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[twitterlols]

[56blogsstillcrazy]

Shit Got Real very quickly

[ruinedchildhood]

Beyoncé’s pregnancy news + best tweets

[dynamax--grookey]

[ourexes]

of course eurovision is confusing for americans i mean the one with the most votes actually gets to win

[prasejeebus]

PLEASE FUCKING KILL ME

[allthingsgerman]

We Germans are great at recycling. That’s why we stick to sending the same act in a different packaging every year.

So please enjoy this year’s edition of “nice girl singing a forgettable song”

[tastefullyoffensive]

[claudette45morgan]

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via overahype)

[tastefullyoffensive]

I don’t see a problem here. (photo via cruztec)

[tastefullyoffensive]

[worldofthecutestcuties]

[fruitsgardens]

my children have too many legs .. but they are handsome and strong

[benevolencing-deactivated201704]

[obama-biden-memes]

well played

[shes-a-rebelll]

I can’t believe my chemical romance toured with green day and i was too busy fucking around in elementary school to notice

[lasturlontheleft]

“lol is everything offensive these days?”

[unetrangerquidort-deactivated20]

People who use the word “literally“ for something that can’t be literal is the reason I want man kind to be extinct.

[wroxall]

nothings real dude not even grammer we made it up man go outside