020]

Damn thats Powerade

[steelreservehighgravitylager-de]

[chikier]

whenever somebody responds with “I beg your pardon?” assert your dominance by announcing “Then Beg.”