Everything happens so much

Andie ~ Land of Gears and Chaos ~ Mishmash of weirdness

[fangs-4-fags]

the mystery bruises you're getting aren't from anemia or something stupid like that. they're from me. i go into your house while you're asleep and softly hit you with hammers until i am satisfied

[a-silly-poll-side-blog-yay]

your pfp is your roommate now! how is it going?

good

bad

great

awful

fire everywhere

it's me lol

perfect

freaky

impossible

results

Remaining time: 6 days 11 hours

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[succstosucculent]

@ominous-signs

[ominous-signs]

Official ominous sign

[ominous-signs]

We need to bring this back full swing so bad

[interpolationz]

the wildlife photographer of the year peoples choice award is always fun

there's a stoat hiding in that last one

source - go check out the rest of the awards too, they're really incredible

[interpolationz]

some personal favorites from various categories

[omgsamchap]

I know this is horrible but this comment was left on a true crime youtube video and I cannot stop laughing. 

[fleshdyke]

currently thinking abt ted or whatever his name is

[fleshdyke]

one of the most important posts ever i believe

[erisolkat]

the humble "like" is oft mocked despite what it does for us. "like, three people" is a vastly different statement from "three people". "and i was like 'what the fuck'" is vastly different from "and i said 'what the fuck'". i love you "like" and anyone who says you make people sound stupid will be killed on sight

[thatswhywelovegermany]

The harvest mouse (German: Zwergmaus, dwarf mouse) is the smallest mouse species living in Germany, with adult individuals weighing only about 4 grams. Its habitat are areas with dense and high herbaceous vegetation. In the summer, they don't dig holes, but they sleep in ball-shaped coccoons woven from grass blades hung up high in the vegetation. They have a prehensile tail, which they use as a "fifth limb" for climbing.

[cryptotheism]

Stop clicking on my thighs. Bro my cum meter isn't moving. You need to click elsewhere.

[xarialore]

they're saying the track surface is literally breaking apart and even f2 and f3 have complained about it

[kazieka]

was outside earlier and a bird Came Up, squatted down, fluttered it’s wings at me and opened its mouth like a hatchling begging for food (it was a grown female) so I went and checked the seed cube in the feeder and the thing was completely covered in mold. this is one of the weirdest things that’s ever happened to me. how did she know im the one in charge of the birdseed. How Did She Know To Pantomime Hunger At Me. Hello.

[kazieka]

i have spent my afternoon confusedly getting dressed, driving to the store, purchasing a new seed block, driving home, washing the cage, and getting the feeder set back up. i don’t take this much care for my Own nutrition. ive been bullied into a grocery store run by a tufted titmouse. i feel so loved

[hojolove]

A sign every artist and crafter should have on their site and window.

When I get my site up and running I’m putting this on the Commission/Payment page.

[moriahari]

Shit, this sign should be hung in any business that provides a service to others.

[faggotry-enjoyer]

[ID: sign:

We offer three kinds of service: Good - Cheap - Fast You can pick any two Good service cheap won’t be fast Good service fast won’t be cheap Fast service cheap won’t be good

/end ID]

[lost-in-fandoms]

Max and GP at Hungaroring on July 25, 2026 by Ahmad Al Shehab

[piechen-art]

DK - XCALIBUR Interview ⚔ 아더役 도겸

[ladymetroland]

(To ths tune of eleanor rigby) 🎵ocular migraine🎵

[sunsofcarcosa]

my dealer: got some straight gas. this strain is called "honorable knight" youll be zonked out of your gourd

me: yeah whatever. i dont feel shit

5 minutes later: only in death does duty end

my buddy pacing: i am the sword and the hand that wields it

[orpheuslament]

no one talks about how straight up painful it is to be the bigger person when deep in your soul you just want to be a huge bitch about it