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@fat4thefrat
Joe went to college. Can you tell?
Get this porker in a frat as soon as possible to speed up those gains with late night beers and greasy fast food… don’t worry Joe… we can tell you like to eat tubs, we have plenty of grub for you fat ass!
This “Drunk Dorkz” guy is living proof that being an influencer comes with its fattening consequences. Back in 2024 the fishing pics show him lean and sharp-jawed, still looking like the fit friend in the group.
But a couple years of nonstop liquor, beer flowing like water, late-night gigs, and endless fast food binges changed all that. By 2025 you could already see the bloat setting in with his rounder face and softening body. Now in 2026? Full glow-down. The American flag boat and pool pics don’t lie: double chin, soft hanging beer belly, shirts riding up. He went from the athletic one to the fat ass friend who’s carrying the extra weight from all the booze and snacks.
Their TikTok is blowing up, but so is he… I guess that’s the cost of trading his trim body for a proper waddling booze belly. Still got that handsome face… it’s just attached to a bigger, lazier frame now. Think he’ll ever snap back, or is he doomed to become the groups beer bellied porker?
Seen a campus king, frat star, or study buddy who absolutely traded their freshman abs for late-night eats and beer runs? Drop your best college glow-down and gain stories.
Ya know, it’s a real shame when a handsome, fresh-faced guy completely loses himself to frat life… the endless liquor, beer flowing like water, late-night DJing, and nonstop fast food binges. Four years of that lifestyle will turn even the best of them into a waddling statistic for obesity.
He went from sharp-jawed campus king to full double chin equal to his dad’s in record time. And that soft, bloated belly hanging out in the grad trip pics? Pure product of binge drinking and snacking all night while “working” as the frat DJ. The abs got traded for a beer gut and gluttonous decisions.
Now that he’s graduated, what’s the future looking like? Think he can snap back and get his shit together, or is he doomed to keep inflating into a full-on fat, greedy post-frat hog for the rest of his life?
Seen a campus king, frat star, or study buddy who absolutely traded their freshman abs for late-night eats and beer runs? Drop your best college glow-down and gain stories.
Back in 2018, these two cheer twins were hot. You could already tell which one liked to eat more, but neither skipped a lift long enough for it to show. College was rough on their waistlines. The poor greedy boys just couldn’t help but stuff themselves because “they need to be strong.”
Now it’s 2025 and both of them have gone soft. These boys have thicker arms, rounder faces, and bellies that say they’ve been training more for eating than cheering. These days they look like they’d rather watch real athletes play than work out themselves, opting to sit on their growing asses with snacks in hand and shirts riding up a little higher than they used to. At this rate, when they show up to the reunion, no one will believe either of them ever flipped anyone in the air.
Seen a campus king, frat star, or study buddy who’s traded their abs for late-night eats and beer runs? Send in your best college glow-downs and gain stories through messages!
A classic story, the tall high-school heartthrob who had every girl blushing under the lights, all muscle and swagger who grows up and gets a gut. When he was first signed he started bulking up, big arms, tight jersey, full of confidence. Then reality hit. No playtime freshman year. None sophomore. None junior. When he transferred schools He said it was because he “wasn’t getting enough time on the field.” Translation: three years as a bench-warming spectator while his body got softer by the week.
Now he’s on a new team and sitting at 298 and still climbing. His new coach calls it “mass,” but let’s be honest, those love handles spilling over his shorts aren’t muscle. His jersey hugs his love handles, showing a gut that wasn’t there before, thick thighs stretching his sweats to the limit. You can picture him loading up another plate, telling himself it’s “all part of the plan” as he grabs seconds. The plan’s winning. Every lazy offseason, every skipped workout, every late-night binge is showing. He’s starting to look a lot more lineman than linebacker.
But hey, guess he finally made his mark. Not on the scoreboard though, but on the scale.
Seen a campus king, frat star, or study buddy who’s traded their abs for late-night eats and beer runs? Send in your best college glow-downs and gain stories through messages!
Frat life always becomes fat life for college boys, and this one is no exception. I mean, buddy came into college looking a little chubby, but clearly balancing being an “athlete” with his schoolwork was too much for him which then led to beer-fueled frat parties and late-night takeout. He clearly doesn’t mind showing off his gains though when his love handles are spilling out of jeans that might have fit him twenty pounds ago. Poor guy doesn’t even realize the numbers on the scale are only going to keep going up once he settles into an office job.
It’s not looking good for this freshman. A year away from home-cooked meals, and the former high school baseball standout has already traded early workouts for late-night takeout. From toned and disciplined to soft and settled in record time, he’s clearly enjoying the “college experience.”
Beer pong has replaced batting practice, and pizza boxes have become his new trophies. It seems like these days, the only sweat he breaks comes from keg stands, not sprints. Whatever self-control he had back home didn’t seem to make the trip to campus with him.
If this is where year one has landed him, the next three are bound to be quite the transformation.
Seen a campus king, frat star, or study buddy who’s traded their abs for late-night eats and beer runs? Send in your best college glow-downs and gain stories through messages!
Funny how fast things change for a frat president, huh? From posting shirtless thirst traps in the gym in 2023 to waddling down the beach, bloated on beer and fried food, in 2025.
Now, in his junior year, Mr. President already has the pledges rubbing his gut and carrying him at parties… but how long before they can’t lift him anymore?
Seen a campus king, frat star, or study buddy who’s traded their abs for late-night eats and beer runs? Send in your best college glow-downs and gain stories through messages!
Alabama boys are such a mystery. They're like almost uniformly athletic and super into sports, and then they hit their early 20s and this happens
What is it about those Bama boys? They can’t help but pound back beers and challenge each other to see who outgrows their swim trunks first!
Do you think this guy even realizes that fishing doesn’t burn as many calories as football did? Clearly, the beers on the boat are giving him his own flotation device… so drink up, big guy!