SIT DOWN. BE HUMBLE

i wanna be adventurous but my funds says the otherwise

[bled]

[cigeur]

[serious]

[bled]

[dangered]

All I wanna do with my life is to travel and eat good food while laying on beautiful beaches with the love of my life.

[fastest-lane]

yes plz

[anotherbush-deactivated20190911]

oh god…

[90210stupid]

[dangered]

[photographersunite]

[laughingbear]

[uglytoast]

[thecrazytowncomics]

No One Forced You To Get Married

[alt-and-black]

one of my coworkers said something like this and it made me think about married culture in the US. his wife had been out of town for the week and he was really excited to go home and see her and we asked if they were doing something special, and he was like “No??? I just missed my best friend.”

[expired-blog-deactivated2020051]

the comment above is the cutest thing in the world

[danger]

[fastest-lane]

me when i am mildly inconvenienced: thIS IS THE WORST THING THAT'S EVER HAPPENED TO ME

me when i am legitimately hurt/distressed: no no it's fine i've had worse

[fastest-lane]

why!! am!! i!! such!! a!! fucking!! failure!!!!!!!!

[danger]

[nice-worm-deactivated20200906]

reblog the money pigeon for a financially stable future

[stachionalgeographic]

He’s doing a line