I’m writing something like a short story — it’s just Waterboy talking to himself the whole time.

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I’m writing something like a short story — it’s just Waterboy talking to himself the whole time.
自分のクソデカ恋心に無自覚なせいで、 自分の気持ちの大きさに振り回されまくって様子がおかしな事になっているWBと… あまりにも分かりやすすぎて余裕で気付いているけど、あえて指摘しないで観察して愛おしんでいるRobert。
普段溢れ出る水はとうとうお湯になって湯気さえ上がってしまう、そんな可愛いWBくんが見たい…見たいから描いたよ…☺
Robert/Waterboy本当に好きだ…結婚しろ…結婚しろ……(空を仰いで祈る。)
A completely lovesick WB, totally unaware of how massive his own crush is — acting all weird and flustered because his feelings are way too big for him to handle… And Robert, who noticed ages ago (because it’s so obvious), quietly watching him with that soft, knowing look instead of saying anything — just full of fondness.
The water that usually spills out of WB has finally turned into warm steam, like he’s literally overheating from love. That’s the kind of adorable WB I wanted to see… so I drew him. ☺
I love Robert/Waterboy so much. Please just get married already… get married… (looks up at the sky and prays )
【台詞の内容】 WB:どうしてこんなにもドキドキしてしまうんだ…? Robert:バレバレなんだよな…かわいい… ⬇️ WB: Why is my heart beating so fast…? Robert: It’s so obvious, you know… you’re adorable.
Almost finished drawing WB!
ロバートを意識しすぎて顔が真っ赤だし、目は逸らすし、溢れる水がお湯に変わっちゃってもう恋心でおかしくなってしまったウォーターボーイ君を描いてます。
Drawing WB absolutely gone for Robert — face red as hell, can’t meet his eyes, and the water dripping off him literally turning into steam. Boy’s so love-struck he’s losing his mind.
あたしはねぇ推しのシーンをヘビロテする為にプレイ動画を録画したし切り抜き編集もしたしいつだって観れるようにしてあるからね、面構えが違うよ。(キモイ方向に振り切っている)
I’m telling you—
I recorded the gameplay just so I could replay my fave’s scenes over and over again.
I made clip edits too, and I’ve got them ready so I can watch anytime, anywhere.
My whole vibe is just… on another level. You can see it in my face.
(I’ve completely gone off the deep end. In the best, most unhinged way possible.)
Robert × WB brainrot dump 💥💖
I don’t really know English, so I just let the translator do the talking for my feelings lol. ロバート×WB妄想のメモ。 ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ 今後の展開次第になるのでこれはマジ妄想でしかないんですけども。(これ大事)
WBくん。ロバートに対して割と最初の段階から恋心芽生えて欲しいし、すぐに最大化して欲しいし、恋心で胸が焼かれて苦しい…みたいな状態に陥って欲しい。 初恋とまではいかなくていいんだよ!でも、人生初めてこんなに人を好きになっちゃった、くらいのクソデカ恋心で身を焦がして欲しいんや、あのヲタクくんにはさ……。
一方ロバートおじさん。初めの頃はこう、WBくんは見てるとほっとけないタイプのドジっ子青年なので、なんかこう世話を焼いてしまうな……仕方ない奴だな。くらいの感覚で関係構築して欲しいし、実際そうだと思ってるぜ。 そうなんだけどこう、理想だし予想なんだけど…そんなWBくんに心動かされまくって逆に沼っちゃう展開があるんじゃないかって予想しているのさ…。時間が経過するにつれて、段々とロバートの想いの大きさの方が勝ってしまうような……そのくらいのクソ重クソデカ恋心に支配されるんじゃないか……そう思ってる…そうなって欲しい…。
っていうかWBの善性の光に焼かれてしまったら良いよロバート! お前もWBに惚れて両想いになるのだ!絶対に!(謎の断言)
Robert × WB brainrot dump 💥💖 ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ Okay so this is PURE delusion right now (important!!), but I just need to get it out of my system.
WB… my boy… I want him to start catching feelings for Robert so early, and I want those feelings to go from 0 to 100 real quick. Like, love so big it hurts. Chest-burning, stomach-twisting, can’t-breathe-when-you-look-at-him kinda love. Not necessarily first love, but definitely “oh no, I’ve never liked someone this much before help 😭” energy. I just need this awkward little guy to be completely undone by how much he loves him, okay??
