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How’s life treating you?

pretty pretty good

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Learn any new tricks that aren't bs kickflip, bs tail, or impossible?

saw the lady in half

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I had a crush on you in high school but now i dont. Hope you’re doing well either way

i'm good hope you are too

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up for a date?

always

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can we be friends

ok :)

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would you like to attend prom with me? its in two weeks

broke leg can't dance :'(

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A SEASON IN HELL >>> http://WWW.PARADISE.NYC

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scrolled trough your feed for too long now iM sad

go outside

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Who’s inspiring you right now?

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berle or guillete?

berllete

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I don’t know if you still use this or not but I met you last Feb and we exchanged #s and you said you’d text me but you didn’t

sorry i'll text you soon mom

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Have you ever hanged out with a Filipino guy?

no but i've slept in with one

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What kind of cigarettes are you smoking ?

don't smoke, stay in school, try not to slap comedians

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SMELLS LIKE TEEN BOOTLEG 🙃NOW LIVE ON WWW.PARADISE.NYC 💰 DON’T $L33P

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When does fashion turn controversial?

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What's ur favourite film

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is paradis3 ever gonna retail in other countries?

https://paradise.nyc/info-overlay/stockists