And then there’s Robert. At first he’s totally got that “this kid’s a mess, but he’s kinda endearing, guess I’ll look after him” uncle energy. Like, just casually taking care of WB because he can’t not. That’s 100% how their dynamic should start.
BUT LISTEN. Over time?? He’s so gone. Like, WB’s sweetness just slowly eats him alive and before he knows it, he’s drowning. I fully believe Robert’s feelings end up way heavier, way deeper. This man’s love is gonna be STUPID heavy, like “I’d burn the world for you” levels of devotion. I can feel it. I want it.
Robert getting absolutely obliterated by WB’s pure-hearted sunshine energy?? Yes please. Get wrecked by love, old man!! You’re in too deep now!! Fall for him and make it mutual, I’m begging!! 😭💞
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実は世の主流じゃないんじゃないかと恐れてるんだけど…私は…ロバートがトップで、ウォーターボーイがボトムだと思ってるョ…つまりメカマン×ウォーターボーイだョ…(BLのお話)(腐女子としてのお話)
I’m kinda scared this might not be the mainstream opinion, but…personally, I think Robert’s the top and Water Boy’s the bottom.In other words—it’s Mecha-Man × Water Boy for me… 💥(Yes, we’re talking BL here. I’m speaking as a fujoshi.)
解釈違いだったらごめんね……でもあたしは……メカマン×ウォーターボーイ派なんだ……許せ……
Sorry if this goes against your interpretation… but I’m firmly on the Mecha-Man × Water Boy side… forgive me…
頼むから一刻も早くロバートとWB両名の個人的かつ詳細なプロフィールを開示してくれよ……頼むよ……あたしの人生がそこにかかってるんだよ……お願いだよマジで……(切実)
Please, I’m begging you—release Robert’s and WB’s personal, in-depth profiles as soon as humanly possible…I’m serious, my whole life depends on it… I’m begging you, please… (I mean it)
ウォーターボーイくん描くほうが熱が入っててワロタ。 ロバートくんのことも大好きだけど、なんかウォーターボーイくんはマジで特別推しって感じだからね。仕方ないね… (ウォーターボーイくんのことメスだと思い過ぎてるのでマジでメスっぽく描いてしまった) (いや実際ウォーターボーイくんはロバートのお嫁さんになるから…信じてるから…)
I ended up putting way more passion into drawing Water Boy, lol. I love Robert too, of course, but Water Boy is seriously my special favorite. Can’t help it… (I’ve been thinking of Water Boy as way too much of a “girl,” so he turned out really feminine in my drawing.) (But come on—Water Boy’s totally gonna be Robert’s wife someday. I believe it.)
あたしにはロバートの本当の色気を出すことは出来なかった… けど頑張って描いたので見て欲しいな。 ロバートめっちゃメロいよね!最高!
I couldn’t really bring out Robert’s true sex appeal, but I worked hard on it—please check it out! Robert is so damn hot. I love him!
マジでここのシーンセクシー過ぎて5回くらい死んだ、あたしが。 濡れ場ですか?実質濡れ場ですか????? 頼む!頼むよロバートくん!ウォーターボーイくんと付き合ってくれよ! お願いだよ!付き合ってくれよ!
That scene was so freaking sexy I DIED like five times. ME. DEAD. Is this a shower scene?? Is this basically a SEX SCENE??? I’m begging you, ROBERT, please date WATERBOY!! PLEASE!! I’M ON MY KNEES!! DATE HIM ALREADY!!
Speaking of cute
マジであまりにも可愛くて、胸がギュッとなってしまう。 He’s just too cute, it makes my chest ache.
アニマルセラピーだね、可愛いね…可愛いねウォーターボーイくん… It’s like animal therapy… you’re so cute… so, so cute, Waterboy…
Waterboy pfp edits! Feel free to use
心底可愛くてキュートで、私の気が狂いそう。 HE’S SO CUTE I’M GONNA EXPLODE 💥😭💖
Okay but this scene at the end was so cute!!!
ilywaterboy (pls dont become a villian IK THERES SUMTHING UP W U!!!)
Just--Okay let me help you with that.
Dispatch - Episode 2
“Kiss! Kiss!” I exclaim! But alas… the guards, they drag me to the dungeons of eternal torment. I never see my beloved Waterboy, nor Robert Robertson again.
(I nodded so hard in agreement that my neck almost came off.)
(私は首がもげるくらい激しく、同意を示す頷きをした。)
I love waterboy so much